Dylan
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Melbourne
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What one thing do you need to do next?
fck her right in the *****.
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Well it was probably getting BOG at footy. DAMN!!!
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The best movie so far in 2014?
Lego Movie
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How was your first kiss like ?
What's a kiss?
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
singlet
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Is it true they don't call Geoffrey wizard fingers for nothing?
Extremely true that is. A man of his "stature" gets that nickname from his reputation
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Your father's name?
I dunno. That's pretty personal. GEOFFO....I mean Geoffrey
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"Other peoples despair"
ooooooh! 2edgy4 me m8!
let me guess do u also swim through land and slam revolving doors?
no but one time i did something and then something happened and then yeah. Fak ya m8
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Your source of happiness?
Other peoples despair
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Do u even lift bro? Plus what's 4x1=?? Because that's ur penuuuuus size bich. 1v1 meh irl fggt
3 days ago? wut?
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The greatest moment in your life ?
Wouldn't have a clue
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y u such a tub of lard for?
Probably cause I like eating more then I do exercising. Although I'm under 100 now. Lel
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Who was the first person you dated?
No one
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from 1-10 why would I want to fight you with no hair on my head and who was it that forgot how to pocket the monkey?
Wut?
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What do you think about the most?
My many failures and what I could've/ should've done.
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Is it good not seeing them or?
It doesn't really bother me. Although this is Chris' home and he's rarely here, which is pretty poor
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Do u even like Chris's girlfriend ?
Like is she nice
She's fine I guess. I don't see her or Chris for that fact, much anymore.
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Hmm nope I have boo*s lol
Well. I need proof.
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Nope :) just guess
Nah. I'm terrible at guessing games. Although, if you don't inbox me I could just assume its Juzz or Joel playing with me
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Cause now u don't get to know who I am ;)
Sure I do. Just inbox me.
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Ur missing out then
And why is that?
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Tonight?
Can't tonight. Got a mates drink-up to attend. Sorry
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so.. ur 6'1" & 103kg hmm i rekon u should start lifting
#greatpotential #untappedpowerlevel
Hahahaha. Thanks but I don't even lift bro.
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Wanna come drive ins with me ;)
When?
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In Wolf of Wall Street, the main guy's business goes to **** and he ends up in jail for 36 months
Thanks but I already know that
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what movie do you want to see now in the cinemas?
Probably The Wolf of Wall St.
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how tall r u? (ft/cm)
Abotu 6ft 1"/ 185-187cm
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Maybe start talking to girls,
It's easy make them feel special
Gotta know girls first. And quite frankly, I ain't exactly drowning in lady friends
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"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick as*; and I'm all out of bubblegum."
- Master Chief
I definitely remember him saying that. Just in his nature to be like that
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serius question how many kg r u?
103.8
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Sure u can u just have to look closer then u think
Well for starters I don't hang out with any girls ,hence why I'm so bad at talking to them, and unless one of me best mates are actually a girl. Wouldn't be that close. Lol
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Get a girlfriend ur a really nice guy and u should be happy
Thanks but it's not like I can just go out and get one like that.
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10 people u trust in ur life?
Mum and Dad obviously. Bros Benny And Pidgeon Boy. Long time best mate Juzz along with top contenders Joel and Rodgers. Johnno, Jimmy and Matt up there too. I trust other people too, just trust different people with different things. Whys That?
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Something you will never be good at?
Talking to new people
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You're a farking loser
I know I am. I can't help it. I don't like it anymore than you do
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If Rome wasn't built in a day, then why does my spam become crusty on your lips.
Good question Joel. Why does it?
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hey dylan do u ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say 'i'd like to s*ck a giant hardone today' honestly? coz thats what it seems like #epicfailyouloser #getthe****outofyourmouth
Well, I rarely wake up in the morning. But, most afternoons I wake up and think that
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Lellypop
You can't use that word. Only I can use that word
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Heard you had a massive D I C K,
True aye?
Well I don't know what that's initialized for. Drug Intake Coke Kane? BTW I have a unnecessarily large p****.
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I hear you're a great and wondrous footballer
You hear wrong. hahaha
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I know your inlove with Dody, but Ill try my luck bby.
Will you go out with my crotch - Hayz Dekker
Only on days that end in ''Y''
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Can't let Johnno beat you ;)
Not ****ing likely
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
My cat
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why are you a Phaggot?
Doodles is why
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Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Definitely.
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Do you like any girls?
of course I do, I ain't gay
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
I don't hear any rumours
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
Awesome, Fat and Crazy
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Who are you dating currently
No one