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sometimes, i make love to babies and small animals
http://ask.fm/Walruus
Love you to bits Dylan! Don't you forget it mofo!!!!!!
same
I am hot thnx anon tru Shiips
Aw trewww
Ur girlfriends hot
I know this
ask me q's plz ily x0x
I don't know who you are
dylan i am actully in love with your style and personality ! i actully envy it quite a lot ! just sayin !
I love you!
r u into heckerz tekerz? jessereidd
I sure am into what ever the f*** a tekerz is!
You people bore me 400159
Me too.
Are you gay?
No, but I like to take it up the as*
f*** off Im not afraid to rape you
It's not rape if I like it!
give us hints about your crush
10 would be minimum
or just describe her
Let's just say she completes me
what drugs have you had??
Weed. Haha
Im on my period dont f*** with me
Oh. Do you want me to call my aunty?
WALRUSES DONT MAKE THAT NOISE YOU f***ING as*HOLE!
Okay :(
Thats it! Im calling tarzan! he's a cop now and an undercover agent pretending to be a spastic that can talk to monkeys in little clothing
I am a walrus, woof
freed! f***ed
Shut up f**weed
Thomas Edison was an acceptional man! I f***ed him
Why is f r e e d censored?
One time I ***med on your mothers face, she tried to stop me so i hit her with a sledgehammer then locked her in a basement full of my urine and shi*. Its the only thing she was aloud to eat. I let her out after 3 months and she had no t*** left.
Woah.
record yourself wanking, then send it your grandma. then film her reaction!
I already have.. the reaction isn't what you think it would be..
Have you ever had se* before?
I sure have not!
you ever done drugs??
Sure have!
who do u like atm? ;)
I knew someone would eventually ask me this, inbox me on facebook and I shall tell you.
you are the funniest bloke i know! XD
You are the nicest anon I know! :)))
Ur blog smells
The perfume doesn't work :(((
U r werd
Werd is not a word. Werd sounds like word.. Word.
i want to stimulate your nip nips
I want you to
Get a beard, f***head!
I've tried my friend :(((
you're a hairy marshmallow
I really do need to shave
do you like butt plugs
Only the extra large ones
you're a dirty dirty girl
Why thank you, I try
Describe yourself in 3 words?
I smell nice
Who are you dating currently
My imaginary friend, she doesn't talk much.. ever
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
There was a rumor that I had se*, I as*URE YOU I THAT NEVER HAPPENED
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