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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Make America great again
This adc too fuk
I kck bck
Gg report vayne no gank
This jungle
"what is happening" omg good question thats my life motto
It's my spirit animal
"yo f**," i whisper quietly so no one else hears me, because we now live in a social construct where jokes that are considered demeaning to a social minority are now unacceptable and deemed disgraceful.
What is happening
do u smonk beugz
What kind of monkey is that?
o sht waddup!
Is dat boi!
What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
to fly
Thoughts on Georgia Conway
Ilyz
Nunu is running away with my boo*
Hey bby, wana root? :P :) XD Ill brig da shiz an da cruz brah?
As long as I'm home by 8:30, Thats my bedtime.
like super duper gay
Dylaannn
like your mom SKLDHBGCRJKWVXZ
lose some weight
Dylaannn
that it's nose wong
If you knew you could not fail ,what would you do?
Enter Tattslotto
What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
All my di*dos to Mitchell Edmonds
3 things that attracts you to a person?
Personality, humour and can keep a conversation going
tbh on rhys b
Left foot kick
have you ever had multiple boners over someone? who?
Paris, coz she has the voice of Morgan Freeman
who makes you moist
Eveyone
who is the most fabulous person?
Me tbh
who is your gf?
Mitchell Edmonds
who r the prettiest yr 8 girls u know at patto?
Mitchell Edmonds is the prettiest
What do you like in a gril?
Ones that I can use at a bbq
Do blind people have dreams?
I was legit just thinking about that, I have no idea
I heard you're a "Motherlover" is this true?
YES OMFG YES YES YES
If I wore hair extensions and girl's uniform would you recognise me?
yes, yes yes
Do Your Balls Fall Off?
When You Give a Big Cough?
Do They Lie There on the Ground?
Or Bounce Up at Every Sound?
Can You Stick Them in Your Pocket Just Like Little Gold Locket?
Do Your Balls Fall Off??
yes haha
why you a creep???????????? come at me
k.
What does your chin hair smell like?
Rainbows
how many Bit**es u f***
all of dem
What makes your mom awesome?
Everything
Tbh on Rachel budrys ?
Seems nice, funny really strong haha don't talk too much
tbh on lauren craig
Awesome friend, really funny miss hanging out but oh well her and Isaac are zomfg so cute and I wanna start talking again
Most embarrassing moment?
Calling my grade 2 teacher nan
Weirdest place you have found a pimple?
asscheek
I think p**** thrush tastes like popcorn! Agree?
Obviously!
What is your bra size?
Adalia Rose
Let me crunch the shi* out of you please it will be like christmas JamesChamley
yay
I haven't said hi to my mum in like 4 days :(
Hi mum
k
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
oh god yes
what's a p**** thrush?
swag
Start using your left hand to even out the bend.
Okay thanks
thoughts on felicity?
shes my wifey <3
I wish I could sniff your cup after you play cricket, but I'm too shy!
naw bb dont be shy! Just ask <3
Does yours hang to the left too?
yes
Would you ever pierce the eye of your p****
of course
p**** tattoo or p**** piercing?
why dont we have both?
Have u ever had p**** thrush?
yes
What if I told you I know who you are
holy fak
screams but you cover her mouth with your hand lift he skirt. You see a b*mp that's more than a puffy vulva. It was a Dic*. Eugh! You run disgusted.
yum
Part 1
"hey, how's it going?" She blushes and smiles. You couldn't resist anymore as you unbuckle your jeans you advance on her she cries in horror attempting to escape but you are too quick and have her by the arms. She
Hi steven
Part 3
A) Start a convo with her
B) Attack her and take her by force
C) Ignore, obviously this girl has a Dic*.
D) Ew girls.
all of the above
Part 2
it's not a pokemon but a girl. She stares into your eyes. You're stunned by her beauty. Her magnificent flowing hair just like yours but different colour. Why did she sit so close to you? Does she want the D?
hm
Part 1
You are sitting by a river during a sunset. The wind blows softly, swaying your hair gently. Looking out over the area you study the way everything flows. You hear a rustle of grass behind you. You turn around,
hm
I bet you like v*****, are you gay or something?
ew
Give Ellie a tbh u jerk
Ily le u r amazing <3
Just say who cares its better if people know then they can give advice and shi*
People know who I like and I need to earn your trust m8
Nah just say cmon
inbox meee
aw, tell me about her?
she haw swag
No don't be a dagger about it who do u like?
inbox me
best person you met on omegle tonight?
Paris <3
Who do u like. Actually say
I like you anon
why are people asking about my relationship
Because people are nosey
Tell me the truth
I hope they last for as long as the can
so another 4 days?
for ever
how long do you think Lauren and Isaac will last
For ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
H.O Serenaaa Sykesss
Omg She is amazing, I have known her for a billion years and she is one of the nicest, prettiest girls I have ever met, if we don't meet up soon I will cry <3 Mrs Cuddles
How many tacos does it take to burrito
Nacho
Is it possible to escape the friendzone ?Give a reason for your answer
If it was I would have used it by now
What smells better, ball sweat or flap sweat?
why don't we have both?
how big is your p****?
7-8 Inches
You're fat and weird, get a hair cut you dirty homeless s***
I would but your mum is into homeless men :)
I DO WHAT I WANT M8
Why you why?
Knobs should be eaten.
Dolan get off ononomus
I'd be scared of Isaac if I were you, because if you go near him, he will hit you.
If you had anything in that thick head of yours. You would have seen that apologised to him and we are cool. Dic*head
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