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Thank you.
You juicy steak
Everyone
Especially myself
Damnit Sumaiya.
You're the iftaar to my fast
Prostitution
I legitimately eat so much that I mainly watch YouTube so that I can read the subtitles when I can't hear over my chewing
I know who sent me my last 10 qoohs. I ain't replying to most but I was on the phone with you when you were sending them and I appreciate you
Either
Mahatma the Majestic
Or
Number best
Your aunt a croissant❤️❤️
Talking to @pea
Well thankfully it ain't up to you to decide
It's almost like she gave birth to me
Science
Google it, sweetie
Maybe I should stop breathing
Heban
"an $exy"
Bro
Spread that postivity?♥️
You saucy chicken wing
Look bro.
Please go eat some spaghetti
Maybe that'll take some bitterness outta you
Plus it's the only flaccid like thing that'll ever be around you.
Ya, now go look that word up.
Gestupid
An avocado
Thanks
"iNsEAsT"
Your mom is proud
Girls and boys can be friends without any funny ish
Also
Cheese is life
Well I googled Camran
And he's apparently like some famous surgeon and ya.
When I smile
*clicks tongue*
Orr nah?
Don't worry. I have tic tacs at home.
Supercalafragalisticexpielladoscious
Danny Phantom was always the best sooooo
No magnet is strong enough for that
Sorry
Get me a midget goat
Well there's a cheeto running America so uhmm. Bacon is an improvement
The salty kind
You need Jesus
Finally someone notices
How 'bout nah
Zarah Motan has it
This sht more difficult than math.
Damn Uhhhhmmm
I think de wae
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Tide pods
It's nice
I put the cereal
then the spoon
then the milk
then the bowl
Y'all doing it wrong
Of course
Use a cactus instead.
It's more exciting
"meet"
So we haven't met.
I could be a catfish
Wow
Get a GPS
"go die"
Like
Lmao
I'm trying
?
Don't cause drama
Lmao
Don't awaken the pettiness
Okay. No one's around me so
Anonymous, baby. I love you
We're gonna watch vines together and form a close friendship then he's gonna laugh at something and let go of the ledge and fall while I dramatically and in slow motion scream for my beloved only to realize that the balcony is like 3 meters high and that he's landed safely on he's feet leaving me to run downstairs and open the door for him which he takes as an opportunity to stab me and steal things while I lay dying and in pain from the betrayal
Still breathing
I don't like people
The only way you'd get to know me better is by you telling me this one on one
Actually
Mushrooms and spliffy
You sure you don't want to rethink that statement
Thank you Jake Paul but who says I'm not a dude
Shem, this is cute
i dont understand how this would be true but uhhh
thank you
Me thinking about life
Ya okay
cool story bro
Oh no *dramatically gasps*
theyre onto my ingenius plan to slowly enslave the human race by being friends with a boy.
god forbid
Because you can love an anonymous person, right?
Just go think about life or something
Hohkay
Who isnt obsessed with me
jk
God, is that you?
I dont even like myself tf
Lemme guess
your name starts with Y and you're obsessed with me, obviously
jk, hi YahYAAAAA
Thank you mahn
much appreciation
BOIII, IM RICK. RICK'S LIT ASF
My birth
jk
But not really jk
but jk
but not
Myself.
People.
School.
In my tea, which I'm going to drink after you mysteriously dissapear.
F.S.S.❤️ (F money, spread love)
By no one but king Cole himself
Breathe
It seems to work.
Talk about life goals
You should go sleep
At least unrealistic dreams seem natural there?
"Out of one to Gangnam style
I'd say
$exy ladies"??
I don't know what answer you're expecting
Sooooo
Happy birthday ???
To compliment them.
Or even smile at them.
A little love and positivity can have such a great outcome
I've been thinking about this for a while.
But what if Jesus was really gay and he wasn't say "amen" but "ah men"
It makes more sense
Or would you prefer rands?
*highfives self*
Good talk
How can Jesus take the wheel if he doesn't have a drivers licence, cars were invented waayyyyy after he died (spoiler alert). Not to mention, he probably can barely move due to old age?
Get yo' damn priorities straight
Lowkey just reading "run"
But no I'm alone right now, nobody but the jinn that occupy my room are with me
Nah,
I'm Aaliyah?
Ahmed Kathrada?
I don't know.
He dead
The real question is
How many pieces of ego on a stick (obviously a short one) (ayyeeee, unnecessary shade) *anyway* ) , have I acquainted with for a painful period of time.
In that case,
Two?♀️
Mom, is that you?
Thank you mahn
I appreciate the positivity ✨?
Did you know that the average brain has 86 billion nerve cells yet you used about all 3 of yours to ask such a stupid question
I'm so sorry
May you regain your eyesight soon
You is bootiful too
Aye my girl
I ain't gonna say your name because I'm not completely sure who it is
Jk
But not really kidding
But, much love for you if it is who I think it is
Myself
6 June
I think
Because I'm amazing
Jokes
Because I put it as that duh?
We were never together?
Yea my mouth
But other than that, I only run outta patience, cares and money
When I was in the womb
Because there was no need to deal with people
Excuse you
I'm in a relationship with myself
Nah b
I changed me
Must I stay the same little twat forever
Uhhh no, I wanna be a big A$$ twat