Arnold Christian
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M8
What do you have no time for?
These hoes
I'm too shy to s*ck your di*k
Hahahaha
Describe your life in 3 words
Happy, brave, confused
I heard you like it up the A$$?
Nahhhh why would I LOL. PS inbox me for more info. Lol jk jk
You and pat look cute together. I heard he's got the hots for you ;)
Thanks Dzi ;)
who am i vodka
My huge 18 inch ****
Why are you single? I've heard it's because you are too shy to ask him out. Is that true?
Hahaha fck off B
Who was the last girl you went out with?
A girl called Sarah in primary school, lasted for 17 days
I hate you
Haha love you :)
I'm short, cute and wear glasses.
Wanna date? I'm the final version of you!!
Yuh haha ;) sounds perfect
Hey baby
I love your A$$
Notice me
Love me
Cherish me
Murder me
Will do :), lets leave the last one out though
Why should people love you ?
I can't tell anybody why they should love me. That's not my decision to make.
Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Made someone an intro
Quality form man, well done!
Thanks man
Describe the best sh*t you have ever taken. Size. Texture. Colour. Smell.
Size 2 m. Colour light brown with green spots. Smelt of true beauty, it brought a tear to my eye.
hi dere arpan
Hai lel hahahahhshshj
Cat an**-dog rectum=Arnold's underpants
Hehehehseujej
Kill, marry, ****
Kyle, Kyle Kyle
Hehe
Marrry and fk all hehehskajsnzn
Tickle cat an** for $1000-$1000?
Kk lol when do start
Tickle my nutsack
Tickle tickle hehehehabhwhsjdusjb
The most expensive item you own?
My life and the people I have in my life :D
What upsets you?
Having no control over things
What bores you about people ?
Eye rolling and not keeping the convo going.
I love you.
ily 2 beb. no homo
Who was the first person you dated?
none lel
Do you wanna loose your V to me?;)
mmm beb maybe
Doesn't look like you want to have *ex
You betcha
Do you jerk off?
Idk send me some pics of yours and we'll see.
Which of your mates do you know for a fact has lost their virginity
umm, my 2 friends. Mrs left hand and mrs right hand. LOL JK umm i cant tell u
Do you want to loose your Virginity?
sure
Are you a Virgin ? What's the most you've done with a girl if you are..?
Yeh virgin, done nothing with a girl man :s
Hey bro is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Bit of both
Can I just remind you all that it was Kaitlyn who made "you make the Fahd go hard" up :p
HAHAHAH smart thinking kaitlyn!!
What would you say if I asked you out, like I don't think we've talked before but your in my English class and I find you quite attractive and I think your a little cutie xoxoxo love DANNY FAHD, P.S you make the Fahd go hahd
HAHAHAHAH MAKE THE FAHD GO HAHD. KYLE LOL. i remember that text game, ****ing awesome haha
Baby you light up my pants like nobody else, the way you spit on my clit gets me overwhelmed
Thats hot as. gimmie ur number... DANNY
I want to ask you out but im too scared to know what you'll say! Can you give some advice?
If this is true.. don't be scared trust me; 99% chance ill probably say yes, you never know until you try.
Reason for your last breakup?
Never had a relationship
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Because, it lets people build their lives.
thoughts on you 1678392573540863957 atom in ur body jeremy.t.dizon
my p**** atom, hes my best friend and he helps me with my life problems
thoughts not that smelly foot Arnold Christian
Bit too smelly, just how i like it
thoughts on ur nose
se*y and juicy, whenever i go to bed i like to stroke my nose and it grants me one wish.
do you still like meghan D'souza?
huh? never liked her as more than a friend. And we have hardly talked too.
arnold buy my prostitue for only 5 cents a year
too expensive sorry :(
Thoughts on Jeremy
Already did it before :)
thoughts on Jeremys bed
Jeremy's bed smells like ballsack, and toe pus, i like to go on an adventure inside jeremys bed everyday after school
i wanna f*** you till u squirt baby gurrrl
yummmy
thoughts on Jeremy
Jeremy = best friend eva, great as guy and can trust him with anything. hope to stay friends forever!
thoughts on ur ballsack
Very wrinkly and now a little bit green with fungus on it. but always smells good, and if i run out of t-shirts, i can make one using the pubes
LOL WEBBED FEET
Toe fluids
Thoughts on Aster
Aster, great as guy and very funny although he couldnt keep a secret, but im sure hes changed now. very good friend :D
Thoughts on kyle
f*****, but good in bed. Jks man Kyle is one of mah best friends and a beast of a basketball player!
thoughts on Kaitlyn gc :)
Kaitlyn is an awesome friend and also pretty! I'm weird and quiet so we dont have mas*ive conversations but shes really cool :)
thoughts on sheetal ?
Funny girl, pretty and fun to talk to, although quiet alot of times.
arnold im in love with ur foot
-Poseidon
I'm in love with your webbed feet.
-Arnold
do you even lift???
ahahaha
Yes
oi se*y beast its jeremy. meet me tonight at mah place foot intercourse bro.
Foot ****, F****
Nigga it's been 4 years, where mi moneh? You fukin borrow from me on camp and u still did not pay back to me yet. Hurry man, I need it for drugz and shi*.
K
Arnold, I have to confess but I'm too much of a Pu**y to do it IRL. Bro I only lift 2 grams a day and you probably know what I'm talking about. I can barely carry my books to clas*. Well I guess what I'm trying to ask is, can you learn me 2 lift?
You need to learn the art. I shall teach you the ways of do u even lift bro. By the end you shall lift a little more! I shall be your master as destined!!
Do it harder. Oh yeah, yeah just like that. Faster. Faster damnit! You'll never be a chef if you can't even cut some damn potatoes you *****!
Yum potatoes
Hey se*y, bite the pillow I'm going in dry ;)
LOL
How much money would I need to give you to make you ask a plastic surgeon to turn you into a toaster?
Your virginity + the mas* of Chewbacca's Pube stache
Would you f*** someone if you knew they had a mechanical v*****?
No I would be scared
Arnold Imma f*** u so hard ur as* will be bigger than the world.
No
Hey baby I want your **** under my armpit nice and wet
Brad or Jordan or Stanley can't decide who this is lol
I heard u have a 1 inch, is this true???
Yes after I broke my ruler it's 1 inch now.
Arnold u se*y ****. Do u like water. Then u like 80% of me baby
-Poseidon
Oh baby you're so wet
Thoughts on Trisha ?
Cool chick even though we got into a fight once
Who do you like ?
Nobody, if you mean as a girlfriend
f*** ur hot how come ur single????
:O thanks, dunno
f*** one, marry one, kill one. Patrick star, Jeremy Dizon, Milhouse
f*** all, marry all, kill justin bieber
Who do u like?
Noone right now :)
Free butt-se* marathon tomorrow night, Tuesday 28 May 2013 at 10:00 pm near Balaclava station.
yum
If rainbows are unicorn poop, then does that mean that Leprechauns are their babies?
No it makes them their nephews
How many apples are there in an orange lemon tree?
enough for the gravity for the mas* of the sun to equal Pi times 69.
Do you smell like strawberry shortcake?
yes
how many girls have u dated?
none, man :s
What did u eat to become so tall???
your mums vag
U only care about se* ho!
nuu i dont. otherwise i would be asking slu*s out
That person still my baddum tsss... That's my thing I MADE THAT JOKE
lol is this reem
Are you gay????
never ever ever i dont like that flavour, id rather have a chick than a mister.
You'll always be a f*****
thanks bro
Hey Arnold (Get it? As in the show. Baddum tsss)
very clever
You're a Ghundi
Whats that lol
ARNOLD YA f***EN ****
-WHIRLY ****
whirley kentz
arnold please take this seriously. this isnt one of those blackhearted jokes where people pretend they like you. arnold i like you, you might not think it but i like you.so.....hi?
thats cool :) hi
Arnold this isn't Jeremy. Stop thinking this is Jeremy cause it ain't. Still not Jeremy.....or is it? That is my question DUN DUN DUN
Iz da jerms run away jerms is comin ta get ya
Who's se*ier, Kyle Belfield or Kyle Belfield
Belfield Kyle
tickle my pickle and call me a grapefruit
Nice to meet you grapefruit
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