Alan
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Seattle, Washington
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Name a person you lied to today
**** yourself
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What upsets you?
Plenty of stuff, I suppose
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What is your weakness?
Probably my jaw.
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How long would you like to live for?
As long as it takes for me to be happy, then live a bit longer so I know what it's like to be happy.
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How much is enough money for you?
No such thing as enough money
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Who makes you happy?
My ****ing hand makes me happy you dumb ****head. Eat a **** and ****ing die.
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Girl you want to kiss?
**** off you ugly retarded ****
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The greatest moment in your life ?
When I looked in the mirror the first time
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Who is your crush? Dont be shy
ALaNM
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Something you will never be good at?
Anything
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A song they should play at your funeral?
Free Bird
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Eggs flour butter :)
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What would you like to ask God?
Can I have a handjob?
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What is the one thing you think people hate about you?
The fact I don't care about questions of the day
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why dont you have a best friend?
I dunno, doesn't matter to me.
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That thing that irritate you about your friend?
Who wrote this question? It's like a third grader with slight learning difficulties got the job.
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How much is currently in your bank account?
I don't have a bank account
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A person you never want to talk to again?
****ed if I know
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A song that you've over played?
Every song I've ever liked.
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who would you say your current best friend is?
I have absolutely no idea. Nobody really.
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You're a lesbian **** ***** ****er go slip on your own vomite
Well you have red hair
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
Every product and service
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Go **** yourself nigga
Kill myself? Ok, if you wish!
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How do you feel about dating exes?
HAHA
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Shut up gay cow
**** off Taylaaaaa
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What was your last date like?
Imaginary
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
Looks for intelligence. I have no looks really, but knowledge and intelligence is power!
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How long did your last call last?
I DUN NO
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Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
Israel because they're ruining the world
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How big is your TV?
Dads lounge 50 inch Mums lounge 42 inch Mine 22 inch Mine again 7 inch ;)
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Rob a bank for me?
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What are you wearing right now?
Tshirt underwear jeans
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
Shut up
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
Not at the time, sometimes afterwards.
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What is missing in your life?
Happiness
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Society or individual?
Society through collective individualism
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
Bomb Israel
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
You
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
With a full e***tion and a right hook
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A lie you told today?
Ummm I dunno
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
Immunity to Friendzone. Unlimited bank account. Although the bank account will make me immune to the Friendzone because girls love money.
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Have you ever talked someone out of suicide or self harm?
Not sure
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Is there someone you want to kiss but never kissed before?.. who?
Well yeah plenty of people. Hahaha. I'd kiss Katy Perry, I'd kiss Brittney Palmer... Lots. But mostly I want to kiss Taylaaaaa <3
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Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
Me
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What would you do if you farted during a class test?
Fart again
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Have you ever kissed a guy?
Of course
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seattle...steattle..stattle...startle...starbtle...starbule...starbuce...starbucks
oooooooooooooooooooh
Yes
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i love that your location thing says 'Seattle'
Seattle is my babe city
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Who knows you better than your parents?
Pretty much all my friends
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What are you going thru?
Not important, it's nothing :)
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I love you and sorry for what you are going thought
Forget about it. I love you too.
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I like to mello your cell. To the hello of my hello to the beat of the tello welcome to the yello and the getto
Thanks?
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
How much I really wish I didn't wake up so soon.
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Show me your t*** please!!!.
**** off
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How the **** do you always know its me... **** I'm changing my tactics
Hahahaha <3 <3
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Best advice you received about relationships?
Jaz Clapton
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I am sorry for everything I've put you though I'm sorry for being a horrible person. And I'm sorry that I can never make you happy. You should be happy but not with me as a firend
Taylaaaaa, I think I'm lucky to have you. You're awesome and I couldn't be happy without you. <3
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What happens when we die?
Our conscious mind simply disappears
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Haha sh.it sh.it everwhere wtf I just heard laughing....
Wtf
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when I talk to you its really great because you make me happier all the time no matter what the topic
I'm glad I can do that for you :) And I will continue to do my best
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Why are you even friends with me?
I am a waste of your time and I'm a million times uglyer then all the other girls you know so why do you bother being friends with me I'm not nice or anything.I'm a heartless cow that should die.
Hi Taylaaaaa, considering you're saying that it's my choice whether we're friends or not, I guess I'll just be honest and say that I disagree with all of that, and that I like being friends with you. <3 Sorry.
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I love you so much gay person <3 thanks for putting up with my gay ****
I hope this is Taylaaaaa. Awks if it isn't. I love you too man, you're an awesome person and I'll always do what I can
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You and your boners
They s*ck so much wow
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Do you think I could become a model?.... neither do I too ugly
Well I don't know who this is... So no answer.
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**** you are.
Dunno what you're saying
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as if you hooked up with maggie?! shes ****ing hot
Yeah true that
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11:11 what's is your wish
For us to be together
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What do you think of Darren
He's a nice enough dude, and he's generally a good friend. But he's annoying as **** sometimes, and he is a **** to some of my friends, but I generally find him pretty funny. Except when he sends **** pics. :p
i wanted to be your fkn 100th question but i missed out fk this
I asked myself the 100th question hahahaha
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Why do you think their relationship was a joke
Multiple reasons.
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If you could have s ex with anyone who would it be? (None famous person)
I dunno.. I don't really want to have *ex with anyone.