Bennerman Alnert
Alenbro123
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What are you wearing right now?
nothing ;)
Wats your kik wat skool you from
Babe ;)
I'm sorry, what?
My kik?
Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
Apparently my $wag and obviously my kabob making skillz
Best advice you received about relationships?
"Never get married to a girl.... Always marry a women" - you need to know that your relationship has developed enough and that the two of you are mature a bough to have a sting relationship.
YOU ARE SO HOT OMG I JUST WANT TO MARRY YOU AND THEN EAT YOU AND THEN JUST KEEP RECYLCING YOU AND THEN HAVE KQJDFNowfnloK FO24R
I really have nothing to say about this. It's very creative?
omg your hot as
Would you say that I'm..... Hotter than the sun ;) ?
what would you do if some really fat girl just sat on you and started like eating maccas and stuff
I would s*ck myself into her fat and fight my way out from there
B3n u r a qt.
Thanks ano7n
Peopl who meen most ?
Alen. That is all.
ya hottie c;
Ahahah. Thanks.
Ur hot as
U r acute-t you can be a triangle.
Your maybe the hottest guy in Year 11 ;D
And your maybe just the hottest anon on this thing ;)
You're just not cut out for the Kebab game I'm sorry.
You can't just kick me out like that you haven't even given me a real chance. You should see how I fold them, please just give me a chance.
DIS THE KEBAB MAN FROM DA KEBAB CLAN CAN I HELP YUU?!
I'd like to get big in the art of kebab-ing
Who is your fav person?
Jesus
so - tell me your life's dream
Pronbably to open up a kebab shop with my uncle.
Are you jealous?
Of your anon question? Yes!
I'm so happy for you and Alexandra <3
Thanks for the support. But she's with the OG, Nigel Rars.
i want to raise those swag children.
I don't need no midwife or nanny
i want to deliver your swag babies.
Thank you. It would mean the world.
i want you to impregnate me with your swag.
PLEZ!
A Movie that made you cry?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding, all of the Twilights, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Spy Kids.
will you marry my swag?
YES <3
Can I borrow some of your swag... ?
The transition won't work.
YOU THINK YOU HAVE SWAG? YOU GOT **** MY ******!
Yeah I do you **** with a **** unicorn ****** *** ya munted fool
Bro if we were at school.....
I'd punch you man
did you know I love you like a scorpion loves sweet sweet destruction?
Wow. Thanks. Ya pickle.
i want to mold you into the swag babies that you know you want.
Sure.
i got a litle willy, i put it in my b*m
I liek roosty spoons
Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump.
Uhh have you not seen half tonn man?
Did you know, that the big cheese is actually not so big but is micro.... So from this day forth he will be known at MICRO CHEESE!
Oohhh. I dis not instigate any brother-in law rivalries.
Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet......
You should check the puppy's
Humans have five hands on their fingers. If you look close enough. And on those hands. You'll find baby elephants frolicking in the sand dunes.
do you know how much The Big Cheese loves you?
I'm not sure? How much?
Did you know, Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
Yeah I know. Why do you think I'm not fat.
What does your name mean?
In all this time. Don't you think you could've looked it up yourself?
What is your dream?
My dream is to be a supermodel for Victorias secret.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Sonic boom
Jeez. Belt. Nice one.
Does your name mean anything?
Yes
are we gonna haz an slamber perties at yawr hause?
No doubt lover ;)
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBAAADY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
Did you know that in japan they don't have cleaners in school? They get the kids to do it so the get used to cleaning daily.
That explains a lot actually.
do you love emmanuel cancino?
Do I love........ Yes! With all my heart.
I love apples
WATERMELĂ“N
Do you realize people arnt asking questions? There just saying things
I do realise that...
I'm a guy I'm pretty? You told me so
Oh. Well in that case you're the prettiest guy.
Who's your fav dbz character
Chiatzu and krillin
One super power, go!?
I already have it. An that's swag.
Prettiest guy you know
Ew. Guys aren't pretty.
Do you lift?
Do I lift? Is the pope Jewish?
Fav forty player?
Gaz. EASSSY
Do you think I'm pretty enough?
To go sky diving with Christopher Walken. Yes I do.
uR sO hOt!
ERMMAAAGEERRDD TENKS
Alen? Why would you maek your Qoohme Name Alen LOL?
You don't know my story.
Just my swag.
Do you have $wag?
Cuzz, I have multiple snap backs.
Is ur bestfrend Shaadi?!
Is that even a question esse?
g'day ****.
Good day to you kind sir.
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