Qoohme

What do you call a v***** with 8 flaps

an octo*****!

Why aren't you friends with Darcey Sinead and Piper anymore?

idrk

Hi Alex

hi

Why are you dating no one

Idk lol

Who are you dating?

Ahahahah no one

Pretty

Ok???

Pretty

Thanks?

Your actually so hot

Uh thanks

Samira's a chicken

Um ok

Do you hate the yr 7s in your homegroup

No

Who's the hottest guy in your class

Um idrk

Name a person you lied to today

Myself

:)

;)

What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?

Eat something disgusting like someone's **** or like a Sheeps brain

I love you

Um wat?

Have you ever farted in public?

Idfk

What's your kik

Alex_leitch

A super power you wish you had?

Reading minds

Tacos

Yummmm

Thoughts on Courtney G?

Lesbihonest...... She blew her breath into Ella's mouth....

Holidays!!! Lets hope a certain person/s have moved schools by the time we get back

Ahahahah amen sister

Yeah chicken we need to catch up on the holidays

OMG IKR!

Who do you think sent you the I miss you thingo

Ash?

Would u rather date a 6'4" guy or Oscar Colosimo?

Uhhhhh 6'4' I could always carry a stepladder around?

I actually miss you so much

I miss u too! If this is who I'm thinking it is?

You're such a cutie pie

Uhhhhhh thanks?

Who would you like thank today and what for?

Chocolate?

Haha lol the questions about taking Samira back

Ahaha tell me who u r please!

Please take Samira back she's so fuc king annoying

Uhm who is this?

shorty

Someone say my name

You're ma boot scootin' baby

5,6,7,8!

I don't want samira to join my group! Pls tak her back

Ummmm....... Uhhhhhhhhhh...... Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Your thing on samira is perf :)

Wat u mean

Thoughts about Samira

I don't think that's something I'm going to out out there

Last time you cried?

I don't cry, I'm a man

I'm talking to a 42 year old guy on Omegle about cancer

That's pretty deep

Are you a human or an Alex

Depends if uve met me or not

You sir/ma'am are a very strange donut and if someone ever tries to eat you I shall personally send one of my assistants to make funny faces at them.

U r a legend

Thanks for all the help twhite315

It's not my fault m8

Do you remember Burke? AshleighStanyer

Of course I remember that son if a b*tch

Your my Cristina AshleighStanyer

Well the old mer and Cristina anyway ;)

I don't know what to ask you AshleighStanyer

Well that's a tad awks

Pick me chose me love me AshleighStanyer

Favourite quote apart from chicken baby ;)

How long would you like to live for?

lel

I know who u like, u can't stop me from telling everyone

isnt that a bit mean

Who do u like

Y do u wanna know???

10 years and some how I still put up with your crappy comments and your love for anything edible. Hahaha love you so much boo

That just about sums it up ahah :)

Please what

?

We need to catch up in the holidays missy. -chicken

Yes OMG defs shopping I think ues

I know my friends will say I'm gay for saying this, but ur so hot! I can't believe I'm actually falling for u

Wait Wut?

Misss you so much chicken baby

OMG miss you so much! 10 yrs and still going strongggg

Alex we need to catch up!!!!!!!!!! :o beth_woolley

YESSSSS! OMG I miss youuuu

Lel

Thoughts on your son (; sarahkendall

Jesus

I don't like u

I don't blame you

Your awesome and really funny I really wanna get to know you more xx

Thanks kik or inbox me?

I want to know how good you ****

**** off u creep

Do you f*ck like a bad girl?

Wtf

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu Cristina your going to die soon

YAYAYAY

Stuff relationships your like 8?

watever u think idc. u have no idea wat ur talking about u little f*uck but I can tell u right now u should go get a life u little ****

What is concealer?!

It's like foundation but you don't put it over your whole face, just ur pimples and if u have like bags under ur eyes and stuff

Hey chicken Kik me please need to talk to you and it's not next ep Cristina dies probs the ep after so pissed grrr we should get chicks and share them so then we have chicken baby for our selfs

YES

Do you wear makeup to school? If yes, what type (eg. Mascara, foundation etc)

Yeah mascara sometimes eyeliner and concealer

Stuff relationships your like 8?

Yeah no I'm not? I'm in year 7

Best advice you received about relationships?

Stuff relationships

Ur hair is really nice curled

Thanks :)

How do u no maddie e

Friend of a chicken

Hello **** sandwich ;) hi it's Dev

OMG... Amy's ***** burger aha

Omg miss you stay over on sat for the night k better okay I need you

K bro

Hi chicken baby

Hey my beautiful person xxx

Who do you miss most?

I don't want to hurt any feelings but darcey

They are your only friends? The ones at Luther and ash? I thought you had more

Yeah? I don't have to say everyone and when I meant at Luther I meant just anyone whose my friend?

Who is your closest friend?

Um.... Probs ash stanyer coz I have known her for longer than my close friends at luther

What do you consider to the most valuable thing you own?

Idk

What's the Sophie's last name that's in your bio

Jacobs

Thoughts on Sarah Kendall :))))

She's like ****ing Jesus or something!!!!!!!

She might have blocked you for a reason and you don't get to tell her to change its not your life and body
Don't call her a Bit** ether
Thankyou

Thanks _____

I wuv u awex

Aww

Who is nicest? Kate, maddi, ella

Probably Ella?

Talk to me and unblock me beautiful Bit**!

How about no *****

Arr, yes I do.
Why do you have to be so different... :,(

U don't! U r not me, and u don't get to have a say whether I change or not

omg get over it Alex made a mistake going in that toilet! everyone makes mistakes! so get stuffed and leave her alone!!!

THANK YOU!

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Well.... Because it is

HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One thing to say:
Stop changing. Full stop

U have no say in that