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What are you good at ?
Does fifa count? But I s*ck at that as well
Yo but united is a good team why can't you talk football with your boy ?? Joseph_Camara
Let's all take a moment to laugh at Joseph
Your favorite person to talk to about football?
The boy Ricardo. Brooke is stubborn, Lebo knows nothing about football and Camara supports United,
any hot chiks in Spain?
?
We all miss you, dude.?❤
Dankie✌ I miss everyone too
Who's bae? ?
Still Ricardo
Can I be your girl? ❤️
Sure?
Who's your princess? ?
Ricardo
The best German is?
Reeeeeuuuuussss, or kroos
liverpool is better than Madrid
K
So any of them hot Spanish girls yet?
It's a work in progress
What have you never truly gotten over?
The deez nuts meme, it still gets me every time
If u had to choose btween jellybeans and jellybabies. What would u choose?? unicorn_lover
Jellybeans for days
Kill, bone, marry: Camara, Stride, Custers
Marry Custers, bang camara, kill stride (hadez stride)
Miss you lad
I miss you guys too
If you could pick any girl to date who would it be?
That's a secret?
They told me you're gay
Then don't listen to them
Hadez m8 can I move in on your girl?
Have fun famo
How is the football in Spain ?⚽️
They will never be the bafana bafanas ?
You were such a G at stdavids?
Shot boy?
How's Spain??
I'm living the life??
We miss you bruh❤?
Miss you too boy? see you soon
Is it really dat boi? Is it really...
You better believe it
Do you love dck
Richard is a solid lad
Will miss you Bruh.?❤
I'm gonna miss everyone back here too❤ but I'll be back soon
I like it DC
That's what I like??
Why do you hate German teams and players so much?
Because Brooke likes them so ?? but nah I actually don't hate any of them?
What do you know about make up?
Sometimes it goes on your face ??
Gotze?
Slightly overrated, exciting prospect
No leg or no arm???
My left arm is useless anyway and also I play football so get rid of that arm
Boatang or muller
Hmm, boateng is solid
Opinions on shrek?
Ricardo's a good lad?
How come you can't find a girlfriend?
Because I'm ugly af??
Incest is wincest??❤️
Stop?
Would u bang your family if one of them was dadario
No Michael? probably not
Look imma be real wich u boi. You da blackest man I know nigga! Don't talk that sht that you ain't k fam?
Ayt fine you know my secret?
R u Asian??
No, not asian either
R u sure?
Fairly certain, yes?
R u sure?
Fairly certain, yes?
If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Griezmann ?
What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
People fishing for likes? [SoFlowAntonio please respond]
What base have you been to??
0 ?
Would you date Sarah???
I doubt she ever would ?
Just met her, seems very nice ❤?
THIS CALLS FOR A MUZZ!
DIS CALLS FOR A FISH
What have you noticed about yourself recently?
I'm not very good at football ?
I hate guys who dont?
Hate guys who don't what??
Favourite sideman?
Zerkaa ? Papa josh?
Why only half your face in your profile picture again *sigh* TrinjaTheNinja
Shut up?
What causes you to stay up late?
Youtube?
JME or Skepta
Man like skepta??
Favourite sport
Basketball or football?
You know real madrid is lacking
We going to win the champions league?
Are you related to dorminica Valle ?
Can't say I am, sorry
Where u from? Hace u beben un clongowes?
Nope sorry
Well then who is bae ???
?
Do you have a girlfriend ?❤️??
?
You gay mate?
You 'Aving a giggle?
I'm still waiting here for someone to top my post Ozy_oscar
It shall stand till the end of time
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Futurama
Issy?
No, this is Patrick
Instagram name?
Alexdelvalle2429
"He's climbing in yo windows, snatching your jew-smoothies (also know as jewsies) up, betta hide yo kids, hide yo wife's, and hide all YOU MUST CONTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS CAUSE IT'S JOHN CENA "- Moonman2kWatermelonGassyAntelopeBees?
Your stray laser hardens with another injustice.
What does success mean to you?
Not failing #highStandards
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Never go full retard... ever.
Don't you hate it when isis tickles your belly button?
Yeah it does tend to annoy me
Straight outta Compton
Straight outa the dodgy part of the Internet
Do u like meh
No, what were you expecting?
Hey do u know who this is Alex
It's the muffin man
Gurrl who you be liking
Why would I say ? XD
Mmmm smell that? Smells like desperation
Smells like deez nutz
What is your current state of mind?
I mean, I could go with a sandwich
you brighten up my entire life ❤️
Well I mean thank you, I guess. I don't know how I could have done that
Alex never give up , sometimes a relationship with the right girl is more important than losing a friendship
Well ok then, thanks?
Any girl you like or have liked recently??
Well of course
Favorite girl?
Obviously can't say
Y U DO DIS!!
IM SORRY WILLSON! T_T
Last great thing you did ?
Put my pants on, idk
What's the one thing you can't live without and why?
Food, air, water, you know. The usual. But the ONE thing would be gravity, life would s*ck without Gravity. Think about it.
from a Deal With It to a *scared, disgusted face*. Current mood? jordanhenr.y
Maybe like a *poop emoji* or like a *small Chinese boy*
how cool is Perpendicular? jordanhenr.y
Almost as cool as her name
What cheers you up ?
Video games, Pringles and music. Or a game about musical Pringles.
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Be ugly and live forever because plastic surgery is still a thing.
Who is your favourite sdmi grade 5
Hahaha no clue XD
From now on, you answer all your questions Dragon ball z related " What happens when you don't skip leg day" "SUPER MATHA FAKIN SAYAIN GOD SUPER SAYAIN " Moral of the story? Don't take my fcking pudding buu
Actually if buu just kept eating the pudding eventually he would be like a... "Super MEGA sayin God super sayin legend epic protected of the universe GOD" or something cool like that. With rainbow colored hair all multiple differant lengths
What is your current mood and why ?
You know that feeling when like, buu turned that guy into a cookie and you were very confused and quite terrified? Well it's like that only no giant pink monster is being turned into a cookie.
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