Alex geitenbeek
Alexgeits
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Have you ever been friendzoned?
Yeah :(
Hey bby xxxxxxxx
Ello love ;)
come fondle me plz?
Address?
Hottest girl you've f***ed?
Probably my missus jayde miller, she's bangin ;)
Thoughts on chicks with tattoos?
Good shi*! :)
Do you think that the president of France has an opinion on what hand you use to wipe? Do you think that his opinions on this matter are what prompted him to place an embargo on the trafficking of all beaver related products?
Whoever keeps asking me these rare questions should inboox me cause its good shi* and I'm curious ;:))
Have you ever jousted a donkey with your e***tion?
If so, did you win?
No but I feel as though if I did I feel as though I might win
Have you ever violently fisted a duck to the thought of of a brown bear stealing Barack Obama's mail?
close but no banana, it was a goose not a duck :)
A grade wanker!
Whose this?
Who are you dating and why?
Jayde miller cause she\'s se*y ;)
Are you with jayde miller lol
Yes :)