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thoughts on ali has*ani
why is there a star in the middle of my last name?
im actually a peasant, this is so racist...
peasants aren't a race. so this isn't racist at all, it's discriminative. That's the word you're looking for.
thoughts on sabrinaa
she's a great artist
list the hottest girls i nyour grade again
Larry David is such a schmuck. Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's so good. Now run along peasant and watch.
peasant... do you have a tumblr?
no. i'd like to keep my male reproductive organs thanks.
hottest girls in ur grade
scroll down for me, peasant.
are you friends with zarlasht
yeah
Do you find Nedine and Zoya hot?
yeah why not
prettiest blondes in your school?
you
lord of the rings
Pulp fiction, The squid and the whale, Forrest Gump, and Schindler's list
thoughts on paul paulgre
ma main man
ur so hot ah!
oh dios mio vidal, gracias
i love you sawwww much xoxoxoxoxoxo
hola vidal.
dude f*** you for getting with my girl, not cool you ****
wut
squash adam=calling soon but not today
you better call him. he's such a f***ing good coach.
what u doing tonight
sleeping
wallah we need to meet up <3 - amnah x
yeah broo
lol lol lol omg wow yoooqoow woo thh ye
i never needed anybodayyyy
thoughts on jana and helena?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaNqvdflTps
dooo youu miss me as muchh as i miss youu???? p.s im an eis girl. amm..n..a..h
lets meet up soon bbz? miss you hahaha :)
top 5 prettiest girls in dubai
jews
nigel and vigs qooh?
dunno
you missed some people on your list </3
definitely didn't miss you.
hhahhahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahahaa hi ali aalansari
anana
thoughts on erin, raseel and sherine
erin- jew
raseel- jew, didn't finish goodfellas in study hall
sherine- hipster jew
top 5 girls from ur list
f*** off
prettiest girls in your grade?
alright i'll be honest and serious this time. i'll just list all i can think of. in no order, sophie v, nedine, izzy v, izzy a, sol, helena, nadia, sophie c, blair, mathilde, stella, androniki, lucie, noor, aset, daniela, iina, anne, jessica, jana gah now stfu and stop asking me this over and over.
u used to bully me..
well you were probably hurting someone i was friends with, or hurting me, which is exactly why you deserved every bit of what i said.
thoughts on reem ?
hipster
list all your faab gurlfriends <3 :
aya aya aya aya
thoughts on Aya?!?!? THIS IS NOT HER B T W!!!
shes my biggest bang budday
top 10 gurlz xxxxxxxx
omg my mom and my auntie soha
do u play squash?
yes its my life. and as you can see from this fine piece of television, it is also very straight and not gay at all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDKGd3U6l_0
are you da rich arab man
thanks
thoughts on helena, lucie, alice and izzy
they be trippin
how ***** do you get when you walk in to the guys changin room?
this much <-------->
haha i actually know how to make sushi, which is pretty funny... i didn't mean the comment PILLOW to be mean just btw, I get real messed up when im hungry as f***.
ok
are you hungry? because.... while you're in the kitchen... MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
how about you do your job and make me this and then we'll talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPMaid87Es0
is that whole group your bang buddy? lol weird
well sophie is my number one bang buddy, then theres izzy daniela and occas*ionally ale <33
thoughts on:
sherine, manaal, raseel, danya, siki
i think that all these women are fab
do you think daniela is hot?
shes my other bang buddy so yeah
im doing pretty good actually, i had school today, like... the basic subs you know um... history and english. yeah, shi* like that. i bought a sandwich from the cafcaf, and at lunch i was like staring at you the whole time, and you didn't even notice
nice bro (y)
do you think izzy vidal is hot?
shes my bang buddy so yeah
aight bro, aight
bro aight bro
i've kinda been wondering this for like... 3 years know, but what does the tje at the end of your name mean or symbolize. hahah answer in 2-3 sentences, lol jk <3
adding -tje (pronounced che) at the end of a name in dutch denotes that the person is a cute little baby. parents say it to their kids when they wanna act cool. ali is so simple and gay, but aliTJE is so cute and cuddly. aight?
hottest freshmen girls
you
you got so much hotter over the summer :O
k
YOURE NOT MY FRIEND! </3
oh aset. you're*
YOURE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE </3
you're* you just never learn aset.
THIS MENTAL PERSON IS SITTING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW HMMM WONDER WHO? OH YEA ALI
hello aset. you have the iq of my shoelace.
I killed
you
dog
>:)
oh no. i can hear him barking downstairs trying to tell me that he died. :( poor thing.
lol how do i get on ur nerves? ur the one that annoys me alot which gets on my nerves ;) KHORMEHSABZI aalansari
i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings ali jaan. you are very cool. i am sorry. llolol
thoughts on
Jens H
Bennett T
Ali A
Farouk A
Jens is cool so far. don't know him well though.
Bennett is the chicken to my sandwich and the curry to my chapati
Ali A is getting on my nerves but he's iranian so yolo
Farouk is an adorable pile of crap
ali babe i miss you!
anon babe i miss you too!
i was too shy to tell you :S
who is this?
:) i've liked you since the end of 7th grade
k
you're so hot bro xxx
thanks hahaha...
Can you cry underwater?
yeah totally xxx
love you Ali xxxx
love you too aya xxx
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
because we're used to our own nerve endings so it's not exciting to your body heat
You're the funniest person I have ever met
hahaha thanks x
Summer sensation bby
yeee
hahah jk love you
i know i know
baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed ohhhhhhh
thanks
omg fok of alee!!!!11
aight bbz
thoughts on Reem ?
she's the coolest 3rab i know. and has an amazing cover picture
If I asked you to have se* with me would the anwser to that question be the same as this one?
this time i say yeah xxx
fokoff ja?
hahaha ok reem
why are you such a f** now?
i like fitting in with everyone.. :( so if you think i\'m a f***** obviously when i\'m around you i try to fit in with how i percieve your personality. xxx use a condom. HIV is a real Bit**.
are you gay?
no i'm not. if you're interested in finding a partner go to denis, not me.
hey there handsome, how would you like to f*** ;)
yolo
HI ALI, I MISS YOU OKAY<3 AyaAbdeen
me too bbz
you're such a funny iranian LOL :D KHORMEHSABZI!!
thank you habibi joonum. i think you are very nice boy and i want give veerryy iranian hug to you and your faumly
thoughts on ali alansari? :)
he rattles my bones and and shivers my flesh matey
ALIIII! guess who this is .. we used to go to ski dubs like ever sundayy? yeah man! i miss you :( SIIA4
Alice. i miss you too. visit dubai soon so that we can go skiing and get some hot chocolate ;)
i love you <3
love you too illy
you listen to good music
thanks :)
DO YOU LIKE f*** DOGS IN THE BUTTHOLE?
nah, not my thing.
oral or an***?
meh, if you mean receiving oral and giving an*** then... oral. less work. thanks for the question illy.
is it true that you like to nutella cause it reminds you of your childhood when you ate your brothers poop?
totally
f***er. add me on bbm. 26E4C00B -illyy. SIIA4
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thoughts on Reem ?
she's se*y
HEY se*AY, I MISS YOUR BALLS. -illlyy SIIA4
i miss you too :/
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