Laura Sturge
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If you had this really amazing smelling perfume, but it was made of baby foreskins and clitoris' would you still use it?
-mi$tery
How could you pass? it smells amazing!
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If you were only 30 CMs tall would you rather have a punch on with a beetle or try to cross a puddle?
-mi$tery
Id rather be 30 MM's tall and cross a puddle, id use a leaf.
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Answered this question, when? Now.
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What is your purpose ?
To feed and give all the homeless and non homeless alpacas (so all alpacas) a place to feed and stay.
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Would you let baby miniature elephants live in your belly button if they kept it tidy and organised?
-mi$tery
Id love for that!
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Alpaca stampede.
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Don't fall in love. Love will screw you over.
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Battery percentage on your phone?
70%.
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I'll buy you an alpaca and you buy me an alpaca and our alpacas can be besties forever
we'll have to be neighbors or else they'll get lonely and die. We can have sleep overs and all, Ill have a male called Callum and you can have a female and they can have babies together and we will have a wonderful family.
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come here with that gorgeous A$$ and fck me ;)
At least buy me dinner first, gosh.
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Myself.
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Your song of the day?
The friends theme song. :')
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Stay away from bayley before you get badly hurt he isn't a nice person
kinda would like to know who this is?
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i like ice cream
ice cream is wonderful.
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yes ^_^ Balex
since when? :o
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i think we know youd come to me hehe xx Balex
do we now? ;3 x
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
^_^
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
I'd like to believe I'd come back as an alpaca, preferably a brown one. ^_^
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Come fck me? ??
Hahahahahahahaha.
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i noticed you were in Canberra, i was wondering if you wanted to meet up? ;)
Well first off, who is this? And second, the wink makes me not want to. :)
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What is your current state of mind?
Lol.
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I hope you find someone that really makes you happy and is always kind to you, you deserve the best nothing less ❤️
You too.
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Being happy.
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Part 3: If people don't see how amazing of a person you are or do but treat you like sht because they know you're too caring I have something to say to them, go screw yourself you **** s*ckers, there's no one better then Laura Sturge!
I love you girl! xo
All of this brought up my mood a bit though so I thank you for that, thank you yet again whoever you are. :3
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Part 2: You are one of the strongest people I know, keep your head held high and get past all the bullsht people and life throw at you. You may think you're worthless and nothing but that's absolutely not true!
This part I don't belive so much seeing I struggle with the smallest of things and I don't even have many big problems. But it's still sweet of you so thank you again. ^_^
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Part 1: Laura you are the most amazing person I know. You are kind, caring, beautiful and hilarious. You care so much and you always look past the bad in people and focus on the good in them (even if they don't deserve it.
Why thank you, that's really sweet of you to say. ^_^
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Good good... Been awhile since I seen you
I wouldn't know seeing I do not know who you are. xD give me an inbox?
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Cheeky **** that was my message (how you going)
Your message what?
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I am good.. How is your family
That's good. :) my family, I believe are pretty well. ^_^
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How u going
I'm not too bad, thank you anonymous. How about yourself? ^__
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Why did u drop out of school and tafe?
Drop kick
Because why bother being somewhere when it doesn't interest you? I obviously had no interest in either of what i was doing, school bored me so i did nothing and the tafe course which i wasn't allowed to change i didn't want to do anymore and i wasn't going to get my certificate in the end anyways because they added more hours to it. Drop kick, yeah, cool, ouch. :) If you didn't know i am currently doing a diploma in business now, something that actually interests me so hello diploma. :)
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You're beautiful
You're adorable.
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what do u even see in bailey
srsly he is so ugly and he always cheats
u can do so much better
I see such a caring human, who has always cared and tried to help me through everything i was willing to share, except for a small stage when he just became a little poo but we just needed some space. I see someone who i love spending time with because hes quite nice and humorous and all that typical stuff people would say. But i see someone who hasn't been given enough of a chance by others, who judge him from his past, who dislike him from stuff they've heard when they don't know him for themselves, i look past all that. Sure to some, or most, i cant judge for the rest of the world, but to them he may be ugly, but to me hes truly not. Always? you cant say someone always does something, because just because they've previously done it doesn't mean itll happen again or can be stopped. You can think or know i can do better, but (cliche) i don't want 'better.'
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What's under your bed?
Alpacas.
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Lol, attention seeking *****. Everyone knows you cut for attention, silly girl.
So this is actually so late because I never check this but if it's who I think it is, it's funny. Because it was actually you who did such a thing.