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What was the last awesome movie dat u watched?
Let's be cops.
How are you a human being?
I have thumbs.
You're out of toilet paper
Go get more
Hurry up
I'm kinda stuck in your toilet
Who is this ? -._.-
What is your biggest fear?
Learning other people's perspective of me -_-
What's dry af? :D lol,you should know who asled this 8o
No.
I'm out of Gadhra beans brah !
Dangit (._.) Got dhall ? and a straw ?
I got the stuff .... Go the money =))
What was your last date like?
I got drunk af -.-
How u feeling fine MadhiR ChoD................... nical15
Biatch :$
don't stop what??? Rylla
Rolling roti's .-.
You're Such A Cute ***** (/_-) Arseel :P Rylla
Cute ***** ? Haha :p aww you shouldn't have ;;) =)) don't stop but 3-|
Yes :D
Part time human , panda and potato :|
Why this ****ing **** of a ****ing app don't ****ing allow ****ing swear ****ing words
Damn **** ****ing app :'(
Because it is fasting -.-
I know what colour panty u wearing ...its pink isn't '_'
Kimone =)) asked you that 3-|
Then ima eat that ****ing panda ._.
What panda I didn't say nothing about a panda .-. ._.
Make some mutton breyani for me :$
Fasting :$
No I want a Panda -.- that looks like a panda ): imma name it lingling AKSHAWR
Why not the pandantor :| ? .-.
Will you buy me a Panda ? ): AKSHAWR
How about a panda disguised as a potato ? :D
You know that brah Jason.. ?
Im His Arch Enemy Freddy Kruger :D
And get me some ****ing toilet paper..
Use your ****ing hand .-.
You out of toilet paper && I'm stuck in your bathroom
Go buy more please :)
:D
Dafuq is this -.-
How long did your last call last?
2 minutes -.-
Why do you sleep so early?
I was watching you sleep like a baby last night it was so adorable. . .you should close your cupboards properly hay.. . do you know who i am? (: x
._. .-. :| dafuq?
do you think a rock has more of a love life than us? ? ? -_- Rylla
.-. That blerri rock!
Banana or lemon? -.- AKSHAWR
Banalemon? :|
Am I A Good Friend ????? Rylla
What type of question is that ....... You're a great friend :|
John's Are Perfect :3 just right the way it is Rylla
b*mzilla is to .-.
B*mzilla Needs a little more meat, Yeah?
Rylla
Nah uh :/ its perfect :D .-.
:/ Why Do You Like John's ???? (.O.) Rylla
Same reason you like b*mzilla 00, =))
b*m smelling ? :| is not !
He's a heavy ou.. Bloody chod =D
Big big kusu that =))
Salted squid ._.
Squidward that *****
Gi meh bored hu yaar, phir Zoya bohoth cute hai, jodha smells like fish
Like trout? Or tinfish -.-
How's that luka bat from Qubool Hai ?
Zoya.. =D
Thick that thing is ...what bat , bat is jodha 3-|
Don't play ekssaaaay ! :D
Kaise tu bhai ?
Mei thek ho app kaise hai?
Who's this ?
I'm a me who is this?
Well you're my son so you're allowed to borrow my Waka Baka face - .-. Vanesa66
Waka Baka -.-. •--•
I'm going to get myself another SON! >:/ Vanesa66
Please you won't a son as awesome as me !
.-. Is my face !! Vanesa66
Nooo its mine!!!
Why are you so awesome -_- Vanesa66
Got it from my momma! ;;)
Did you lose some weight?? :P Vanesa66
-_-
Do you think I'm a good mother?? Vanesa66
Hmmm...no you neglect me ._.
Did you tidy up your room? Vanesa66
When was I suppose to tidy my room .-.
Did you eat your breakfast? Vanesa66
No you didn't make today .-. I had to starve!!
Would you catch a grenade for me? Vanesa66
.-. Challenge accepted ....... *tries to catch but misses*
Can I ask you a question Later ? /: Vanesa66
So you're asking me if I you can ask me later .-.
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