Chris and Josh
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Why do you have that scar ?
Alaskan Firedragon
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Who do people always say you look like?
My brother.
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You have a crush on Annie?
Who the f*ck is Annie?
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Because you avoid the answer! You could just say no.
Nah but like why are the questions about specific people? Where's your basis for this thinking?
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Do you have a crush on one of her friends??
Hang on. I need to understand something first.
I understand the whole asking about crushes thing. I don't condone it, and it's none of your business, but I understand it.
What I don't understand is why you're insinuating that I have a thing for specific friends whom I don't even see that often. Please feel free to explain, and then I'd be happy to answer.
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Do you like Rosanna
Of course I like Rosanna. Have you met her? She's awesome.
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Fav food?
Butter Chicken and Naan.
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What are you terrible at ?
Drinking without spilling and writing a lowercase "w".
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What do you want for xmas ?
Tittens
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What do you guys want for your bday
Well...f*ck.
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Top 3 girls that you know
Why do you want me to rank girls?
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Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Among the tortoises on the Galápagos Islands.
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
That I can take eighteen birthday punches better than Chris.
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Battery percentage on your phone?
Umm...it doesn't have that. There's just bars. All the bars are full, but I don't think it's on 100%.
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
I broke a lambs heart. No seriously, I kid you not, I once cut the sht out of a lambs heart in Biology. It was disgusting. Metaphor guys. Try not to break people's hearts. It's disgusting.
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
My deb dress...wait.
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What would you call your autobiography?
Christopher -> 'Dude, I Can So Jump That Far'. Joshua -> 'I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing'.
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What do you want most out of life?
Butter chicken and naan.
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A h*rny assclusive ghost.
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What is your motto?
"I'm not saying she's hot, but I'd do her."
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What is your current state of mind?
I just really need to f*ck something.
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why an orca? rhiannon.jane
Because Orcas are the f*cking bomb. They can kill Great Whites. They swim. The females technically have breasts. They're black and white so there's no discrimination. And they find so much pleasure in s*x that the males even mas******* with kelp.
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
To be an orca.
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Are you going to ask this girl out?
Umm I don't know. Maybe. We'll see.
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Ages is a very long time
Well I haven't liked her for a 'very long time'. But it has been a while.
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Is it the same girl you've liked for ages?
How long is ages?
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Chris do you like anyone atm?
Yep.
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Who do you look up to and why ?
Luke, because otherwise I can't see his beautiful face.
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Do u wanna have $ex?
8====D (|)
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Who are you guys going with to prom
Josh is going with Rhiannon, and Chris is going with Kayleigh.
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Their vagi...ahhh I mean their boo...no wait I mean their as...hang on no their bod...ahhh actually probably the belly button. Yep. The belly button.
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Are any of you going to prom?
Yep. But not together.
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What's under your bed?
T.V, 3 Speakers, a Subwoofer, an amplifier, a blu Ray player, VCR, Wii, XBOX 360, XBOX One, games, movies, shoes, R2D2, a Super Nintendo, a clock, jewellery, Harley Quinn, and a Batman and Joker statue.
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Why can't all twins be like you guys, innocent and baby faced
Because if everyone is awesome then no one would be awesome.
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Ey fck you
'Ey, f*ck you too.
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btch you stank
Boo you wh*re.
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Best compliment you ever received ?
Luke literally just called me pretty.
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
During every Mass ever I imagine that like a team of professional criminals break into the Stadium and start wreaking havoc so I've gotta go and take them down and save everyone (the girls).
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Describe your life in 3 words
Deep. Meaningful. Passionate.
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boo*s or butt or legs or face or how about a godamn PERSONALITY????
All of the above.
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Why should people love you ?
Why not?
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Shy but still confesses her love
Well I'd imagine that most people would be shy about feelings like this, so given that, I'd just refrain from publicising it, and keep it between the two of us, as, really, it should be.
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
No one can give you a better hand job then yourself.
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Chris, what if this girl is very shy?
What if she's shy and still confesses her love, or if she's shy, and therefore doesn't confess her love?
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Hell yeah stephenkrol
Damn straight.
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Chris what would you do if a boy confessed his love for you to you
Ahh haha I'd still be flattered, but I'd make no attempt to date them whatsoever. If it's someone I'm already close to then I have no idea what I'd do. And if they're someone I don't really know, then I'd likely make no effort to change anything whatsoever. Unless it's Stephen. ;)
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Chris what would you do if a girl confessed her love for you to you
Umm I would be extremely flattered for a start. But um I don't know how loosely you're using the term 'love'. If the girl genuinley believes her words when she says she 'loves' me, then I would try and help her understand that that's probably not what she's feeling, regardless of how I feel about her in return. And if it was more of a crush or something, then my reaction would depend on the girl. If I feel similar feelings towards her then I may aim to get to know them better or ask them out. If I don't, then I may make the effort to get to know them better to see if there's any chance that I may develop those feelings for them. But nothing's certain. My reaction ultimately depends on the girl.
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Rate yourself out of 10
F*ck you. Only 10?
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
Depends on which phase. Could be Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran, Chains by Tina Arena, I'm Not The Only One by Sam Smith, Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings or Still Loving You by The Scorpions. But most likely Thinking Out Loud.
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What do you want right now ?
To cuddle and watch Star Wars.
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I love you stephenkrol
I know.
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How do you deal with a break up ?
I go tell Stephen.
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Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
*sigh* f*ck
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Watching p*rn.
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Probably American Sniper. It didn't s*ck. But it's probably the one I enjoyed least.
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If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
It'd be feeling like a million bucks.
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Your thoughts on girls admitting they mas*******?
Absolutely no problem whatsoever. I mean sh*t, I admit that I mas*******. What's the difference? And cmon lets be honest, girls who don't mas******* are missing out.
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What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
I'll let you know the next time I take a bath.
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If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
11. But no one attended. Not even me.
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Anna Kendrick. She doesn't reply to my emails.
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What profession would you not like to do?
Fast food
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Can I have the jacket? reecelawlor
No you most certainly can not. It's a nice jacket.
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Something you regret buying and why ?
A 100 dollar jacket. I don't wear the jacket.
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What was your first cellphone ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
mas*******.
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Would you rather blowtorch your nipples of or get fisted with a bayonet
Ok, That's weirder than Stephen's pubes, and both options are weird as f*ck. But we'd have to choose the blowtorch to the nipples.
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like Bieber obviously. I love One Direction.
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
A way to make yourself anonymous in a question to everyone except the person you sent the question to.
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A friend you once had a crush on ?
Haha hahahahaha hahaha ohhh if only you knew.
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Money or Loyalty ?
Loyaltyyyyyyyyy
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prettiest unconventional girls you know?
What do you mean 'unconventional girls'?
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Dirty comments.
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
Haha Ahhh ummmm I guess the thing that I would like most ('cause I don't have one) is that they're my Ex.
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talented people that you know and think will succee in the future?
Pfft. Me. Obviously. We all know that. Nahhh jokes. I actually don't know who is likely to succeed. But considering that these people have already taken a huge step in the direction that their respective talents take them, I'd say Reece Lawlor, Jordan Vardon, Emily Hansford and my cousin, Jess Ridler. And I'm sure that my brother and I are gonna nail it too.
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iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
That...that's a really boring f*cking question.
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Last person you argued with and why ?
Josh. He kept mirroring everything I was doing...wait.
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Best compliment you have ever received ?
I'll be honest, I've had a lot of sick compliments. But the two that stood out to me quite a bit are: "I love how you have so much fun when I do work because it makes everyone else in the room feel motivated to do their best work" and "You're hilarious and people always want to be around you because of how cheerful and happy you always are". And the thing that Josh wrote down below somewhere.
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What gives you peace?
Linda Cardellini.
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What do you spend your money on the most ?
Movies.
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Puberty
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
If they're a girl, give me a ****job. If they're a guy, admit that my **** is bigger.
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I always thought you and Rhiannon would get together Josh, I'm happy for you two, you make the cutest couple
Thank-you very much, I appreciate it :D
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what's your favourite thing about each other
Christopher: Well I don't know about 'favourite'. But the thing I like most about him would be his unreal ability to draw and his handwriting. Joshua: What I like most about him is his desire and ability to light up any room even if the cir***stances are really dull.
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Are you guys excited for talent quest ?
Yeah. I guess. Should be pretty wizard.
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Are either of you dating anyone?
Joshua: I'm dating Rhiannon :) Christopher: I'm working on it. I'll keep you posted. :)
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Chris how do you feel about the year 12 dance ? and the people involved?
Hmmm interesting question. I think that what we've learned so far is pretty awesome. Caitlin and Aslee have done a brilliant job with the choreography. From last experience, what I've worked out is that the dance will almost always be awesome, as long as everybody is in sync. And so far the year 12's are doing a great job with learning the dance and I'm really proud of everyone involved. I do really look forward to learning the rest of the dance though so let's get a move on guys. :)
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Chris do you love Luke or stephen Callum97
How can you ask me such a question? I love them both equally. I would follow both of them to hell and back.
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Chris do you like anyone
Ummm yes. Technically. I feel like this is the only question I get asked on here.
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josh how long did you like Rhiannon for before asking her out?
Not entirely sure. It's possible I didn't realise for a bit.
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Who told you they loved you last
Joshua: Luke. Christopher: I don't remember, so it must have been a while ago.
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A body part you think you could do without ?
My Twin.
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
What you stick up your arse is your own business.
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A memory you want to forget ?
The time Josh shot me with pee.
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What is your nickname ?
Joshua: Josh, Joshy, Jerome, Josuà. Christopher: Chris, Topher, TopherChris, Christina, Chrissy, Jordan.
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
Defense Against the Dark Arts
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What does your perfect day look like?
Sitting on a couch with four prostitutes playing Truth or Dare.
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Josh-Jerry Callum97
Josh and Jerry are different personalities.
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It always is isn't it josh
Definitely.