Simon
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That ginger you use to ginger punch people. Yes I'm tall. I've noticed.
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Referring to the 7th reply below this one, I asked you at least two questions anonymously but obviously you wouldn't know it was me
I apologize, but i mean thats kinda the point right?
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If you eat your tounge,will you taste it?
I doubt it, but perhaps if you cook it up a bit (a bit of it) you might taste it with what is left of your tongue ?
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Man t***ies
Indeed. Shows are R50 per 10 mins
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If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?
Some kinda flying and swimming serpent dragon thing. Specific, i know. I put a lot of thought into this.
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Joh! Wie het dai awesome Foto van jou geneem? ???
Watse een? ??
Probably Carla though, sy kry gewoonlik my goeie kant ? (Plesier Carla (en Dankie))
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I loik your freckles ✨
I have freckles?!? *runs to mirror*
I like my freckles too ??❤️
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Favorite food?
Personally, i like our homemade steak and chips, with a little baked potato on the side with mayo and maybe even another casual salad. Just pleasing to eat i guess ??
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I find it funny how I posted this on my status and then everyone else posted it and I make an effort to ask then questions yet I sit with none ??? #sadlifeindeed
Sad life indeed ? "i make an effort to ask questions" *no question included*
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Would you say that you are quite a dreamer, because you seem to be having your head in the clouds?
Ah, another tall joke. Well played indeed. To answer the question though: I suppose we all have days in which we dream of the future. Personally I've got my life planned to about 5 years into the future, which isn't necessarily a good thing, since there are variables which could influence it. Meh, if its meant to work out, it'll work out. So yeah, I'm a dreamer, but i try to achieve my dreams as well ??
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Are potatoes wild animals?
These foreign creatures are often found prowling underground, waiting... Growing... When the farmer comes to harvest, they act like harmless little potatoes, but unbeknownst to us puny humans, they are in everything we eat. Chips, potatoe mash, other products which dont even look like potatoes, like ice cream. They mutate inside your belly and become creatures, so disgusting, so vulgar, they infect your body until eventually you become... A giant potatoe. Prequel coming july 2018 peace ?✌️. Note to self, now i know where the term couch potatoe comes from. Quite literal indeed.
Tl;dr
Yes, potatoes are wild animals
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Best friend?
I'll name one guy and one girl:
Most definitely Charl, since we have been friends since gr 2
And Girl is Emma tbh, cause *ahem relationship advice incoming* you have to be really good friends before you can get into a healthy relationship ?
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Who did you kiss last ?
Why the sudden interest in my love life? ?
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Money or Loyalty ?
I'd take money so i could buy people's loyalty. Haha qooh.me, bamboozled again
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Who would you take a bullet for ?
I dont know about a bullet, but I'd certainly take an arrow to the knee for some of my dudes