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I just wanted to tell you that your smile is breathtaking. xx
Thanks why can't you inbox me this on facebook instead?
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All I ever see is you being a bully to others on Facebook. :/ Is there anyone on this planet you don't like to be mean to? Grow up Jordan...
Do you feel victimised? Or did I just call you out on something?
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Um probably illegal activities.
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So how did you natural parents die
You sure are straight to the point aren't you? I admit I admire that a bit. My biological mother passed away from alcohol poisoning. My aunty, she's been my mum since I can remember. I don't know what happened to my biological father.
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Have you ever farted in public?
Hahahhahaha! Oh the stories I have.
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Dont listen to this person there so immature
Hahaha too true. Keep your chin up guys!
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Sounds like you don't appreciate the way you're spoken to on here.
Is this about my status? Nah it doesn't really bother me, but someone wrote something absolutely horrible about a friends mother who passed away.
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You're pathetic.
No, what's pathetic is someone continually writing senseless bull**** through anon to harrass them. You're pathetic, not just that, but you're a bully! I don't care who you are, I don't care what your problem is. Your behaviour through this site is pathetic and you should feel ashamed.
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What are you really good at?
Correcting and teaching good grammar and language skills on social media.
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So much for a questioning site
This isn't the police.
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I was just reading through your questions and it makes me laugh that people try to justify their lack of basic english knowledge by saying "it's a social networking site" like um, no.
Too true, too true!
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That was a malificent answer
Maleficent. It was. Wasn't it?
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It bcos u r gae nd u noe it
I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to tell me here. I'm sure Santa will give you a dictionary for christmas.
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I'VE BEEN DOWNGRADED TO A GOOD FRIEND!!! OHHHHHHHHH I SEE HOW THIS IS! THIS ISN'T OVER JORDAB!!! ISN'T OVER! :'(
Good friend = Best friends. You're maleficent.
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Srs u r gae
I don't speak whatever language that is. My apologies for not being more multi-lingual.
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Should be ashamed of yourself for lying to your best friend. How rude seriously
I'm so ashamed of Schnitz, they let me down, and embarrassed me in front of a good friend.
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You're a Melton feral.
You forgot your terrible grammar. I'm disappointed. Like that one time at Schnitz, when the food wasn't up to standard.
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You're cool, dude!
Thanks man!
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Idiot
You forgot the full stop. Tell me, if you hate me so much, why do you take the time to go on my qooh.me to abuse me when you can just do it through inbox on facebook. It really doesn't bother me in the least as to who you are, but it worries me that someone who hates someone so much chooses to spend their time being nasty through this site. Clearly you have something outside of your issues with me that is upsetting you, are you alright?
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From the list of things that describe you, like egotistical, annoying, rude, etc I didn't realize you where a grammar teacher! Can you teach me the utmost importance of spelling correctly over a social networking site pl0x? It's clearly SO important x!¡!
Wow. You are suppose to use "were" not "where". Just wow. I hope you realise I seriously don't understand why you keep telling me things I really don't care about.
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a good memory?
Can't really think of one right now..
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so how's life treating you?
Interestingly
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idiot
Coming from the person who forgot a captial letter at the start of a sentence.
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Probably won't like who I turn out to be.
If you want me to, sure. I just hate the negative **** being thrown about to everyone.
Surprise me.
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K. Look. Jordan and I ain't best of friends. Or any kind of friends because she doesn't talk to me. But damn. Why y'all gotta be so at eachother. This negative **** is everywhere. Damn.
Their comments are actually the funniest bull**** I've seen. They sit there wasting their time which could be used productively and instead they use it to abuse me, with their horrible grammar, and dramas they have that I don't actually care about. Not only that but they make themselves look stupid. Who is this? Chuck me an inbox!
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Lol you're dating someone. Good luck to whoever it is, i can't even put up with you for an hour how can he? ahaha
I still cannot fathom your inability to grasp the rules of the english language. Why would you be stupid enough to put yourself in any situation with me for an hour, if you can't put up with me. Then again, why do you still believe that I actually care about anything you've had to say?
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Who are you dating?
Only the best guy ever
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you're a ****en twat.
No, you are xox
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That's rich, coming from you, considering your the one that everyone doesn't like. xoxoxoxoxoxoxxxxxxxxxxxx
You're and Your Some writers are confused by you're and your. A mistake involving these constitutes a grammatical howler. You're You're is a contraction of you are. It has no other uses. This is a 100% rule. If you cannot expand it to you are in your sentence, then it is wrong Eg. You're an idiot, you need to revise your grammar.
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your status's are pointless. you embarrass yourself lol
Your lack of grammar is embarrassing.
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move on from jake, he doesn't like you anymore hunny, its funny cause you can't let go, his a piece of dirt.
You forgot your capital letter at the start of your sentence, you forgot your apostrophe on the word "it's", pretty sure you are suppose to use the word "he's" in that context. Make sure you can use correct grammar before you start judging others, I wouldn't expect you to understand the complexity of the situation between Jake and I, you can't even grasp basic English.
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ew.
That's the after-taste you get from being nasty to others that you're tasting in your mean little mouth.
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You have a mighty fine body.
Um thanks?
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Favourite car?
Lotus Elise SS 2013
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What is the meaning behind your username; AussieClass?
Most people around the world don't always associate Aussies with Class.
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Why make a qoohme when you know people will ask stuff anonymously? if you complain about it, don't use it! Simple as that
No I complain about the morons who use it to tell me **** I really don't care about instead of asking relevant questions.
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You keep avoiding the point 'cause you know just how nasty you are. You don't want to discuss it with me but it's fine to write a status about her over & over like a child. I can send you whatever I want bby it dun HAVE 2 b a queshun OMG thro me in jail xo
Okay Tamsyn. Because you know what my statuses are about.
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Why are you called "AussieClass" on here? You clearly have none.
Neither do you. And I fail to see how I'm not classy. If you had class you'd keep nasty thoughts to yourself.
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avoid the point much. You've backstabbed her to me & said she's a bad person. you've even said u want to "punch her in the face." why should she confront u when she's done nothing wrong. you're the one with the problem. pathetic.
Im not here to discuss problems with someone else to you, someone hiding behind anon. Seriously though. It's pathetic you don't understand what asking a question involves. Goodbye.
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Are you on shark week?
Are you?
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Why do you dislike tori so much?
I have my own reasons, I'm sure if she confronted me, listened and was willing to politely understand and leave it at that I would be more than happy to discuss this with her. Not with an anonymous person asking on a publicly displayed forum
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What has tori ever done to you? nothing. she's a beautiful girl with a great personality. just because joke liked her at one stage and not you doesn't make her a bad person.
I didn't say she was a bad person. I also believe the question was regarding my thoughts of her, not why. I would also like to point out, this is not a question.
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Would you eat your own poo for a million dollars?
If I wanted to die rich. But I don't so no.
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What's your opinion on Tori wescombe?
Well. Dislike wouldn't exactly cover it.
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STARFISH. ★☆★☆★☆★
;)
Who r dis
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You make ridiculous status's. stop.
You ask ridiculous questions. Also that wasn't a question. Your statement is invalid.
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Who is the person you go to when you need someone to talk to?
Not sure hahah there is Jayde and Crystal
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If Jake said to you that he wanted to get back together would you do it?
Nope, can't trust him
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Should the Swiss start speaking Swiss?
They do already, they speak a variant of Swiss German
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Should Louis Vuitton release a line of Teabags?
Imagine the counterfeit ones.
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Do carrots have feelings?
Only to Vegans
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if there is a zero can there be an Anti-Zero?
Are you a philosopher?
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Should Western Australia become independent?
Why?
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Is it possible to buy an new Oldsmobile?
Only second hand ones.
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Does Archibald have a brother?
Yes, Archihairy
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Do cows "Got milk"?
Only if you milk them
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How does a woodchuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck, it would chuck wood.
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Would a Bullet made of Kevlar go through a vest made of Bullet?
We'll have to do more testing to find out
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Are you afraid of spiders
Yes but not phobic
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Does the Cookie Pot make the Cookie taste different?
I wouldn't think so
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Emmental or Gruyère cheese?
Depends on the wine
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What if doors closed when you opened them?
People would be very frustrated
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What species of fish gives the best Kaviar?
I was hoping you could tell me
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Can Alabama math?
Such riveting questions.
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Would you buy a hula lamp that shone darkness?
Hula lamps never really interested me enough to consider buying one.
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What is the best use of an aardvark in an emergency situation?
Shoving it up someones as*
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What is your favorite style of home installed ponds?
The ones that have two tiers
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What makes Unintelligent people sad?
Intelligent questions
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what makes you sad.?
Unintelligent people.
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You're hot.
(I broke the rules and didn't ask a question, is that okay?)
Stank as* *****. (you're inboxing me now aren't you?)
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favourite dance?
Merrilyn and Merengue!
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what does dancing mean to you?
Dancing is amazing, I've always wanted to do Ballroom. it means so much to me. I have great friends and great teachers. I have my own little family there.
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Would you get back with jake
I have an answer to that, but whose asking?
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anyone else?
Anyone else who disgusts me? Nope. Well they know who they are
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Anyone specific?
In relation to who I miss from Highschool? Well they should know who they are, I mean yeah
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someone who disgusts you?
The people who keep judging Jake and myself over what happened. We both did nasty things to hurt each other. They need to leave us both alone. Last thing he needs is people spreading lies.
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Do you miss anyone from the high?
The nice people
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Who isn't John Smith?
John Smith isn't
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How many cubic feet of ice does a fish need?
Enough to swim
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We do just not often
Talk to me now then?
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How is life since school has ended?
Fantabulous
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I Find you super attractive
Then talk to me?
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People you like the most from your course and people who you don't really like from it too?
I actually like everyone! Apart from Mihn, but he's never there so I guess that doesn't count.
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What came first, the Orangutan or the Orange?
Jesus did
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How much Gravity does a Watermelon have?
As much as you have in brain capacity
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If a Bell tower rings in the city does the forest hear it?
You'll have to ask Forrest Gump
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How tall in seconds are Hippos?
How many Texans does it take to count to three?
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How many degrees Celsius is Kenya.
A full stop does not equate to a question mark
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What would a giraffe do with a fifth leg?
Kick the **** out of lions
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Did Schrodinger die a virgin?
There is a 50/50 chance
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Does the Taliban franchise?
Are you interested in buying one?
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If coffee is coffee who is Joe?
I don't know we'll have to do more testing to find out.
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Are IQ's Dynamic?
Apparently so
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It seems the Undertaker has been "taken Under"
You're not funny James.
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Spit or swallow
Aren't you classy?
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Your voice irritates me
That's really beautiful. You know what irritates me? Animal abuse