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AxeToday

AxeToday

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27 Replies

I just farted

Lemme smell it

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

What if you were midway peeing and i drank your pee and *** because im simultaneously giving you a ****job

Did you know thats good for peen health?
Wow you’re actually my doctor thank you

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

dck nipple ****

The perfect combination

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

My butts getting bigger
Going to the gym helps
;)

?hey did you know this emoji exists
also nice

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

Why the hell you tryna make my butthole itch

I can make that occur without actually trying
It just happens
Now get to itchin

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

do you want me to be your urinal

(Me)??????????(you)

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

Unff ill keep it large and firm for you daddy ?? time to stick my dck up your butthole, get ready to moan and get crap all over my dck like a hot fudge sundae

I dont even like fudge sundaes
Like am I the only one who doesnt?
Also thank you for the butt help its an important part of everyday help

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

are you jealous of scott

He’ll always be yours but of course, scott and I will forever fight over you its like yin and yang, two opposing forces fighting yet balancing out, causing peace and harmony

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

Are you jealous of clemont

Nowadays? Yes unbelievably

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

Ill lick your armpit sweat for tree fiddy Kiankon

I’ll give you all the money in my pocket, mommy

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

If you were to ever stick your dck in me, would you like it bald like mr clean or hairy like eggmans nose

You do know that eggmans nose is actually rather clean and not hairy. Unless you mean his nostrils in which case yeah man its not even a mustache like he legitimately just has a ton of nose hair coming out like what the actual

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

Cactus vag!na or porcupine d!ck

Cactus
Um
I don’t even know what’s being asked here but you have my answer

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

I just smelled it too, its weird. Not good but not bad.

I drew a cute pic of us hugging and I wrote in you saying i was getting my armpit sweat on you

In other news this is great news on your stink, please give more updates they are greatly appreciated

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

I havent shaved my armpits and now they stink

Hot

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1

mas********* plantation

I have absolutely no clue what’s being said under that censorship but it’s cracking me up so much because its followed by plantation

AxeToday replied 2622 days ago 1
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