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I just farted
Lemme smell it
What if you were midway peeing and i drank your pee and *** because im simultaneously giving you a ****job
Did you know thats good for peen health?
Wow you’re actually my doctor thank you
dck nipple ****
The perfect combination
My butts getting bigger
Going to the gym helps
;)
?hey did you know this emoji exists
also nice
Why the hell you tryna make my butthole itch
I can make that occur without actually trying
It just happens
Now get to itchin
do you want me to be your urinal
(Me)??????????(you)
Unff ill keep it large and firm for you daddy ?? time to stick my dck up your butthole, get ready to moan and get crap all over my dck like a hot fudge sundae
I dont even like fudge sundaes
Like am I the only one who doesnt?
Also thank you for the butt help its an important part of everyday help
are you jealous of scott
He’ll always be yours but of course, scott and I will forever fight over you its like yin and yang, two opposing forces fighting yet balancing out, causing peace and harmony
Are you jealous of clemont
Nowadays? Yes unbelievably
Ill lick your armpit sweat for tree fiddy Kiankon
I’ll give you all the money in my pocket, mommy
If you were to ever stick your dck in me, would you like it bald like mr clean or hairy like eggmans nose
You do know that eggmans nose is actually rather clean and not hairy. Unless you mean his nostrils in which case yeah man its not even a mustache like he legitimately just has a ton of nose hair coming out like what the actual
Cactus vag!na or porcupine d!ck
Cactus
Um
I don’t even know what’s being asked here but you have my answer
I just smelled it too, its weird. Not good but not bad.
I drew a cute pic of us hugging and I wrote in you saying i was getting my armpit sweat on you
In other news this is great news on your stink, please give more updates they are greatly appreciated
I havent shaved my armpits and now they stink
Hot
mas********* plantation
I have absolutely no clue what’s being said under that censorship but it’s cracking me up so much because its followed by plantation
Jk not done spamming you, you have flat butt
Yeah this is because no one has been around to keep it large and firm ?????
Niggas be like
Waxahachie is the county seat of Ellis County, Texas, United States, and lies just beyond the southern suburbs of Dallas. The population was 29,621 at the 2010 census, with an estimated population of 32,344 in 2014. Wikipedia
BALLS UP MY DIIIICJ
how far up there we talking
too far up and you probably need to see a doctor, they become unremoveable at a certain point
GOLD FISH GEICO
Well this is new
But at least i’ve saved 15% OR MORE on my insurance
dck PEE v***** VORE
i’ve missed this
not joking its like music to my ears
MEOW MIX
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??????????? A ***** fart is a queef
I’ll be the lightning if you be my McQueen
PEEEEEEENIS
VAGOOOOOOO 2 ONLY ON NINTENDO SWITCH
DLC THIS SUMMER
Pingas
Robuttnik is here guy’s he’s real and he’s here with this amazing announcement LOOK HE’S RIGHT HERE
Big fat **** noodle pee
Long as-ain noodle pee
Ok done spamming u love u
We have two things keeping me sane <3
These are great questions i’m sure to respond to them all
AUUGHYHSUA MOMMY
This is the top quality question i’ve always wanted
You see, it transcends all other questions because 1) it isn’t a question at all
2) ily
3) it’s the only thing keeping me sane
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