Bernard v.d Berg
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What school do you go to?
I go to Michaelhouse
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satyriasis
How's my favourite nymphomaniac ?
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It's raining tacos, from out of the sky tacos no need to ask why ?
Who are you taco stranger???
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???? stop instagraming bish nay.muller
Sphanks b*m face????
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You my favvvvvvvvv
Pizza is that you??
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You so popular ?
You are so funny Alyscia
(Two things that aren't true)??
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Bernard "hey I am from michaelhouse" you are a classic crab? alyscia
Thanks beach b*m, the llamas song is definitely my favorite song ever?
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If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
I don't want to forget anything.
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You hurt her really badly
Then talk to me about it so that we can do some damage control
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Favourite person to talk to?
This is a trap...
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Your most embarrassing moment ?
My life is a constant state of embarrassment ?
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Olivia Noyce?
Is the girl that decided she would like the color green because everyone else liked blue (she's pretty weird, but the good kind of weird)
She's also pretty cool and I might miss her...
just a little bit... But I wouldn't admit that to her on accounts of me being stubborn and all
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What got you upset recently?
Same thing as usual
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You've managed to ruin a simple, fun game of ping pong for me...
See there is another thing it has in common with life: I ruin the simplicity and I guess beauty of a normal routine with all my complicated sentences that simply wish to mimic the beauty of an uncontrolled instance that has no reliance on past instances, but I'm sorry for ruining ping pong for you
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Okay fine. What is your view of life inside of a ping pong ball?
Life inside a ping pong ball is similar to life as we know it, it's hollow yet we choose not to dwell within it for we are to afraid that if that where true the beauty we see was nothing but the shell of an empty vessel.
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Amber-Jade f**ri?
The name of a person who dwells amongst the adjectives that seak to express the term "a stranger"
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You're so hot.
Couldn't you have asked me some complicated question instead? I don't know how to respond to this random stranger who made me think way to long about this...
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
A day that involved archways and anxieties
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Should people care more about doing the right thing, or doing things right?
Neither or both I don't really know which sounds more correct. It's about doing the right thing properly
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What are you afraid of ?
Losing the words that play the part of an anesthetic to my being alive