Mohammed bhamjee
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Would you consider yourself a complainer ?
A complainer?
Me?
A complainer?
???
Yeah obviously I'm a damn drama king ?
If I don't get food i complain because frankly food is BAE!!! ?
Then I complain because I do not get ponani ? I mean there are so many H2hoes out there and yet I'm still so dry and thirsty ?
Like in a world where you had to write complaints on a R10 bill is be a frikken billionaire ??.
I mean don't you hate it when you buy sht and like when you try it on at the store sht that sht looks classy or sick af but then Ohhh when you take it home and try it on its like these cashiers are swapping our sht with some other kind mf sht ??? because this sht don't fit right when it's tried on at home ??.
Also expectations vs reality pisses me off ? Like on insta there's three types of people.
1) Either look average in pics and super flaming in reality.
2) either flaming af on insta and in person they still flaming af ?❤️
3) they are basically Instagram models. They helleeva nxa in pictures but in reality ... Even my A$$ has better features then their faces?
??no I'm lying please don't kill me ? I love ugly people. ??
Lolololololollolololol.
If you really wanna hear me complain fam!!!
Come and chill with me during a fcking Arsenal game ??? then wherever I am turns into a war zone. It's like world war 1 & 2 ? Because Arsenal are extremely good damn like the way they play is like tiki taka tiki tiki tiki tiki taka ???. Their game is better than most fckboys I know ????? including me ofcourse ?
But yes to summarize all the unnecessary sht that I said ?? i am a complainer and a flippen big one actually ?❤️
I saw you tonight at rosebank?
Nxxaawwhhh. You noticed me?! ?
I feel honored ?
Thanks friend or hater or whatever I can call you ?
Though the whole of Instagram was at rosebank ??. I'm sorry I exaggerate ? Sue me I'm Indian ?
If you saw me why didn't you come on over and say hi???
I'm not stuck up maybe abit of a btch but like who isn't these days ??.
Anyways next time lets get a cupa coffee or something ???
Whether you are a rapist or nah ??
Just remember
Always remember that only a thief enters through the back door ???
If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
The condomiser
Or
dcktanium the wonder dck
Or
Hairy kipotterrr (because like my bush is long? And also my glasses oh oh and I never mean the bush you thinking off!!! That was dirty from you ? I was talking about the green stuff that grow and you must mow it ? And when I say green stuff I do not mean that I'm hulk ???)
Or
s*ckerDiCock ?
Sorry my mind is very filthy I shall go and wash it with jik ???
Are you dating Nazmeera ? (:
Am I dating Nazmeera?
Am I dating?
Am I?
Am?
The answer to that kind of a question is simple my dearest bestest person whoever you might be ?
1) I will not have Dates anymore for Ramadhaan is over. ?
2) I was such a hoe that I had 10 dates in Ramadhaan every day. Yes I know I know the kajoor effect was overwhelming ? I had a wet dream every day atleast 3 times a day because ya know 3 is sunnah ??.
3) i don't date. Well I kinda do but that's not the point the point is that until I find a nice loyal hoe like you know the woman from deadpoll yeah his wife. Damn that girl is den kak fine ???. Well until I convert a $exy af ***** to a loyal $exy mf. That is the day I will date until then I will remain single forever ??.
4) I'm a man ***** tbh ???. I'm not proud of it but as you can see above I have no choice?
5) whoever you are please find me a nice $exy hoe ?
Okay no but jokes aside I'm helleva not loyal but I really do respect girls and if you think about it I'm actually thee most honest man ***** you will ever find ??.
Legit now I'm not dating anybody
I'm loyal to people if I ever date
I'm currently single and will always remain this way for reasons I already explained
Anyways no I'm not dating Nazmeera she's just like a sister to me. That is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Anyways please come back later ?
QOOH.me again ☺️☺️☺️
Bhamjee ? Guess who?
Who?
Me?
No you!
No me?
Yesss?
Youu!!
What am I doing even ??
I'm really bad at guessing ?
But I think I got it...
A women's "I'll be ready on 5 minutes"
Is the exactly same as the men's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" ??
No? ? sht wait lemme try again ??
Lazy people fact #2387482901038377363719
-you were too lazy to read that number ???
Oh yes where were we? Oh yes guessing ??
I got a bad one this time ??... One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those "****s" are so damn skinny ? ?????? forget I said that ?I give up just tell me ?
Wait wait last time ???
-you study you pass
You pass you get happy
You get happy you play
You play you get tired
You get tired you get sick
You get sick YOU DIE
Moral of the story ? DO NOT STUDY ???
Best bruh ? enjoy camp ??
Best bruhdat how can I if you ain't gonna be there ?? and No wonder the sky is so grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.❤️??
Miss you best ❤️
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Flames???
'W h o s o e v e r y o u a r e'... ??
You are flames??.
Do you have a bandage because I hurt my knee falling for you ?✨.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right this whole day ?
And sorry but you owe me a drink... Why? Because when I looked at you I dropped mines ?
Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon ??
Are you lost ma'am Coz like haven is along way from here ??
Thank you though ?
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so u and naafia did date ,, would u and her ever date again ,? ? bc u's made a nice couple,,
Have you ever the heard the saying..."Once you go black you never go back"?...??
Yes yes that one... Now, same rules apply ?? after you eat a pizza and leave like the last slice that looked and tasted like kak ... do you go back and eat that sht a year later? ?? no no now we broke up for a reason? (She was the reason)? Now you don't go back you leave it for someone else ?
Comeback soon??
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BHAMJEEE ?❤ I MISS YOU. -A.m
Heyyyy youu ?
Go away ??
I don't want you here ?
I want to sleep you disturbing me ?
Jk jk miss you too ?❤️
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jives you broke my arm
Thanks a lot
Regards
Uwais Rajah uwaisrajah
Twiggy ?
Consider yourself twiggyfied ??
Btw you are a twig you were meant to snap ??
Jk jk sorry okay don't go cry now??. I would have given you a nasty look right now but eshhh you already have one ???
Just joookkkkiiinngg love you ❤️?
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Since you friends with Muhammad Ravat , what happened with him and mahdiyah Moolla and is he single now ?
Yoooo yoooo yoooo fam calm down one question at a time ?? Yes Ravat is my brother ✌️. Basically you will have to find out from somebody else because faaaaammmmmm I really do not know about his love life and I don't plan on. All I know is that Ravat is still such a beast at ball and that Zuma is going to jail because him and the Gupta's didn't eat their vegetables and not eating your vegetables is bad for you because if you do not you will die ? Or land up in jail? Oh oh oh I almost forgot guess what ???!!!! Let me tell you a short story ?
A thief once broke into my house. So he started looking for money. I than got up and starting looking with him ??. The thing that I learnt from this is that I am broke af?? #ImOnABudgetFam ???
What is the value of your hair in life ?
Hair is love. Hair is life.
What is love without hair even.
For without my hair there is no me and without me there is no iambhamjives.
If I had to cut my hair I probably would die ???.
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Are you related to imaan_bhamjee ?
Not that I know of but I think chotimas cousins sisters nieces brothers sons nephew like you know gorima her brothers son in law Ismail ya now his wife is related to Riyaad Mossa. No not from chotfios side the other side man. So now imans great great great grandmothers sisters dogs cousins son who ate the cat now that cat is my aunties sons cat now that cat is the same cat that relates us all ??. If you got lost somewhere basically my cat is married to my aunties cat who is family with another dog. Jk I'm bored ?? I don't I am though
I saw you at Rosebank last night. ?
Who might you be? ??
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Wow you're short for 17 ...
Yes I get that a lot ?
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What was your first relationship like?
Money consuming ?
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whos yaserah kahn to u
A friend who's she to you? ?
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did u and naafia date ,?
What's it to you? ??
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Can we be friends ? :)
I don't know who you are.
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Cool
No I'm not cool it's like 30* out here nigga ?
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R u dating anyone
Not that I'm aware off ??
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I have no idea who you are, but I came across this page and you're hilarious ??
Aslong as I made you laugh my job here is completed ???
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Don't listen to these hatter's you are a flame
Well aren't you sweet ??. Thanks though
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hw old are u & which school do you go to
I'm 17 and go to APAX
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Look You Are A btch ? F*CK YOU
btch* and Ay yo btchoe before you come hate on me atleast learn how to spell because dayyum homeboy your English is as pathetic as your face ? Even though I don't know who you are you must be bokk? Jk comeback soon ☺️ Oh and go get a refund from your English teacher because your English is Outrageous ?
Look You Are A btch ? F*CK YOU
btch* and Ay yo btchoe ? How ya dowin? ?
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U not short u fun sized
When thank you I think that's a compliment ? I hope it is? And you are not dry you funny ?
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Do you like APAX
It's mediocre ?
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Who are you dating?
I think I'm single ??
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Why sour cream and bhamjives?
Its an inside joke. My friend Faizaan is sour cream and iambhamjives???
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You are really hot would you date me?
You must be looking at somebody else ? But thank you ?
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How do you even come up with all your replies??? ???
How does popeye get so strong?
How does Kung fu panda get so fat?
How does bugs bunny get so funny?
How does the hulk get so big?
How does the hulk get soo green?
How does the devil get so evil?
How does the flash get so fast?
How does Trevor Noah get so funny?
Why is Riyaad Mossa's jokes so dry? ( because of this reason)
It's because we all eat our vegetables ☺️ So do drugs and smoke weed but eat your vegetables ?
Your page kills me???? best qooh ever
Please don't die because if you die than I'll have nobody to comment nice things in my qooh ?. Also if you die it'll be my fault and than I'll go to jail and be forced to spend the rest of my years picking up soap ??. Thanks byw??
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Saw you at Rosebank you got class ?
Must have been looking at someone else ??. Just kidding thanks ??
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You have a lot of haters bra ??
?I don't even know why or how ?
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Did you really date @radiyyah.b lol ?
No no no no no no no no no no. I'm sorry but I really didn't ??
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Why u so short ?
Because short people are cool and because I'm short that makes me cool. Technically I'm not short ? If you know I'm saying but yes I'm short because it's in my jeans. Not my denim jeans not those jeans I mean it's in my DNA so it'll take time for me to become tall but one day is one day ??.
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Where is my R100?
I think and this is just an assumption but either in your back pocket, your moms wallet, your dads wallet or the bank. I'm assuming the bank has it because they steal everything ?
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I love you ❤you so hot come back to me babe ?☺❤?
Momadie Daya I miss you bae?❤️
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You a poes ?? . Mothrr fcker
You are the sweetest person alive ??. I can't believe that I've been blessed with your presence on my qooh☺️. yes I am a poes because I really do not want to be a D?I mean how gay would that be??. Also I am a mitherf@-/er because I don't do fathers I do mothers but only because doing fathers is gay and again I'm not gay ? I don't do all mothers so that's a good thing but yes I am a mf. Please comeback and qooh me again because you my hater and I love when my haters give me attention ?
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you and ammaarah are dating right ?
No and my life isn't your concern neither is it your business☺️? Although it looks like you think it is but it's not. You don't see other people asking me personal stuff now do you? Huh? Do you? No I don't think so because they don't care about my life or her life. Do you see Obama asking Zuma about Nkandla now do you? No because obama don't care fam. Who does care is the South Africans and for what reason I do not know because the man already build the place it ain't like they getting anything or anywhere by complaining??. Poor Zuma his life is a mess his face is a mess and his family is a mess and its soo big. His house is big and his family is big so that's why he built Nkandla. Now do you understand the struggle fam? ? The struggle is real soo soo real ? Poor Zuma, Obama doesn't even care about him ? But I care because Obama don't care Bhamjives care and Zuma also cares.
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What do you not feel like doing today?
Anything and everything ?
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You're a fcking gay mother fcker. You have a fcking big mouth but when people wanna fcking fight you. You become a fcking poes sht and hide.
Please tell me who you are because I really wanna fight with you ??. Firstly if I'm gay and scared and whatever why are you hiding on qooh me send me a private message and we'll settle this boy☺️ Don't hide just come out and message me please ? I'm waiting oh and thank you for the qooh comeback soon ??
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Can reply essays on Qooh Me but can't even reply to me ? What kind of woe are you? ??
Also I enjoyed stalking your Qooh.
Also the Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.
I don't reply to anyone you've gotta be more specific on who you are ??. You stalk me awwwhhh I should feel honored depending on who you might be I mean if you somebody I like then I don't feel honored but if you an enemy then I think I've been blessed ??. Thank you for making my life? Now I really really want a unicorn ? Please please please get me one ? I mean they soo cute and fluffy and they run and they poop rainbows and they have a horn in their heads and they just perfect ? So let us go to Scotland we can fly there but since unicorns fly we can fly back on one ??. Bye comeback soon to tell me who you are ?
hi
Waazzzzaaaappppnnniiinnnggg??
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Its me.?
Hello me? It's nice to meet me me me ?. It's been so long me?. When you coming to visit me me. Bye ??
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If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Nothing because one cannot be god. God is one and one alone. This question will be taken to court because of the stupidity. I hope that you shove this question up your qooh me A$$. Sincerely Bhamjives.
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Bhamjivvess . Guess who ? ?
I am sour cream and Bhamjives ? Who might you be. Sorry I'm bad at guessing. One time I was told to guess what. I first said Lindsay Lohan is finally wearing underwear? ?✌️
Then I said I went all random and was like:
chicken butt
emo cut
Bobpells ghatt
bamboo hut
hide in a rut
door shut
model strut
corn smut
apple nut
army's nut
water butt
hiccup nut
pistachio nut
macadamia nut
kick in the butt
I'm lame ? But bored so who might you be ? ?
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I love your replies to people, my god... ???❤️❤️❤️❤️
My God is your God and I'm glad we have the same God because God is one. Loving my replies are good for your health ?. Although I've always wanted to be a rap god. Eminem is life. If I had one wish in this world it would to never be on a budget again because Ay fam times are so tough ??. I'm bored so thanks though
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What are you obsessed with?
Soccer ?
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Ur a pooooeeessss
Well I'm actually a person. Due to recent studies in the German capital. A person is a person and cannot be classified as a women's .... So therefore by calling me that hateful word you are insulting the women of the world and I care about the women because Obama cares fam.
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Heard u wanked to Barney
Who didn't Wank to that purple dinosaur ?
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I hate u like a lot and ur dumbass friends it makes me wanna punch a wall and cut myself how naaring u guys are
Bandages don't fix bullet holes. But if you cutting yourself you should heal ?
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Are you ready for arsenals annual February/March slump to forth?
It’s not often that Arsenal can boast the best defensive in the Premier League, but something appears to have clicked this season and it might just be the confidence Petr Cech gives the four defenders in front of him. Cech has proven a wonderful addition to the Arsenal team already this season, but credit must go to the two full-backs in Hector Bellerin and Nacho Monreal.
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Sour cream and bhamjives ??
Thanks for the nickname??
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Heard u ran away from your gf cause she is taller than u
I did not run nor did I walk away from my gf. Speaking of walking As a nation of largely sedentary workers, we take less and less exercise. Yet one of the most simple forms is also the most effective. This is walking. Now running is one of the best exercises in the world. I love to run I hate to walk. And if I saw my chick I would run to her instead of running away.
You are such a f**
I always Faf ?✌️
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Sup bruvv Mohammed_daya
Sup legend ?
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Short poes
Thank you for noticing. Much love bro❤️
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You and all your bras are a bunch of Apax moffie poes f**s
Okay thanks mate?
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Why are u dehydrated ???
Because there is water restrictions in my area ?. Obama care but Zuma don't care ?
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Are you interested in roshnee girls
Roshnee is such an amazing place with such an amazing atmosphere. I believe that all girls are the same no matter where they come from. If you tell me that roshnee girls are different to others I'm sorry to tell you that I don't know if they are ? I have a nice and amazing girl. I hope that one day this whole world can be one and that Obama care will one day be Zuma care. Although Zuma doesn't care. I want peace in this world and the other worlds. ?
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Helo......... U hot??❤️❤️?????
Thank you ✌️? Although I dream to be as hot as the sun. So you tell me if I am as hot as the sun?
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Do u mas*******? And if so, how often?
Well America is thee worst place in the world. I'm in South Africa right now which is amazing. Adolf hitler said that the day you miss use something in your body. You are now a terrorist to yourself and your own well being. I'm sorry to disappoint you but the only person I know that mas******* is obama. Definitely not Zuma because he has 6-6000 wife's so he does no need to. I have 1 chick so I do not need too. Nobody knows anything about Obamas wife so we suspect that he mas*******. Adolf hitler was a **** so he didn't need to. Thanks for listening I be Bhamjives ?
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This man gets women pregnant sincerely jameela
Dj muzzy Bhamjee ??✌️
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What school do you go to????
APAX is the academy of excellence. Home of the lions. Which is ironic because I feel like a ☃. Plus this heat kills me so then I feel like a ?. Although I am a flame this heat is too much?
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u have a funny Mouth :D
Thank you ?
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Describe yourself in three words ?
I am Bhamjives ????
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Who was your first crush ?
Oreo Krusher ?❤️
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What do u like doing more by yourself?
Deep thinking of that special someone while listening music
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Hellos hws olds is yous
I'm 16 and you
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Haya yuhhh haaatt mahn
Thanks maaahhhnnn
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Have you ever dated?
Yes I did ??
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Heyy..
You cute! Tasmiyah_cr7
Sorry taken ?
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
Today and because I didn't eat food ?