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Do you miss Walvis Bay?
Very much yes. I'm part of the small amount of people who actually really loves Walvis Bay ??❤
Damn I'm jealous of your rack???what size are they
My rack? Like you mean a file rack? A shelf? Be more specific ?☺
What size are your t***???
Well wouldn't you like to know ?
How is your $exy A$$ doing???
Always good ??
You have a funny snap name?good sense of humour
Lolz thanks ?
Have you ever made out with a girl and if no would you like to?
I have never, and I would like to make out with Demi Lovato. Like no other woman, only her. She's my bae ?
Just had to say your beautiful
Thank you ?
Nice t*** babe??
Ag dankie man. ?
Jy lyk na n baie cool persoon, as jy 1dag weer in swakop is sal dit nice wees om saam jou te kan kuier?
Leggur ?? just shoot me a dm ?
Your bra size?
Already answered this ☺
What is the longest running lie you have continued to tell?
That my boo*s are real
Brag about yourself. What are you really good at doing?
Finding someone's entire family and life story on social media by just knowing their first name.
I love you momo ♥
I probably love you too, whoever you are ?
What misconception about you would you like to clear up ?
I'm actually not rude. Believe it or not ?
My new $ex video here bit.do/xxgirls sarahc2342
Leggur goede. ?
What's something that took you way too long to realize?
Aha rather keep that one to myself ?
What are you currently worried about?
Kim Jong Dong and his toys
What makes you uncomfortable?
When people wanna add me on Snapchat and I have to tell them my Snapchat name
You don't like me. At all. But unfortunately we are going to have to kuier together this December. Just give me a chance. No need to hate me bro.
Lol I don't kuier with people I don't like. That's no fun ? but I only dislike like 2 people and I highly doubt you're one of them. But dm me and find out for yourself ?
Do you answer dms
Lol depends on the person
What are you studying?
Bachelor of Commerce in Financial Managment (Basically just screw people over and steal their money)
What do you wish had never happened to you?
Wouldn't change a thing. Experiences, good or bad, are what form you ?
You're the only one ?
You are too ??
What's something you tried really hard to like but just couldn't?
Beer ?
Here's a scene from my perspective. I'm hanging off the ledge of a tall building. All I feel is my hands clutching the edge. I see you standing above me on the ledge.
What will I see you do to me next?
Depends who you are mate. Although I don't think I have it in me to not help you up, whoever you are ?
What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
Got an extra nugget when I ordered chicken nuggets at McDonald's.
Bra, why you so $exy though?
Just gifted like that ?
You must give such good b*** j**s...i think you should let me *** in your mouth..?
Sies. You should let me piss me in your bek also then. Fokof sif naai.
What quote do you live by?
Don't be a poes. Be lekker. ??
What type of people annoy you the most?
Those kak people who will just stop in the middle of the mall while everyone is walking then everyone must mos walk around them because they need to now stop and look around for some dumb A$$ reason.
What do you wish your parents understood?
That bigt***1010 is a funny name.
You are SO SAVAGE?????? expose two friends that lowkey like each other since you have long shlong donald
Shame. If only I had 2 friends ?
What makes you genuinely happy?
When Robin tells me I buy nice shoes
If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
Warning - will gently bully you to show my love
What common thing have you never done?
Smoke weed :)
What do you no longer waste time on?
Doing things to please people who wouldn't do fck all for me.
How many times a day you fck?
As many times as your dad has breaks from work ?
What do you need to get off your chest right now?
Guess it would be good to lose 10 kilos. But eh. I'd rather keep my chest the way it is. Avoid all the operations and sht.
Raquel wishes se was hot like you?? ?????
Everyone does ?
The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Wanting to genuinely see your friend be the absolute best they can be. Even if they are achieving all you wish you could, not being envious and cheering them on.
What do you never plan on doing?
Go back to where I used to be ✌
Why do you and Nadine skinner so much
Cause people keep giving us reasons to do so
What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
How many dcks they've taken.
What was your biggest waste of money?
Literally make the same mistake each time I go to Burger king. Always order the double whopper but can never finish it. So basically I waste money on a half Burger every few days.
most $exual thing youve done?
Etse. Vra jou pa.
bikini or one piece?
This is a pretty sad question. Neither. Can't be in the sun for longer than like 5 minutes as I'm allergic to sunblock. So no need for bikinis or one pieces. ?
bra size?
I think I've answered this before but okay I'll answer again. It depends on which bra you talking about. My smaller bra is Jody Strauss he's really tiny. And my biggest bra is Karel Agenbach he's like 2m tall.
What's the most expensive thing you own?
My boo*s ???
Who has the biggest arms in your commen little town
Jou poes is commen. Fokof.
What would you do if you had no fear ?
Just punch people in the face when they annoy me :)
When were you the most happy and why?
Always happy ?
U kid a lot about having a dck,do U?
On a real tho. ....?
Totally. It's name is Donald Longshlong.
Did you and Zuzu break up? Or is it just a temporary split?
We broke up yeah. No bad blood though.
Here's a scenario. You and a rapist are on a tall platform over a deep pit. You knock them off but they grab the edge and hold on. You stand above them, looking down at them hanging off the edge for dear life.
In detail, what do you do? No weapons
Well I wouldn't want to get raped most likely so I'd probably say I hope it's lit in hell then kick his face so he falls in the pit ?
Why arent you and ashely friends anymore?
*Ashley.
And we are actually closer now than we have ever been before so clearly you don't know your facts.
What do you want for your birthday
All I want for my birthday is a big b**ty hoe. Ayyyye
What could you talk endlessly about?
Friends. ( The TV show, don't have enough in real life to talk endlessly about. Haha ☻ )
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
Aye fake mense ?
What is something you need to get off your chest?
Nothing lol. People pay serious amounts of money to get a chest like mine. Why would I wanna get rid of them. ??
What makes you instantly like a person?
When they worship me like me the Queen I am ?
If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Playboy (+size) lol ???
Friend(s) you never get tired of?
We all get tired of people at a certain point. I just spend time with each friend in moderation so that I do not get tired of them :)
Expose two friends who like each other to end their lives?
If only I had 2 friends. Lêl
What is your New Year's resolution?
To be less of a poes. But don't see that happening tbh.
Who has the biggest arms in walvis??
My boy Patrick ?
What is something that actually offends you?
When people assume that because I have a dck I am not a woman. Do not be gender biased. fck that sht ?
A lot of women near you want $ex! Make sure yourself - sign up here http://tinyurl.com/jpm985f Michelle1978
Michelle. Please.
What do you think about the most ?
Where Ebola suddenly went
If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
Would pull out that leggur whip Christian uses in 50 Shades of Grey ?
When will i get a chance to see you?
When you turn your head to the side and look at me differently
If you EVER get above 500likes on Instagram, will you shave off all your hair? ?
Even if I got a poes billion likes I would never shave off my hair. Have you seen this hair? This is a blessing. ?
How much money would someone have to dare you to pee standing up?
I do pee standing up. Ain't you ever seen my big A$$ dck? ? don't ask me stupid kak. ?
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Vabnanavdvnmaoieyeyiwwoownvavmalkuh zjsoieube
Are you a watcher or a player? ?
Player for days ?? Love you Joe ?
what is your favourite song..?*
The Laeeqah mix. ? if you haven't heard it, DM me and I'll send it ?
how old r u
2 old 4 u hehe ;)
Heard you're happy when you find a fresh pack of carrots in the fridge.
I feel like there's an underline meaning to this question
Lemme ask you something before you break something? you need to chill your big 101 t***
Uhm did you just say I have 101 t***? fcking stupid naai ??
You mad?? Nobody is qoohing you??
Nah I'm mad cause all my questions are kak boring so I don't even bother answering ?
Monique you are my fav ???❤ oml. Sabbbbbs
Sabbbby ? thanks lol ?❤❤
How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
Don't remember half of it lol. #partyallday ???
Don't you just hate it when you kiss your gran goodbye and she puts her tongue in your mouth?
Nah MC, my grandma ain't fcked up like yours ?
You are poes funny????? need more people like you in this world
Thank you ?? dm ? wanna know who this is ?
What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
People know they shouldn't talk about me ??
What will I get with N$10? ?
Klomp chappies by spar ?
wht u doin
Nm, lol, u? ;)*
What's an instant turn off for you?
v*****s
Tips on kissing boys.
Start off with slow kisses.
When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no-one can hear his screams.
Swallow him whole.
Slither away you feisty anaconda.
Jarra poes dead omp ???????????????????
s*ck my dck? since you are unemployed....
Patrick? Jody? ???
Are you registered on this site http://bit.ly/2fsbY6C ?
There are registered a lot of women who want $ex.
Make sure yourself ;) 1128173
Jarra ?? fokken hoer, omp ??
Oh please, we all know you secretly want to be with MC
Nah MC wants to be with me ?
Do you reckon MC as the one that got away?
Not at all. He's my bestie. Never been anything more ?
Would you ever go fully blonde???♀️
I've considered it yeah ? maybe one day ?
Why so sht ?
Luister neh. Jou poes ?
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