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Who you know thats short and adorable :-) and constantly needs the hook up?? Lmao
What do we classify as short, Dimple, besides everyone less than 6" 3' :)p
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Are u in a relationshp?
Yessir...
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u want 6 girls? from 1 wife?
Damn straight.
Its doable. Did i mention there's a set of twins in there?;)
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Your biggest fear?
That I am inadequate blah blah blah i forget what he said:)
nah. My biggest fear?
That i completely lose focus.
That i get lost.
That in my walk with the Lord, i fail to carry my cross.
And God forbid, the day i lose my mother.
That i'll never know true happiness.
That the little innocence left in me evaporates in plumes of smoke.
That i'm doomed to fail.
That i'll get my shot, but get set to choke.
That i'll never see my daughters grow up and blossom.
Or walk down the aisle, all six me em.
That i'll never leave a legacy, that i was here, something to testify.
That when all is said and done, with the last shovelfull of raw earth,
when all walk away,
That i'll lie cold and spiritless beneath the dirt...forgotten.
That scares me.
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If u were 2 go back in time 2do thingz ryt,what would it be?
First thing, Beckie...owed her something that i cant give her now. nuff said...
Guess i'd want to mend a couple rocky relationships, off the top, with Sunshine. Alas time knows better, change is inevitable.
I'd start listening to Lupe Fiasco much much earlier too...
Too much to do over. I'm content with taking things as they are though. Lessons in everything thats happened will be necessary when i'm raising my 6 daughters and 2 sons...
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Have u ever watched p*rn?
To quote The Lord Jesus Christ speaking to Simon Peter, "Get behind me Satan..."
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wud u categorise yourself as more of a rapper or producer?
More of a producer I guess...
i spend more time on that than anything else.
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Knife?claim juice?lol....Quite the fiesty one where Miss Berth' is involved! Ever feel like that over a 'real' person? Girl to be specific?
Did i say juice? My bad. Meant justice. i think :)
Bertha knows things. She's a trusted advisor.
hmmm girls i would stab hearts for...??? hmmm.
A couple i guess, some from way back when, some from not so far back...okay in some instances stabbing is unnecessary. Just a little poke with a toothpick to defend their honor.
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Perfect Zambian Artist(s) to collabo with.............1.Angie Stone 2.Madonna 3.Kelly Clarkson 4.Common 5.Avant
1. Angie Stone...Scarlet could duet with her easy.
2. Madonna...Nasty D. Me thinks he could hold it down and rep.
3. Kelly Clarkson...Geez she would need an artist with the kinda energy that would blend well on some rekkerd on that cross genre tip. I'm afraid names escape me a't'm
4. Common...ahhh he needs a someone who can paint pictures to back him up. Origin. Or Krytic. Maybe even both:)
5. Avant...mmmm Kaya. Danny?
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Whats your definition of a great gal?
If she can pull off a 7th January birthday, make me chase her for 2 straight years, always have my back for the next ten, stand up to me when I bully her, she's independent, takes no tish from noone, 4 letter name, BIG FRIZZY HAIR (mostly), little adventurous, knows when to back down, respects my mothers and my sisters (cousins inclusive), loves GOD, able to hold a conversation for more than 5 mins, a little bit random when she wants, loves kids, tolerates dogs and some of my friends lol, and she can cook ahhh then she's perfect.
Did i mention she has to have BIG HAIR, but not always, just those days...
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Whats wrong with weaves?
Synthetic hair (correct me if i\'m wrong, these things tend to confuse me)
rnWhy would any1 want that? fake hair. and wearin it proudly.
rnGazes of adoration to the small % of women who can pull off the look and fool me though. To my mind, there\'s only been two.
rnTo sum it up, its just \"unusual\" to see from my vantage point above most if not all...
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rnoh yeah, BIG FRIZZY HAIR IS WHERE ITS AT! I\'m a s*cker for it:)
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Wallpaper or paint?
Depends.
Bleach wallpaper of Ichigo Kurosaki after he learns The Final Getsuga...
Or
The darkest shade of Blaque paint available...
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Did i already ask bout Bertha??
Not specifically. More like i brought her up when i war broke out over the elections, hypothetically.
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Minimal casualties? Thats not what bbc is saying. Na am playing.
Hmmm who woulda thought it would make the news...lol
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Bertha -thats her name ryt:/ -Broken or stolen. First reaction?emotion?
Yep thats the mistress...
HAAAAAAAAH!!!
If it was down to me bein able to choose an involuntary reaction to such EVIL, guess i'd zone out and mourn within myself for a bit.
I'd then pat the shoulder of the assassin and smile, continually reassuring them that its fine, Bertha was merely an object after all. I would then calmly excuse myself, smile still in place, and head to the nearest kitchen to select the sharpest knife with which to slice open their chest and claim justice by stickin the aforementioned
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Health or wealth??
Loosely said, Wealth is a byproduct of health...
I'd rather be alive and broke...too young to not live!!!
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after a few days away, am back... So, lets move on from jelly beans, honeymoon, shortskirts, oprah and all that in our first session...on to bigger.. Election results. Elated??
Safe to say, mixed feelings. Happy about the change, a little apprehensive, hoping for the best but not oblivious to the worst case scenario...
I'm jus glad its all over with minimal casualties...:)
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Is heritage party wining?
Nah...this ones gone to tha boat...:(
Give it a couple years though. When I qualify, it's Obama all over again.
Word
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Beautiful or *exy?
It\'s allegedly improper to say \"*exy\" cuz it equates to an \"object\" and not a person...so beautiful
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Both
Such a shame that wun can't answer anonymously... :)
I'll pass on this wun.
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Examples?
People i know or people i fancy?
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Any crushes?
Mmmmm too many. Whats a man w/o his crushes right? lol
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You can stop holding your breath now, am back........happy?
ah yes anonymous wun. welcome back...
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Blue skies, RainBows, Corn Jelly Beans and Skittles sure sounds like a touch of heaven to me..
you have no idea. the beans on their own are the 9th cloud...they shoulda been designated comfort "food"
*bliss*
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honeymoon?
Jamaica...;)
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Highlight of the day so far?
ran into an friend i haven't seen in almost two years at the polling station. good times.
i'm headin over to his house even...
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And your after forever would have to be in Heaven? Question.
oh no no no. Forever After is the claiming of the damsel trapped in the dragon guarded tower...
After Forever, ninshi i've come through, kickin arse and takin names...blue skies and rainbows, corn jelly beans and skittles...coasting nah mean?
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Love and Hostility? You are what you attract. Loving people create what is and hostile people, well, dont deserve anything good.. The Buddhist talks of energy one creates so il equate it to that. You create your own environment i guess. Thats what i think.
you are what you attract...true.
I was thinkin more along the lines of mortal imperfection. Like, there's only so long you can hold out before you lose focus. Its human nature to lean more to the left.
But true. Makes a lotta cents...
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Greece, Italy or Angola? Random.
Greece. Wun time.
I's a fan of greek mythology since i could read so...
Angola though, would be nice. one of those "move out the house and start a new life" kinda places...
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Airtel, zamtel or mtn?
mtns data connections on point but the rest of their services s*ck. Zamtel, hmmm questionable. Could do betta me thinks.
rnAirtel. complete and utter nonsense on their worst days. but what can we say about loyalty. go 4 wat you know...
rnAirtel
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Been a good morning full of interesting responses. Have to luv and leave you for now. Sad?
Falling apart. Dying inside...cheers:)
Until the planets align
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Kiss: forehead, cheek, mouth, eyes, nose,chin?
Check, check, check, check, nose is a tad awkward, chin, i don't know.
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Found your 'forever after' after the excruciating spatular experience?
"forever after" was a while ago...ask me about my "After Forever"
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Weather?
Love it cold. Rains good to, minus the mud. I'd like to believe the season i was born in has somethin to do wit it.
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Jacket or water? Unfair?
If the jacket were substituted 4 a hoody maybe then the field would be even, so h2o...
Bottoms up
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Loving people live in a loving world, Hostile people live in a hostile world. Same World. How come?
1st thing that comes to mind? they that love with everything will risk it all if those that they love are threatened. Of course, introduce a taste of corruption and even the purest will become tainted me thinks.
whats your take though?
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Birthday?
a testimony to open interpretation...
uhmm july 15th???
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Oprah or Jamie?? Weird combo i know
Oprah gives away expensive stuff mayn...who can say Jamie after that? An unfair comparison, pale in contrast, and so on...
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Very well answered on 'quantifying heartbreak', i take it you already know what that feels like? 1st grade?
Yessuh...it hurts. like being repeatedly violated wit a spatula...the flat end that is.
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Birdy, Skinny Love. Must listen. No question there!
but why? skinnys are the retards of denim:)
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favourite hangout?
Kabwata, all day! My hood... ~0-0~
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Chris brown looks like Sisqo now-that is the hair.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to the nth power...
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I take it your side of the bed is the left?
uhmm how am i to approach this one. would that be your left or mine from the bed lookin out?
from my view, i'm a lefty...
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No one has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold. True or false?
True...more than just a thick vessel, its quite the complex organ, that one. I'd go so far as to say its an exercise in futility to think wun can completely capture it in its purest, or truest...but many in bits n pieces though, one can quantify heartbreak...
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Married in the church or cohabit if you could?
Whatever happened to havin your cake and eating it 2...if i'm not allowed to mix a bit of both, then we shall be traditional...church!
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Good round of questions/answers. We will move on. Mercedes Benz or BMW?
Why, thank you:)
Not so bad with the questions yourself. tight spots some.
Onward then.
The new beemers are lookin freeeesh...but lets not kid ourselves, Mercs are Mercs...
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take sides: North or South Sudan? North or South Korea?
Eish, i dunno em like that, but ifwe we're North Easteners so i guess i'll go with all things North on this wun... North Stars, Northern Lights, Great North Road, Compass pointing North, you get where this is going...
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So you voted?? Hmm.. Leg,arm,clock,foot,boat,heart,hair...or the bird??
'pon the Praying hands, The heart and the Clock 4 ward councillor where they can't do too much damage...
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A couple of inches taller? You ain seen a girl taller than you-without her heels? u will be surprised..
girl? nah...
But woman? Yes. It brings a tear to my eye standing next to her...*sigh*
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On a girl: short skirt or skinny jeans?
Mmmm this is a mindgame. either way you just don't win the morality argument.
I'd go with the skirt i guess. Nah the skinnys...
picky picky na picky dooooolly...
the skirt it is:)
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If war broke out on account of these elections, the one thing you would take with you would be?
Easy! My notebook. never leave home without bertha.
See all this petty fighting is for them. but me though, i'ma be on the beats, they can have that!
#Fade
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Still waiting on you to get to me on 'growing sum'...as a girl..
uhmm a couple inches taller and throw in a pair of heels before you can talk to me face2face...like literally. :)
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Boyband? Nsync or boys2men or BackStreet or BlackStreet??? Wait, were u even born then??
My favrit bak then, The Backstreet Boys. Nsync was gay but catchy in that "annoying song i can't get outta my head" sorta way.
Blackstreet were dope, BoyzIIMen owned and the only reason they not tops here is cause i don't think they were a boy band...
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Chris Brown's new hair. Gay??
Alas anything Mr Brown does after Rihanna, well, its uhmm gay...
haven't seen it though...
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Mathematics or English??
Whats math but a headache, right?
gimme english any day...
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so iwe... unganitaye sochabe???
aweh, teti! can't never...it's just not things.
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Older women??
:)
don't we all...
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Grow sum?? As a girl, what do i need to grow?
hahaha definitely not a sense of humour:)
Uhmm lemme get back to you on that wun, yeah?
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takuli ifya anonymous.lol.wen might people xpect a full mixtape 4rm u?alb*m myb?
i really cant promise anything concrete...yet
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The sickest beat youve ever made?
Not definite, but i think the sickest would be either, Body & Soul (Adam & Eve) or The Only Thing On Your Mind...unreleased i'm afraid.
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What did u have for breakfast yeasterday?
Didn't have breakfast... one of those days huh?
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wich ones of your ex do you talk too?
Geez really?
The ones that spare the time...
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Wats the nicest thng anyone has ever done 4u?
Gave life...
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Who are the best 5 music producers u know? ... In zambia :)
How do you limit me to 5? Eish...
In no particular order, top 5 looks like:
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*PZ Cablez - Never underestimate this dude. Beats have got unbelievable balance...
My guy knows his stuff, got his theory locked down tight, and he practically kills, i think he doesn't get all the credit he deserves.
»Watch this space« though, i can honestly say he'll suprise you...
*Can someone please STOP CA$HROLL? Jus wanna openhanded slap this dude sometimes. Beats bang 4 days! You risk dying on a Cashroll rekkerd if you don't approach it right. Respect...aweh sure
*Tylo - be scared of what goes on in that mind. You wanna talk about scholars of the art, thats this dude.
Way past that home studio b.s, there's life in these beats...
*Magnum44 - mmmm!
*T.K. - Can you say *LEGEND*???
Okay so thats them. now ask me about the up and coming producers...:)
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Do u knw that bluu luvs u? ;)
*gasp!*
Is THAT why she looks at me funny??? =)p
As eye loves her...*sigh*
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Are u friends with any of your ex's?
Well i'm not on bad terms with most of em, just don't talk often.
Soooo which one of em put you up to this?
:-|
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Hw far do u c u and ur babe going?whol 9 yards?1 dae @ a time?
wedding rings and handcuffs bwana...:)
(safety measure...u never know right?)
All the way, easy.
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do you remember the ka short gal from kabwata that used to ryt you letters in the tyms of star castles???? kikikiki
oh yeeeahhh... I remember her:)
She was cool. seen her a couple times since...good times, good times.
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Did u eva like a gal called bella
Bella? I love Bella:)
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do u ever regret breaking up with any of your ex,nd who is that and y?!
All about that Progress mayn...but sum regrets i guess *ahem*
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Did u
uhmmm rather hard to say...if you could add a subject to your question lol
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if you were to go back in time which girl would you try and work things out wit?
holmes if i could go back in time, girls would be the last thing on my mind.
I'm talkin gettin rid of evidence tying me to the crime, feel me?
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Hw true is dis.did u v a crush on milimo kalenga?
Actually it wasn't a crush...more like teenage love.
Happy? :)
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
Patient.
Calculating.
Quiet
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Who are you dating currently
Bluu
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
Geez none...