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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
food
I have somehow managed to find my way back here...Would this be a good thing or bad thing?
yes
I'd tell you who i am, but you don't like me
fantastic
I have a crush on you
Awks, I dont know anybody named Anonymous :l
what's your most anticipated movie for 2014?
From what Ive seen...300: Rise of an Empire
if you were a soup, what kind of soup would you be?
delicious
Favorite walter white quote
Tie between "This isn't meth" and "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And...I was...really...I was alive."
You are an infidel. This is not a question.
No I'm Canadian
What's happening with you and Orsi?
nothing, she broke up with me
whys orsolya ugly
She's actually really pretty
Whose your girlfriend ??
she broke up with me actually
Omfg jakeee <3 your like so totally fit and cute and hot and *exy and whatnot. Hahahaha Xoxoxo
hehe thanks x *blushes*
Did you make out with Lauren?
Nope
so you're finally going to lose your virginity, shame its with someone whos slept with half of dubai............... :/ :/ :/
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.”
― Bob Marley
(bit deep I know but ya feel me?)
OH HEEEY THEEERE. I didn't see you for a second...
here I am
I miss you a lot.
If you're being sincere, why post anonymously? I'm sure I miss you too
So you know when you start waxing your balls and you end up bleeding and you try to clean it with lemon juice and you end up crying and falling backwards into the shower and get impaled on the jaguar tooth you left in there, do you prefer fat or thin pancakes.
yes
favorite cage quote
NOT THE BEES
What is the length of your p****?
yes!
hehe i was tickling myself, it's easy! hehehe
Yes but do you know the most important rule of broats? Stay in the broat :)
whar r ur opinions on nasima??? that Bit** stole shayan
I know what a total Bit** I mean I was going to go for Shayan and now they're going out like whaaa I totes thought he was into me xoxox
"Koro" is a disorder in which a male fears his p**** will shrivel up, retract into his body, and will cause him to die.
i think i have this, any advice?
Don't do drugs and stay in school
are you good at table tennis
nope
nice one Reese
I need a new number Finch
are u going to nickelback
nope
like...
I'm not going to say because imagine how someone would feel if I left their name off the list?
fit girls in 6th form?
Yes, many
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0 Bombala
I know I love that song <3
Stop talking to yourself Bombala
Ok
Interested in anybody at the moment?
Not really sure...Just gonna go with the flow and see ow everything plays out yanno?
hows amy?
I dunno, ask her yourself...It's her sisters birthday today though.
so if i write something can you see who wrote it or no?
not unless you have a qooh account and want me to see you wrote it
Jacob, your so fit! Omg! Ily xoxo2k12
ily2 sahat
so. im still not sure if im gonna end up coming to Dubai this year. nothing has been spoken about at ALL. i really want to come though.
This is anonymous you realise?
Miss you ya dingus!
Just take a broat over! Why didn't you think of that!
JACOB MATE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
ALRIGHT MATE COME AT ME BRO
i put so much pas*ion into those, f*** yeah ghandi! natnatt
csb
who were u occupied with at freshers :s
yes.
why doesnt kerry like u anymore?
Cause I don't like her cause she's weird in a bad way
what is this? where did all my amazing questions go?!? natnatt
"Amazing"? ...
close girl friends in EC?
Definitely Katherine :D And Charlotte, maybe Chloe but tbh we're not that close yet....hmmm Rachel Guerrero we're like bffs.
Hello its Har :D? (its Q
Yes it is Q thanks for asking.
Bonjourno (in an American Accent)
BAWNJOORNO
What's the place with the most fun in the whole world? That's right, crounty fair
Tim ya Dingus I have more fun on my broat!
my goat has more abs then daniyal does- might aswell throw that one in there swell #loljkilydaniyal #loljkf***umutherf***er #whyareyouf***ingmymother #cuzincestsareus #peace #nosersly #luvudaniyaldon'tcryyoulittleBit** #puturshirton
Lolno Daniyal works out ;)
and that is why, the joker from batman has those scars
csb
Wanna know how I got these scars? my girlfriend was on her period. And one night, we went off crazier than usual. I found a tampon up her vag. I didn't like that. Not..one..bit. So I take the tampon
Yeah I know this is just the quote from The Dark Knight duh
DUDE FELIX FALLS FROM SPACE. DAT shi* WAS EPIC
IK RIGHT HOW'D HE FIT HIS BALLS INTO HIS SPACESUIT?
Yes! What a legend! GhjaShjdbklasjn! I'd let him s*ck up our combined. Pussay juices, predominantly mine, because your desert dry /:
Good idea
Thanks, I love being the person that beat the one below to the dirty messages ;) jacob, looks like you got quite a few k**ky friends....
OMG DID YOU SEE FELIX FALL FROM SPACE? GAVNEFVSBGER
i am kinda feeling a bit b*mbed that anonymous beat me to the k**ky messages, mine are better though- and no that wasn't me lol natnatt
Nat you s*ck they beat you to it c\'mon man
you know what just go bar refaeli up in this Bit**. you probably know who this is then
You had me at hello.
o.O I see what you did there..
csb
nah man. Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale.
Total Recall up in this ;)
Why not both?
why do u hate dean? i know you Bit** bout him behind his back, mainly at the start of the year, dont lead him on or ill find u and make ur life hell
Me and him are mates so just f*** off yeah?
nononono the ones about Pu**y juice hahahaha its clas*ic her
Nah man it's gotta be Mila Kunis.
taking a guess but these naughty messages are probably natali tbh
No ya dingus it's Anonymous can you not read? We're like bffs!!
easy there Will Ferrel.
I'm a wild tiger who can't be tamed.
im just sitting here reading these and seeing how se*ual they are becoming..jesus jacob when did you become such a pimp?
GATORS HOES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMIES!
you and charlotte would never happen. she's too busy with gingers
1: She has a boyfriend now
Secondly: I never wanted us to happen
That's not a problem, I can *** all over it then lap it up bbz
It's a plan, stan.
Ohh in that case, can I slurp up that Pu**y juice? I'm fine either way
I'm dry as a desert down there :/
I wanna play with your suprisingly hairy **** (I saw the pics) ;)
I have a v*****...?
you and kerry shud f***. oh wait... freshers
I do not like kerry in the slightest. She was weird and clingy to me in the first week of school and blatantly asked me to never contact her again on 4 separate occasions. And at freshers she tried to rape Sam and Alec. I was...occupied with someone else the entire night. :p
Spit or swallow?
Neither ;)
I want to do ungodly things to your cheast cavity. Thank you. - Sahat
Eat cereal out of it?
You. And kerry should be friends again. Or go out? ;)
NO and...NO
BRU***BER ITS ME XOX
BRO-TATO!!!!! xoxoxoxoxox <3 u5eva
I LOVE YOU
And I love YOU, random citizen!
I could totes see you going around the world in 80 days, using steam-powered modes of transportation. You give that vibe, do not ask me why.
Did it in 79
Your not a ninja, your a homo.
*You're
And I bet you didn't see that. See what? EXACTLY.
okay. just making sure you knew what you were getting yourself into. so whats up
Just answering Qoohs, watching Lost yanno
I heard you and sahat do it in the boys toilets x
The girls toilet, actually.
oh lord. you made one of these things? you do realize that you're gonna get more insults than questions right?
Why yes, yes I do.
How would you react to someone serenading you from underneath a balcony?
I'd fall unconditionally in love with them.
did charlotte also s*ck you off at your sleepover?????
3 and a half times
Yes, but I'm not in your year, I'm in the year below x
Well tbh I have no idea who you are :p
you're such an as*hole
I do try
your haircuts gay
I don't care
i want your willy in my ear xxx
I'd recommend asking Lee Venter, I hear he's into that shi*
I've had a mas*ive. Crush on you for ages, but you won't even look at me! /:
Do we even talk?
your the biggest f** i think ive ever met
*You're
I love you!x
And I love you, random citizen!
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YAKOBIAN BOMBALA natnatt
Hiya nat....
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