Brody Baphomet
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Ur ex is pregnant haha u dodged a bullet.
This makes no sense, if I was still with her she wouldn't be pregnant, So I didn't dodge a bullet, I just stopped dating her and she dated someone else who got her pregnant. Logic.
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What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
I fell asleep
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
The Subtleties of social interaction
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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
WARNING: MAY SELF DESTRUCT AT ANY MOMENT. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
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Last song you listened to ?
Rotting Christ - Threnody
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
I probably know the least about having friends
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Stop trying to date Angellica, she's just going to use you again.
What makes you think that? Who said we're trying to date?
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hahaha Angellica thinks shes hot.
I think she is too
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You're a beautiful human being who needs more drugs
Tanku, Tanku, couldn't agree more xD
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Shes a *****.
No, You're a *******
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I care because she gave me sht.
Move on brah
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Do me a favour? fck off
Errmm.... To Where?
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HAHAHAHA KARLEY DELETED HER QOOHME HAHA
Why do you care? Don't you have your own life to worry about? How Bored can you be?
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Angellica needs to stop flirting with you.
She's a fcking ugly drug btch.
She's Lovely actually, more than I could say for you
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What is in your pocket right now?
Empty hopes and dreams, and a crunched up Receipt.
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You should shave part of your head
I did this actually, but didn't quite like it like I thought I would so I don't wear it like that
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stop being jealous btches xxxxx KarleyMonique
I'm with her F offf :P
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What's the most overrated thing ever?
Pancakes
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Why the hell not? well, You're a hypocrite!
oh
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you make me feel hurt.
How so?
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Meats a waste of money?
What about P u S S y meat and c o c k meat ?
Something's not right with you
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What is a waste of money to you?
Meat
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Lololol trololplol
Agigglesmig
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Eh you look like the devil himself. You sure your not haunted?
It's the Devil! Who speaks in me, I'm a witch! And speak Satan's words!
Invoco Crentus Domini De Daemonium!
Invoco Crentus Domini De Daemonium!
Invoco Crentus Domini De Daemonium!
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Do you think you're ready date? I don't want to make a move to then make it awkward.
I guess, I'm pretty content with being single but I guess if the right girl comes along I would
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you claim to delete "randoms" only to add them again!
Allow me to correct you there and educate thee in my ways; I claim to delete randoms of which no form of friendship or connection has ever spawned, or spawned for a long time between us. If I add a seemingly interesting or appealing random in hopes of possibly igniting something with someone I seemingly share interests with, then why the Hell not?
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you claim to delete "randoms" only to add them again!
Allow me to correct you there and educate thee in my ways; I claim to delete randoms of which no form of friendship or connection has ever spawned, or spawned for a long time between us. If I add a seemingly interesting or appealing random in hopes of possibly igniting something with someone I seemingly share interests with, then why the Hell not?
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you claim to delete "randoms" only to add them again!
Allow me to correct you there and educate thee in my ways; I claim to delete randoms of which no form of friendship or connection has ever spawned, or spawned for a long time between us. If I add a seemingly interesting or appealing random in hopes of possibly igniting something with someone I seemingly share interests with, then why the Hell not?
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What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
Scraping the Barrel, Eh Qooh.me?
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If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
My face on the cover of the Necronomicon
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your wife is some random >:(
You're some Random! She's my actual wife
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why are you deleting friends?
Too many randoms and people who don't interest me
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You keep destroying yourself and I want to help but I don't know how to. :( I"m sorry.
'tis just a phase!
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Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
I'm from Australia and I want to visit Camelot :D
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Any place in the world, where would you be right now?
Honestly? I don't know, I wish I knew what I wanted that easily
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talking to people.
That is due to unrelated circumstances and a need for lots of space and introversion.
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Because she's literally messaging you talking about herself in third person. .
right
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Since you and her got married you stoped doing what you normally do.
And what do I normally do?
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Of course its her, she's so obsessive over you
What gives you that impression?
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Dream car ?
1979 CM Chrysler Valiant, Green W working Air conditioner.
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We all know its your so called wife abusing Angellica
I doubt it
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Why are people abusing Angellica so much?
Sure, shes made mistakes but thats no reason to abuse her
Some people are very sensitive about people who do the things that she's done, and hate to see me hurt by her.
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What is your New Year's resolution?
To be more careful of what and who I invest myself into, and to knock out a few bad destructive habits.
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Angellicas a fcking ugly drug fcked ****. You're soooo much better without her.
I know I'm better off, but I don't think this kind of hate is very necessary, I choose not to deal with my mistake and problems in that way. I'm sure one day we'll both catch up and look back on these times and think "Hahaha we were so stupid"
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I hope you find someone that doesn't leave you for drug addict fckboys like Brandon
We were never together before Brandon, I refused to invest too much of myself into her again since she did it with Ricky, and hey I was right not to, a good call on my behalf.
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She doesn't care. She just wants no one else to have you.
I know she doesn't haha. She just has a bit of a problem with me moving on, which I'm sure will pass with time, I'm not silly, I know when I'm being fooled.
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Your a ****
You're* I'm going to assume that word is boss
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What's a big turnoff on the first date?
When it's all about her
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I think it's so funny that everyone knows it's your ex posting all these qooh things to you obsessing over your fake relationship and asking a million things about it yet she is sitting there thinking she's so inconspicuous it's so hilarious
I really don't think she cares that much haha what makes you think that?
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Every night I mas******* and cry myself to sleep while looking at your relationship status on Facebook.
Ugh... yeah I got nothing. I think you're taking things a bit far hahaha
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Then don't have you relationship status as married
I'm quite happy with my wife thanks
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Funny how people think you're in a relationship when in reality you stick your dck in any girl who speaks to you
:') oh I'm such a **** aren't I
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evry time u masage me i scream in excitment XOXOX
thats very sweet :)
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Why are you so quiet?
Sometimes, but sometimes not, I shut down within groups of people, something ive always battled, social anxiety, which fluctuates depending on my state of mind.
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why are you dating a ****
Im actually single
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why wont u message me WAAAAAAAAAHH
fck YOU dat why
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What is something that actually offends you?
That fcking bunny ears sign with your index and middle finger!
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ily plz wil u marry me right now, yes? kthx
YES! LET'S DO IT!
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Bloody Hell, You have yourself One Obsessed Brody Fan...
Good luck with helping her with her overaries....
No thanks! D:
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I'm not taking a dig at you but why is it then we started talking we never stopped, but now we hardly message? Xoxoxoxo
Because now I don't feel like talking maybe?
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you never talk to me anymore ;-;
sorry
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How many leopards can you brawl with at once?
Tried to think of a good answer to this, but honesty, no more than two.
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My ovaries are quivering and I need to breed! Sort me out plzz
Gross!
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Ever since I was young I've been in love with you. Will you love me back if I sing you a rap song about it?
You have to be messing with me xD
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will pay $1000 to s*ck your dck
Fukin' Deal! :') :') throw in a pack of tick tacks and a latte though, soy milk, double shot please. No sugar.
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please stop ignoring me, i love you
What? Why do you love me?
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plz talk to me im so lonely
When I feel lonely, I like to look at the stars
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Are you dating anyone?
It's complicated
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If you're still single, change your fcking relationship status instead of being married to some bimbo!! D:
Woh, chill
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will you marry me instead? too afraid to ask in person :(
I DO! :') But my wife won't sign the divorce papers, I'm sorry :(
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you never talk, unless its some big titted girl :(
I'm only human, I'm only human, Don't put the blame on meeee
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why wont u talk to me anymore ;-;
I can't please everyone
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Who are you dating?
It's a secret
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Serious question, have you ever considered fcking a zebra?
woh, chill
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What do you think about the most ?
Collecting Skylanders
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We're doing it then! I'm on my way to your place!
woh, chill
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Are you completely straight or flexible/bi/pan?
_________
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We use to talk all the time and now you don't reply what happened?
Sometimes, I don't feel like talking to people
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where high? what?? :')
woh, chill
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Are you actually married?
woh, chill
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I wasn't in invited to the wedding ??
woh, chill
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THERES A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woh chill
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why are you dating a girl from Queensland?
woh chill
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did Aidan set you guys up?
wut
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Want to fill me in on the story where she was passed out and you where high?
Sorry?
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Please dye your hair blonde
I've actually always wanted to