Chimango Mpukusa
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muli ndi blackberry koma simunagwilebe?
Wats the connection? Huh?????
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Iphone, blackbery, samsung galaxy . Wat can u chuz?
Blackberry all the way...
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Gunners are u wining 2day?
Absolutely.... We are!!
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kamwana!!!i knw u miss m,ryt?
tha only thng I mss is tha blck card..lol...j/k....I guec I do bt am too sturbon to admit it...hahahaha! Wen am I gettin my blck card?
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ayi kuti anthu amsintha as they grow ndinawonera pa iwe...u were ka this munthu kenakake ku aboyi pa dzanapaja...pano all grown up chasing skates and all....talking of skates, unagwira kodi?
Am stil the same dude only that I got my swag elevated up...nuh, am single and unavailable.
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Whats the ur facebuk pasword
michelle
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hv heard dat sukugwila coz brackberry nd mahop ako,ukut bwa?
No I ddnt hear it... Ndekuti ndinagwila kale if I hav it...
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wat do u love more your blackberry or yourself?
None.
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Who z ur best friend, if u hav mo dan 1 mention em!
haha...I got lots, malo sakwana...haha
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wat kud u do if u wea Wenger?
I wud buy me a bughatti..
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Wud u have a 1 night stand
ehem...that's a hard 1..lol
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Are u an upfront person?
Yah, I am..
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u thnk ronaldo is better than messi?
that's a fact...ronaldo is tha bst!
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How is ur relationship with ur family
close...closer than u think.
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Is true u dnt like taking pics? Xpecialy ur fac
Where dd u get that 4rm?..lol. Nowadays papparazzi is evrywhere, jus being careful..
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saw u wth ur ex smtym bak mumatani?
we're stil frends...
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Whats ur bst *ex position
Neva had *ex b4, so I dnt kno... Wats urs?
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how z v axse.heard u guys r getn cloz tsiku lililonse
Amakunamiza amene amakuuzayo. U got ur facts wrong.
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What if justin Bieber had acrush on u
Am straight!!!
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I hear that Ndauka guy has made u clever? True?
I kno hu u are, u myt as wel shw ur info.. its the otha way round...college hasn't changed me...& neitha hav I learnt anythn xcept the xul stuff.
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How duz spankin grace's as* feel?
??????? FREAK!!
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Is it true that you have short phobia?
No I dnt...false
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what kynda person r u? Hw can u jst receive my pizza without sayin thanx u?lol
I was gonna cal and yell at u...I only got the medium one & it had only 2 slices...the topping wz gud..lol. It wz sushi I thnk..haha! Where are my otha slices?
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Wat would u do if aguy is hiting on u
Kaya I dnt kno, nothin I guec...Am straight! Am hetero*exual.
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Do you like going to the toilet?
Who doesn't...everybdy daz
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Am aGuy and i think i hav acrush on u
?????????? Am straight!!!
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If ur friend ws cheating on ths hot chic wud u reveal?
I dnt get my nose in anybdy's business...am all abt my bussiness.
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Would u have agayfriend
Y not...am nt a stereotype.
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Would u kiss Guy
Hell No! Hell to the No...even for a million bucks!
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How many galz have u kissd ths yr
that's private...
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Y r u so afraid of gaining weight?
Where dd u get that 4rm?..lol
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Ur sis has a crush on me.what shud i do?
Keep dreaming.
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Ur 1 nd only lvn aunt...d@s who
I love you<3<3..kwambiri
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U putn me in da group of evry1?u axd 4my name.i wnt tel u.fgr it owt
Hw am I gonna know wen u won't tel me ur name...
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How true z t tht ure with a cougar?
Watchu thnk? Nuh.
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Do u like being a winner.?if so then y do u stil suport arsenal?
Lyf aint always abt winnin... I love arsenal!
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Umakonda kundipewpha dolla chifukwa
I've neva asked any1 4 a dollar bt only kwacha...and only 4rm my fam.
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Z t true kuti u wtch p*rn erynyt
I used to bt then I wtched it so much that I started laughin instead of havin a boner. Nde ndinasiya.
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Z it tru u love me
I luv almost evry1 I kno. Wats ur name? it myt b true..
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How does t fil like kunamuza zako kuti upita kwawo en @ end of e day u dont turn up ??!
Dude am comin..,danyamuka kale.
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Do u like being a winner.?if so then y do u stil suport arsenal?
Lyf is nt always abt winning..
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wat wud u do utamva kuti ndagwila sistez yako?*joefc*
Chimutu chako...ndikhoza kukuchapa ndikukuyanika pachingwe..hahahhahaha
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Wt wud u do if u found out that ur younger sister z dating a sugar daddie?
That wudnt hppen..
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u stil hav filing 4 ur x
I got feelings 4 evrybdy...normal feelings.
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Would u date ur friends ex?
Hell to the No. Neva.
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iz it true d@ u slp naked?
Hahahaha..pervet
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Suhopela omega? U serious? Akuonatu ndr ukukhwatchisa zako!
No I dnt...ndikhwatchitsanso bwnji..we jus frends
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How does t fill ku hopela omega uko?
Sindimamuhopela.. We're jus friends, nothin more.
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Unagwirako bele la grace? Coz i jys did! T-
That's too personal..dnt u thnk.
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did you lose your virginity to grace?
Am a virgin. Hell to the no.
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Is it true you and grace hd *ex?
Am a virgin. And no, itz nt true.
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Umahopela Chikondi eti?
Simesa I oredy ans'd ths que...
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Ur x grace grant says she stil loves u and wants u bak. Wat do u say?
I say nothing.
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Can u give me ur sistaz cellnumber
Go get it urself..
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How cute z ur sister?
I dnt kno, jus ask her.
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Do u have a thng for chikondi kapote?
We jus friends. She's 1 of my gud friends...the kinda hu cn bail me out of jail..lol.hahahaha
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wts yo best friendz nem?
got more than 2 best friends so I dnt kno hu u talkin abt.
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huz khino t u?
A friend...I cud've said a bst frend koma anandikaniza ndlama..lol. (I hope u seeing ths).lol
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Ya i knw--- deliberately! R u gonna ans me?
Hahahaha...it'll dpend
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eti unali opusa uli ku secondary?
I wz a prefect, kupha nkhuku zaziphunzitsi, I got suspended 1ce, I guec u cn cal that kupusa.
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do you miss your ex at times?
Sh wz 1 of my gud friends so I guec yah...I miss ha bt not in a romantic way.
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So umahopela azimayi??
Ndimahopela mzimayi not azimayi.
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Ma hope ako ndani? I want a name, else i wil jus conclude!
Not any1 I kno of, got none on my mind, am doin me. Bt i got a thng 4 Michelle Obama.
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Shud i name her??
Dnt mention her, the ans is no I ddnt.
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Z t true dat u kissed her?
I dnt kno watchu talkin abt...#clueless
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you got the experience, how does it feel to be ugly?
It must be gud cuz no gal has eva turned me down...bt ur g/f myt kno hw.
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do you have a big head?
it has to b, u cnt hav ths much swag wit a small head..so I guec yah...
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ever had a crush on alexis jordan?
Nuh, she's jus not all that..
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What's the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you?
I tripped once on the steps infront of my "4th year" crush.. :$