Qoohme

I heard you have bigger nipples than a salami slice

Oh yeah

Do you have salami nips?

Can't say I do

Your going too ;)

Am I now?

Would you do an*** *ex ;) or do you just like it in the box

Oh lord... I've never done an***

Cuddle buddies just cuddle and spoon hun

Aw yeah

I'm so ***** come here babe hehe

You've got a hand

When you find out who's asking these ****ed up questions I don't know if your going to laugh or hate me

Guess we will have to find out

Would you rather stick a toothpick in between your toe and toenail and kick a wall as hard as you could, or bite a nail file with your front teeth and yank it out.

Can I watch you do both first?

would you rather be stuck in a giant bubble, and be able to wactch everybody but not able to communicate, and they cant see you, or: stuck in a bubble with a skunk but able to talk to people....

Be able to watch everyone

Would you rather drink a litre of *** or a glass of period blood?

Why ask me that question as I'm eating lunch?

Would you rather step on a newborn's head as he sleeps or drop a baby out of your window while driving on the highway?

Omg... Neither! Can I drop you out of my window while driving on the highway?

Would you rather have *ex with me or die an agonizing, hours-long death?

It worries me that you're comparing your *ex to death :/

Would you rather watch your parents having *ex 1,000 times, or join in once?

I would prefer to burn my eyes with hydrachloric acid then do either

We should be cuddles buddies babe

And what does a cuddle buddy do exactly?

I have feelings for you. :(

Who are you?

You allready no me you just need to think

Thinking has never been my strong point

Can we become cuddle buddies

Tell me who you are and Ill think about it

I have a small d I c k lets get to it ;)

Why would you tell people you have a small d i c k?

Hottie

Aw thanks

Are you a light because you are bright

Like a lightbulb

This might not be kfc but ill snack on your box

Sure go for it

I have a dubble bed interested ?

No thanks I've got a king bed

Are you a parking ticket babe
Coz you are fine

Any more cheesy lines?

Zuj

What?

Do you call guys by there number plates
"Drift8"

Not always

Keen for abit of shark week ?

Hell no

Would you **** tony

Nope

I want you

Cool story

Why babe

Why what?

Oh Caitlin I want you to call me by my number plate

What are they babe?

Let's have a F. U . C . K

Let's not

It's big. Do you think you can take it

Another guy who talks himself up

LOL !

Haha?

Wanna s*ck on my shalong

Yeah sure get it out

Yeah nice glitter looks like it just came from the Mardi Gra

Thanks :)

I just seen your car at bp greens road, the windows are smashed though

Oh yeah?

I want you on my paenis bouncing ip and down screaming my name

Oh really now?

Do you get chris cairns too blow a load on your face so you can get your shine on just like wilby
Maybe ill add a compliment caitlin every time i see you your glowing

Oh my god hahaha... NO! And thanks?

Can i push you in front of a truck ?

Sure go for it

Your excused hehe

Aw thanks

Can you fondle my balls and s*ck my paenis

Yeah sure

s*ck me beautiful

Um excuse me?

Throughts on Dean Russo

Don't know him to comment

You were my everything and then you just stoped

What do you mean?

I nick names Jordan's zipper the hulk cos only the hulk can hold that ginormous **** and juvey balls

You have serious issues

Hahsha your gonna laugh when you relise who this is

I already know

JordAn can windmill his **** so hard it sounds like a helicopter

Good for him

You don't have *ex with Jordan he destroys your an**

You're a screwed up human

Jordan's ****s so big you don't need lube because the amount of tears you will have can just use them

Omg what is wrong with you?

Because I'm jelouse your playing with his **** and I'm not

Wtf? Go for your life I'm not playing with ****

Have you ever seen the movies snakes on a plane yes well that movies directed of Jordan's p**** but it was originally named snakes in Jordan's pants

Cool

They don't call Jordan anaconda p**** for nothing

Why are you so obsessed with his ****?

Jordan has a massive p****

Okay?

I want to use my balls to blush your cheeks

Freak

I know some one that is in love with u

Oh really and who's that?

You know your not going to get *ex from jordan his **** me down twice already. His a frigate

Um we are just friends?

Why do you hang around with that guy jordan

Why not?

Yeah?

When we catching up next

Who are you?

Can I enter your backdoor hole? Lube it up and get the oil

Ah what?

#d4dayzzzz

**** oath mate

You've changed

In what way?

I allwAys wanted to smash your ***** give you a hard thrashing

Oh have you now?

Hi

Hey?

Lube your vag and I will come over and pound you

HAHAHA! Broken or?

Get on it ;)

And what am I getting on exactly?

Larissamarie

What up g?

My nigga my nigga my mother ****ing nigga

I said that im a ride for my mother ****ing niggas

Are you and miss Russell munching each other's rugs?

HAHAHAHAHA!! Why would you ask that? Nah mate.

I'm scared it will start drama if I message you.
But if you promise it won't. Then I will :)

Just do it :) I promise

What do you see in Chris cairns? You guys hang out a lot!!

He is one of my best friends and one of the very few people I trust.

I asked first

Depends

Your pretty cute <3

Wouldnt mind getting to know you more if you replied

Aw thanks but I'm really not.

So..

So?

Do you love giving head

Do you?

I hate that you think I'm upset with you.
It was a massive misunderstanding and now you think I hate you.
I used to love our chats at night time events. And now you won't even acknowledge that I'm there.
This makes me sad. :(

Who are you? Message me?

so i was reading something on your faccbook feed, and found a few things to ravish in laughter from

Oh yeah and wanna enlighten me as to what these things are?

Da faq is the point of this? lol

Haha just something silly

U wanna get to know me ? N maybe go for dinner

Who are you?

I'm afraid there's no point me saying that sorry love

Okay honey

You must message a lot of females boyfriends if you have to ask who I am.

What are you 12? I'm sure your boyfriend has a voice and can speak for himself? And the fact you have to message me on this proves how immature you are.

I think your absolutely beautiful i wish I stood a chance with you :0

Who are you?

Do you enjoy going out of your way to message my boyfriend. **** off...

And you are? Lol

Would happily go down and destroy you. Multiple times..... in a row!

Hahaha... Thanks?

Yeah her she's pretty banging

I know right!