CalebAsaris
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marry me
No I'm not ready for that kind of commitment
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thoughts on asian girls?
That's such a ****in weird question wtf
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Hey he could be! That's why I believed him. I'm not an idiot!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeefff
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Someone thought you were actually a Calvin Klein model what a ****ing idiot AHAHHAHAHAH
Honestly I'm offended that you don't think I am, heartbreaking stuff
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kill **** marry
eggshell, b*mble bee or king Henry the fourth part ones with
not even any decent option
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Saw you with Jessica Pinneri last week ooooo what's going on there
I was buying a backpack get off it
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wish we could talk normally
How does one talk abnormally?
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The greatest moment in your life ?
Port Fairy 2013
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Wait are you actually a Calvin Klein model?
Yes
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I like marc Sayers' hair it's cool you should get it
I think not
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Are you doing deb with another school as your not with pegs?
Maybe baby
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your a Calvin Klein model
I am Caleb
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I wish we were close
close as M&Ms in a bowl man, nah chuck us an inbox
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Heard you want hair like marc. Prag
Nobody wants ya hair Marc
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You into the arctic monkeys?
Haha what the ****. as I read this one of their songs came on, and yeah pretty shattered I didn't get tickets to their concert
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Why do you have no friends at school?
Zero matessssss
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caseys a **** yah?
Casey's a sick *****, doing what she wants to do
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what type music are you into
Legit anything that isnt techno/bangers/house/EDM or whatever the **** we're calling it this week
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Would u say you were arrogant?
I feel a negative connotation so no, because I'm the best and I ****in slay
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Do you like to belittle people?
Yeah let's roll with it
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*sniff* whadiyatalkinabeet
You ****in druggo
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wheres a good place to hide a dead body?
Aren't ya mean to like dig a hole 8 foot deep, fill it up so its just a 4 foot hole and then put a dead animal in there and fill it all the way back up so if the coppas come they'll dig and just think its a false alarm dog or something
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whoa so much hostility towards maddy chill bro
#madsunsanisagimp make it trend
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"What if I told you, you don't have to comment ok everything Maddy does on insta or Facebook?" probs not blair hey
Don't really care if its Blair or not, fact of the matter is; Maddy is a gimp
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Only person ever to be stung by a wasp while pissing fml
Hahaa Trig the ****in idiot
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i thought that you were smart, i was wrong
Dumb lyf
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If I was Blair I'd be so angry, you constantly flirt with her.
I definitely don't flirt with Maddy...
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What if I told you, you don't have to comment ok everything Maddy does on insta or Facebook?
But then how am i supposed to remind her that she's a f*****?
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Lol don't think Blair's okay with it check his qoohme.
Yeah dunno where that one came from but orite
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funniest kids at pegs?
They're all a good laugh
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wow many happiness 2 da world :)))
yeah stop now
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I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT- jess :))
please stop
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I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
-jess
She doesn't even go here
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why is there so much negativity why cant everyone just not give a **** like the rest of thne world :)) -jess
Jess ur a gimp
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caleb u lyk p**** shaped objects going into your mouth :)) -jess
pretty sure you like any shaped object in your mouth you ****ing vampire ****
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Marc always said he didn't like Maddy anymore then friends from the beginning either, why does she go for all his friends she's ****ed, get out of his life you crazy hoe.
ahahaha ****in hell, wayyyy too far, no need for that thanks. and Maddy isnt 'going' for me
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noooooo maddy stop asking questions about yourself to caleb
woah the hostility, just chill friends
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stop saying **** and making it seem like blair you ****ing loser whoevers asking these questions. he doesnt give a **** about maddy you tosser. and caleb doesnt like her in that way anyone ****KKKKKK
ay relax, i know it's not Blair, and i know he's moved on, hence why it isn't weird that Maddy is my mate, coz im pretty sure her and Blair are mates now too
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But he didn't like Marc talking to her, he won't be happy with you.
I already made it clear to him that i don't, nor will i ever think of her that way, she's just a mate
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heard what maddy did to jess p that is so mean
Dope as, it has been settled so relax
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That's weird you are Blair's friend, she's his ex?
nah not really weird
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Best hair in your physics class?
Not Marc the Mop
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R u a man *****
dunno what the last word is but im gonna say yes
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Who do u wanna get or would get with from pegs bro
Dunno, not really gonna make it my mission to get with anyone, not really stressed about it
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Didn't Maddy ask you to do it?
She did
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how are the year 12s??
Pretty chill
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Are you doing to ave/lowther deb
Dunno man
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gay that you miss out on deb, its going to be gr8 and you seem like the type of guy who would want to do it
Nah man, i'm gonna be at Port Fairy which is ever gr8r
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i like p**** :))) same as u
I definitely dont like p****...
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are you doing pegs deb?
Nah, didnt get asked, and i wouldnt have been able to make it anyways
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Ever gotten drunk in a park? With people?
Many times
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flog maddyrosee
Look Madsunsan, you're a gimp
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hows pegs going friendwise
Yeah its goin alright
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Who do u dislike atm or is annoying you
There's a few people I dislike, nobody's really annoying me...
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Hearing there's lots of drama at pegs at the moment
Mate there's ****in drama everywhere right now, not just pegs
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U sure u havnt gotten with any pegs girls
Oh wait, none at the IC, forgot bout the whole 'campuses everywhere' ****
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do u dislike anyone
Of course I do
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Reply to my text you Gaylord
What? Who is this
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Who have u gotten with from pegs
Honest
Nobody yet
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Hottest pegs girls
Nah just give me names and I'll say yes or no, don't wanna exclude
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**** ur pegs aircons gimp
Love them
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prettiest girl in your year at pegs?
Haven't decided yet
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Who would u get with that u have already gotten with again that was hot be honest
Idk a few probably
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you got **** from a girlllllll
I did get cash from a girl how'd you know
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Break dance king
Dance battle let's go
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Who's the biggest sick **** in physics...
Not Marc
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Buckley is the greatest school
Nah
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Heard you're missing jay pinz and her biting
No I'm celebrating the absense of it
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hottest at pegs?
Nobody's hot here, there's air con's, its a miracle
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whats more fun, skiing or snow boarding? im going on a snow holiday and i just wanna know cause ive never tried either
If you're going for long enough, do both because they're both pretty good, and you can decide from there, they dont take long to pick up but i personally prefer snowboarding
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i need some ****ing calcium ****
drink some milk idk
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dey be some thirsty hoes on your qooh me
need a beverage
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my mum told me that when my weiner gets all tingly and hard, its because it knows theres a friend near by so it points to them. She says that in the morning it points up because jesus is my friend. Is this true??
yeah 100%
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how many dylan arora's do you think you could fight at once?
can't even take 1
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ever looked at a black person and thought, '**** i wanna murder that **** for being ethnically different to me'?
no, cant say i have
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Prettiest girls you know/talk to?
nah
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a girl tried to milk me the other day im thinking about calling the cops what do i do
Well did you give her the milk??
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all you gotta do is find yourself a few cheap ****s at pegs and have spitty. everyone knows that pegs ****s love them a good spitty
Nah i'm good
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would you rather sit on a **** and eat cake, or sit on a cake and eat ****?
wtf
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كس الاعشاب المال نقاش حقيقي زنجي
PMW
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thoughts on your mate luke butera?
f*****
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ay i fkn accidently cut me **** off will i be right if i just glue the **** back on ill give you a goon bag if you help me
sounds like a fair deal
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THIS IS THE NICEST SODA MACHINE ANYONES EVER TAKEN ME TO
I swear thats from a movie