Mark Verster
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Mark!! Wat is geel ...nat... En hang aan n lyn....????
Hahahah.. ^o^)) ooooh my shi* on a stick! ( -_-) I have no idea?
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Mark this is not a test cuz I know u hate that sh*t but if u could be any animal on land mix with a sea animal what would u be and what would u eat
LoL, ^_^ I\'d be a sloth mixed with a sea tuRtle.. But the one from finding nemo.. You can\'t deny it! That thing was high as a kite.. ^_^))
I suppose I\'d eat some chocolate starfishes.. ( \'_\')
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I is 4 missing and loving you!ps die (ex)mal ding van RCA..... U knw who I am ........... :p
Hahhahaah!! Meh love ya toooO! ^_^ miss juw mur baie hoor!
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Who is your best friend?
Well, will you be my best friends? ^_^ ill buy beer? *da dum tsss*
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Who's your crush be onest don't be tripping over those big feetÆ Í¡Ì´Ì´.Ì®Æ Í¡Ì´Ì´Ì´
Mary Jane ♥♥♥ (˘̯˘ )/¯ beee_atches be tripping
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Hello There Terddd ... So like larrrkkk your beloved diaper hoe Came to speard some lovee on this ᶠᶸᶜáµá¶¤á¶° **** of a wall :') Eat Lots of spacerishh cookies for all those ******s who won't get to eat one :o Love you gang , You prostituteee :V x
Omg,, :| sometimes I hate this qoohme shi*.. I was sending yewh a reply and then, BAMM raped me and didn\'t wanna send it.. Gay right? Well let\'s try again..
Ittts mah daiper giRl! ;) hope yewh been potty trained? So I can upgrade your name to potty girl? Or is it still daiper girl?? ^_^ aaanyhow,, long yewh gang long time hoeee.. And yewh gotta stay foRking amaazing kay?? Whoooo<3
˙˙ʍǝıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ ɹǝqɯɯǝɹ \'osןɐ
¡¿bnɟɐp ^‾^ ˙˙ɹǝ,69 ɐ ɟo ǝɯ spuıɯǝɹ sıɥʇ ʍoɥǝɯos \'ɐɥɐɥ
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Who's your best friends? ;;) start with Connor "MotherFu_cking" Long;)
( Fu_ck)) <-- this is the face use when I... LoL, oh wait, I don\\\'t really use it.. $_$ I\\\'m gonna start using it now only..
rn
rnWell..
rnConnor \\\"s*ckingHoboDi_cksFor\\\" Long.. ^_^
rnAlso loves donkey dong
rnTarzan is pretty amazing I have to admit it.. Swinging from branches 2 branches not giving a shi*.. LoL.. What\\\'s better than that?
rn
rn^_^
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Well I guess that I was one big fuc_king joke...
Meaning?? What went wrong lolws
-_-)) love\'s for sissie\'s! Hahahah.. Well guess I can say shi* just didn\'t work out? ^_^
You won\'t see my Bit**ing about the past no more.. Lol.. =[ ^o^ ]=
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HeLOwZ MaЯk hehe wat sal jy se is die beste pickup line wat al vir jou gewerk het ᵔ.ᵔ
=D if you were a tree, and I were a squirrel. I\'d store my nuts in you!! ^_~))
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Hey u! Must say you give AMAZING se*!!!
Thanks.. You were amazing yourself.. My back is still broken!! /: ^_^
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Captain Awesome I have a Q what was you're last Relationship like plz describe in 10 words
Well I guess that I was one big fuc_king joke...
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Do u usialy lube ur inlarger?? =)
Lol, I used to, but seeing that lube is pretty expensive, I bite my pillow seeing that I have to put it in dry.. -_-
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Eloo...now this is serious
What type of car would u be if u were a transformer B-)
Haha! I\'d like to be an uno tuRbo.. When I transform, bit_ches be tripping! >_<
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I forgot what was I gonna ask you but do u like fried cheese bish answer wisely :|
Hmmm. I like cold cheese and melted water.. (^_^ ) ErmahgeRd!
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Hey this is random again dude I hear u. Are a graffity artist would like to meet up
Send me a message.. I\'m convinced u have my detail?
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So I hear u are a graffity artist is that true from random
Must be lies.. U will receive random fries and rice with all of those lies
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Hello my name is Random
And I'm fun outgoing and like to get to know u better
Good day, random. You will receive a paper towel in the next 2 weeks in appreciation of sending me message.. ^_^
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Hello my amazing hubby. :D love yewhh lots. ^^ xxx
Ahwww, I love yewh tooo mah dearly beloved wifEy.. <3 * Xx
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Lets have a magazine party
Hmmmm, sounds fun? I gueSs?
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Hello. I like you too!
LoL, this has been send 126 days ago.. Aaaaand I only reply now.. That means I must like you too? LoL.. ^_^
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Hello Dear
My name is Blessing
i am a young lady with a kind of open heart,
I enjoy my life,but life can't be complete if you don't have a person to share it with.
so reply me with my mail [email protected]
Hoping To Hear From You
Yours Blessing
blessinglove
LoL, Bit** please..
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Why did n scream so much when we had se*
Wishful thinking..
( O_o))
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Do you wana come work in teazers wif me? :P its fun..
We get to tease ppl.. Lmao!
Is that a yes or no??
And after that we can go watch some lions at the zoO!! :D
:D thiiiis sounds awesome! Think we should get our job description foRms handed it so we can stArt with our j0b already! DIGGING YOUR IDEAS!
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Seriously dude u think u so cool I know u not u f**!!
Why even do the effort thEn to send me a message? LoL
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Do you have more sublings?? Name's please??
Random.. Don't know why anyone would aSk this anonymously? Have a awesome lil bro, Nico!
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Do you like games??????
Well. It depEnds on what kind of gAmes y0ur talking about.
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Haha hmmmm don't u like it how they. *** out the swear words. So f*** you mark. You such a f***ing as*hole u betta watch urself Bit** ill put a f***ing knife in your foot mother f***er. Hahaha from ty :p
Mofo Mark will put a kNife in your f0ot then you tRy lauGh about that!
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ELoOzZ vReemDelinG :P waneEr pWt oZ wea???
It all depends on who you are. But message me and ill see how I feel. Never know? Maybe your
one of the lucky ones then ill reply! Wh0oop
d:)-/-<):
*Turn you phone to the riGht*
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Who do like?
Ehhhh! Error there..
I like jack.
You know...
Jack & Jill that went up the hill.
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Hahaha. Hko is j soo gay???????????
Takes a gay to notice a gay. Send me a message on bbm
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Hey markkkkiiiiiiii!!!!!* chella hierso!!!! Hehe# mis j my al darm sooo biQ????*
Dink nie eka kan jou 0oit misS nie.. #raiSed eyEbRow..
Ag eka j0ke sommer mar ja dankie ek hou van baKEd jelly-beAns.
(o_O//]
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Heyy mah fluffy:P..*wana say ii wuv uuu sOooooOooO much..*miss talkiing tO uu..*hehehehehehe ..uu know what ii hate .."Clowns" omw!!! Hahaa randOm..*iimma silly kiiddO ghhhhh..*
SquiSHy!! :D its yeWhhh.. I miss 0ur convO's aSwell! :( think we should makE a plAn *huuuuG*
Hooow can yewh be scarED of cloWns? :| thEy are fluffy and totally eat-able,, all it nEeds is some lettuce, tomato'S and sweEt maYo sauCe!! :D
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Hey Hey MaRkii...* Gaan seker goed neh? Kom kuier bietjie by my wanneer jy nie besig is nie..!! Sal weer vir jou pizza gee om te eet.. !! (En jy kan weer op my mat doeks) ..haha.. AnywaY geniet jou daggie!!* Soet wees neh..!!
Hahahah.. :þ pizza. Nice! Sounds like an idea.
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Guess what!!!!!!?? You are sooooo cute!!!
Do you like cheeSe spreAd?
Hmmm, cheese spread on crackerS! Severed with a glas* of cold milo. Niiiice!
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Do you like me? Hehehe :P
Ahhhhww! So muCh! Your so adorable.
>_<
>-You asked me anonymously-<
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Lol, Other than being a self serving wacker wats ur other specialty?
Cheeseburgerpie! I like double rainbows
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SRC is the?
Silly_Rascal_Club...]
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So if you were on a boat in the middle of the ocean with ur best friend, u guys r busy drowning what would u throw out of the boat??
Well, I am buSy droWning, which means we are already underwater right? So how can I throw anything out?
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Monique is and aint?
Dear anonymous.
To be honest this doEsn't sound like a question?
You lost me...
(-_-)
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Besides Connor B) who is your bestest friend?
Beef gravy and potato slices would be a new thing to tRy?
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Who are you currently dating?
Syshjxdgh9422278_wesgyeBs128466280mzxyexhswypqoyE/;-_)hskowey162)::)
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If u were in the car With me Would u stare at cows?
CoWs! I like beefburgerS with alien brainS..
[>_< ]
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Hey markiiii wi ju mysi
Have you ever watChed 'American wild life - Creatures within our stomachs' (^_^ )
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Who are you dating currently?
No body at the moment. But I like fireflies (:
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Who is your best friend
Steven. My alter ego. O_o//
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Are you proud of yourself ... Of what you have done so far with your life ?
Not living the life I'd want to live but I can't change what I've done so far. Yeah I'm proud in a way. =)
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Why dra jy brile?
Sodat ek beter kan ruik my kind :/
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Why do u like breaking hearts...
It reminds me of coco pops
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Ever been butt ****ed by a ragin baboon named ted ;;) did he graple your ashole, while s*cking ur ****?
Not yet but I can't wait! =D have it happened to y0u?
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whos your best friend?
I have a lot of good friends. (: would you like to be one of them?
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Have u eva peeled a monkey
OMFG! •Embarrassed• So sorry for the latE replY!! Hahahah!! Well, what do y0u mean by thAt!?? (:
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If you were a tomato do u wana b squished??
Oh hell no! I d0n\'t want my red stuff spilled all 0ver the fl0or y0u kn0w..(x__.X).. But if you wheRe a oreo co0kie, I would totally munCh y0ur as*!
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Wane laas ht j van lolly gehoor?,,k sien ha nooit me ni damit ,,laas was 2 k sam j byi kerk was
Het haar vandag gesiEn.. Kom na die kofie shop toe.. (: sys altyd daar
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Wuu2? :)
Suppose to do my homewoRk.. Got a lot of woRk.. Hahah,, but now I'm stArving,
Make me a sandwich..
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Wats ur name
Raaaandom.. I must be captAin awesome.. LoL,, some peoplE just call me MaRk..
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Do you think I am pritty
Yeah sure, why not... ^__^ prettieSt creature walking the face of the eArth.. Now go admire yourself some more..
(Just between me and you,, y0u asked me anonymously so I don't know who you are)
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Well if you haven't lost your virginity please explain how you could have a child??
Adoption is big in South Africa.. But my baby is a fluffy monkEy teddy bear which I got from my adorable gf (:
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So your a guy ? Uhm I'm guessing you've lost your virginity??
Obviously I'm a guy (^_^)
rnAnd no, you gueSsinG s*cks. Hahah. •gives you a thumbz up•
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Rumors spreading and saying that you have a baby. If its so, what's his/her name?
Uhmm,, okay?!! Well I don't know where you heard it but yes. Its the truth, her name is •Alexandria Lang• .(^__^).
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Eks 1 van juw famielie people haha buta j weti wi ek isi ma duh eks di mooi 1 ini famielie neh! Ek hoor j kom vark fees ma asb tog net muni op als skryf SENT ni!!! (ek sien j ht kla)
=P Dink rerag baie van jouself neh?
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Are you as awesome as say, vanilla choc chip muffins?
Hi anonymous. That's a good question. I'm impressed but honestly, I'm cooler because I have created Vanilla Choc Chip muffins..
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Captain awesome how does it feel being quote "soooooo awesome" ?
Well its actually fantastic.. A lot of people ask that but personally its like I ask u h0w does it feel to be •add your name here•. Its not really something you can tell.. But I'm awesome so u can ask me anything.. (:
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
Good one but honestly I don't care what people have t0o say about me.. (^__^)
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
Creative Funny Naughty =P
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Who are you dating currently
Monique Lang <3