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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
Weirdness Incoming ?
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What do you need to get off your chest right now?
Man United need to sell like half their squad ?
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What would you do if you had no fear ?
I'd like do parkour on tall buildings ?
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What are you bad at ?
Learning the lyrics to songs ?
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Pique or Ramos
You're joking ? Ramos is the best ?
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European Portuguese or Brazilian Portuguese?
Obviously I'm going to say European Portuguese because that's what I am ? What is this question for???
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What is in your pocket right now?
I'm not wearing pants
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Wana fight in a cage with me with Lub cream all over the floor?
That's a very inticing offer but unfortunately I'm gonna have to refuse ? I'm sure you'll find someone else though
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What little thing pisses you off greatly?
Unnecessary disrespect that's uncalled or has no solid reasoning or motive. If we all treat each other nicer things work out much better ?
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Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
Originate from Portugal but would love to go to USA or Spain again
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
Lol ? 0.00
Absolute fckall
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You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Dedicate a good portion of it to a huge mansion party with strippers and fireworks and such ? So basically throw thee most epic jol ever ?
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Are you going to get gold in your hair again??? ?
Don't plan on getting it anytime soon so sorry ? but maybe in the future
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$exiest person you know?
Myself...
Kidding ?
Gotta be Harambe
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What was the best decision of your life?
Supporting Real Madrid
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Brunettes or blondes?
Brown eyes or blue eyes?
Looks or personality?
English or afrikaans girls?
OK so this list I'd say both for everything ? but since you probably want me to choose one each...
• Brunettes
• Brown
• Everyone will say looks but personality is good too ? stuck on this one
• My Afrikaans s*cks but I try ? English
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What will your child's name be ?
Carlos Junior
...
Kidding
I know but I won't say yet ?
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
Supporting Liverpool ?
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Happy Llama, sad Llama, mentally disturbed Llama, super Llama, drama Llama, big fat mamma Llama. ?
That's a lot of Llamas ?
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I really like you.. but I don't know how to tell you
Guide to bagging the prize that is Carlos:
1. Slide into his DMs
2. Be straight out confident and tell him
3. Organise a date at KFC ?
THE END
PS: Compliments go a long way but are optional ?
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Carlosssss! ❤️✨? kaayallll
Sup Kayla ??
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Girls with piercings?
Everything other than earrings become a bit much. I like appreciate how a face looks without nose rings and lip rings etc. ?
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Girls who smoke?
Not reeeeeeeeeeally attractive if they smoke but I've let it slide before ?
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You smart, you loyal, I appreciate you.
All that and more the same to you Tatum ??
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How old are you
Though I often get told I don't look my age I'm actually only 18 ?
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smart girl or strong girl
Ideally both but smarts over everything else anyday ??
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straight or curly hair
Doesn't really bother me either way, but I guess curly looks kind of cool. That curly where you just come out the pool or whatever ?
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blue eyes or brown eyes
Green eyes ? but brown eyes always win mate ??
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blonde or brunette
Brunette everyday of the week ??
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Are you single ?
Depends who's asking ? Otherwise yes
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You look like a f*ckboy
I look like many things but that is not one of them ? next time try "pro footballer" or something ?
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What's it like to be you?
Must be pretty kak not being me I'm not gonna lie ? Yoh... Shame.
Kidding. But not kidding ?
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Don't talk to Chandra she's a snake
That's mean
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You should be a psychologist
Does it pay great ?
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I really like him man
What are you waiting for?
DO IT ?
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I've fallen for my best friend.
I'm aware of this yes ?
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I have this absolutely rediculous crush on my best friend, what should I do? I am the girl btw
Just go for it. If you're truly besties then even if the desired outcome doesn't happen at least this bestie should still accept you as a bestie for telling the truth ?
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What does it mean when your guy best friend starts being very more touchy than usual? Does he like me or is he just a bit more comfortable?
I love how people ask me for advice like this ? I suppose it could be both. Depends how it's being done I suppose. But most likely just opening up to you. Guys will make sure you know if they like you ?
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Apple pen or pineapple pen???
There is but one answer...
PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN ?
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What have you never truly gotten over?
Portugal winning the Euros ??????
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Why are you so good looking? xxx
I dunno I guess it just comes naturally ?? Kidding I dunno ?
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Why are you not a millionaire?
Calma Calma in due time ?
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Why do guys break girls' hearts intentionally?
Can't say I know from personal experience but I dunno. Guess some guys just want different things. I really don't know ?
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STILL waiting for our beach date ?
Helps knowing who's asking ??
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favourite beer???
Black Label there ain't no other beer ?
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What football position do you play?
I rotate around many (because Fives) but I enjoy Left or Right Back ? so let's go with that
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What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
All the wrong things that would feel so right ? I dunno
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Are you single?
Single Pringle yes ⭐
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Slide into my DMs ?
I'm in far too many DMs, but there's always room for more ?
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Does pineapple go on pizza ?
But of course ???
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I miss you when i can't sleep ?
You should miss me more often ?
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Carlos you magnificent beast. A question tho, why does everyone and their mother have Qoohme now? ?
I've had it for a while actually haha ? I just think the whole anonymity is cool and it's interesting to see what people ask. Maybe others feel the same ?
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I see you a lot but I never say how I really feel about you
You are a superstar Carlos xxx
Never change
Thanks so much ? Whomever this is like, wow, thanks ?
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f***** ?Sincerely
Sweet like a lemon ??
Sweet like a lemon manigga ???
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What is your job?
Currently studying MCSD so no job yet fam
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What's the coolest thing you did that no one saw?
Caught my phone before it fell once ☝
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That could actually work ? I'll message you later x
Please do ?
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You're the guy ??
What if we came to a mutual agreement on a time and place ?☝
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What was your first relationship like?
It was aight
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Is your dck forever wet? If not, I'll make sure it is.
Ummm OK ?
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Why aren't you famous?
Yet. Watch this space.
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Fitness tips, bro? You are my guru.
Ummm... Honestly I dunno ? I guess just try to match your bad habits with good exercise and you should be in fairly good shape. I dunno. Why you asking me?
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What do you have no time for?
Haters and people who make fake promises or those who are only with you for their own gain.
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why are you so good looking? my boyfriend is nothing on you x
Thanks haha, appreciate it :) but looks aren't everything ☝
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Finish sentence: I like...
Big butts and I cannot lie?
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I love your name ✨
Thanks haha
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How old will you be in 2030 ?
32... Damn.
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You got a bae or nah?
I do not have a bae
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Shake ya A$$ - watch yoself - shake ya A$$ - show me watcha got
??? really
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on?
Damn what's the limit on characters for this site?
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What does a girl have to do to impress you ?
Just be genuine ✌ and yeah... Don't be a hater.
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Yo. Sick Instagram feed. Remember I'm yo no. 1 fan you got it?
Myyyyy man!!!! (Or woman) DM me I gotta meet this fan ?
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Hmmm on Instagram?
Yeah definitely ?
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Wanna be friends ???
Sure ? DM me
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What do you not feel like doing today?
Gym
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One word to describe your Ex
Unreasonable
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What turns you off ?
Them haters. There's no reason for any of us to hate each other, we can all be friends man.
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
That the haters mean nothing and that I can do what o want to do
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What is your purpose ?
To make sure those around me are content and that we can all enjoy ourselves and our lives ? be happy man
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What does success mean to you?
Being remembered even when you're no longer around. So basically leaving a legacy. Being the example that people follow and aspire to be like.
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Why do you have qooh me?
I have no idea mate. Got it in Grade 9 or something and still found it so hey...
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You're very handsome and $exy x
Thank you anonymous person ?? much appreciated
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What is your idea of living the good life?
Not having to do anything to enjoy life. I suppose you'd need money then. I'm not here to write essays.
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Who you playing for under16 or under19b
Both nigga
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Wilfried
Hahahahahahaha :D Yes hello Kyle a.k.a. Ultimate Manchester United supporter kinder getter
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If you were an animal what would you be
Since yesterday I decided it would be a Llama
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If you could be any food what would you be? :P
A lemon :D
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If could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sushi or Nachos :)
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Y u so nice to me when I hardly kno u
Cuz if you be nice to others they'll be nice in return, then everyone is happy!
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Who do you like??? <3
I like people who like me :) Friends, family, strangers too :)