Ndumiso Maphanga
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are u in a serious relationship?
really now, does Qooh.me still exists?
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howcome you don't drink like your friends do?
we all do things for a certain reason, I have my reasons and I don't owe u or anyone an explaination...
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Ndumiso you are the sweetest guy I know, howcome? I still don't believe you are from Mondlo...
Thanks, I am from Mondlo and dat will neva change...
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Are you aware that your "so called girlfren is cheating on you with my fren"
Lol u wish...
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If you were sleeping between a gay men and a beauiful lady, which side would you turn to? tsotetsi.teboho
lol 1st things 1st I will neva get into da same bed wit a gay guy...not even by mistake...If I happen to be on dat situation well I will vomit on da gay guy and he will leave da bed and I will get busy wit da woman...lmao
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How good is your girlfriend.....in bed?
dats classified info...
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which music do you like most?
Rock Music
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what do u do on weekends?
I go out for movies ngihamba nezipheko futhi...lol
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what is your favourite dish?
tupperware...lmao
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who was your first passenger when you bought your car?
Pumpkin
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what was the biggest highlight of your life?
1st time I graduated from dat Hell university called UJ...lol
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what inspires you every morning?
my achievements!
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which American Actor will you like to take a photo with?
Jason Statham
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what designer label do you like most?
True religion, Pringle and Diesel
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who inspires your dress code?
Jason Statham and Vin Diesel
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Do u eva mic 1 of yo ex-gfz? Nd wts ha name?
no I dont, if I did I would have been wit dem even now...
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where is your Tertiary girlfriend? I have noticed you have a new girlfriend now what happened?
I knew dis question was going to come, well I don't kno where she is and I don't kno wat happened...ppl move on wit deir lives its part of life...I hope dat dis answer makes u feel beta....
I see you also on lingerie..lmao how do you know all this things? you seem updated with almost everything
I am a man hey, I come across dis things...lmao
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Wats yo Idea of a romantic evening?
nice soft music, scented candles, strawberries and cream, melted chocolate and baked coconut mashmaloows...a nice smelling and clean woman on a very *exy lingerie...
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Do u knw u gettng personal nw its not even funny?
lol u r da one getting personal, and to me dat is so funny...
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I take full control in a relationship sooo do I stand a chance?
u don't stand a chance, u can go and control ur bf da one who taught u to be a control freak!!!
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Lol ngeke ngsasho dat uban usile ,mara Ndumiso sekunzima nokundlula la la la kimi ?
lol ukhuluma ngani vele?
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Am a control freak do I stand a chance of being Ndumiso's angel?
lol it depends were do u take control...
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Ndumi y do u enter in other kids life ?lmao
lmao uyangisukela yazi...ubani loyo ocomplainer kuwe?
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Uzobe ukuph ngefestive? Nd cn i b yo festive ssn frnd?
ngizobe ngisekhaya eMondlo... yep u can be my friend...
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NDUMISO NDUMISO Y DID U COME THIS LATE IN MY LIFE ?
lol did I really come into ur life?
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when are getting married?
lol as soon as I feel I am ready for marriage...
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Awungifakela intombi ,noma nami kumele ngenz i draed,ufuna ukuchama wedwa? yeka um0na
lmao ubozifunela nsizwa intombi...
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since we r the same age, can i be ur woman?
Lmao dats it? onke nje amadoda ana-24 la kufb awakho?*dead*
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hw many tymz du u vzt wank colege in a mnth
I dont even kno wank colege wats dat & where is it?
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Do u hav favourite fb friends? who r they
I hv, Magesh, Zizipho, Tino, Sjwi, Njunju, Zeze, NomfundoX3, Thulani, Luckisto, Sli, Gaby, Pumza, Manda,Lungelo, Prince, Musa, Spokes, Priscilla, Thami, Lunga, C'mangele, Zinhle etc... da list is endless
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how many flirts do u hav on Fb?
I don't kno hey...I will count dem and get back 2u...
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do u like fat women?
I don't discriminate hey, I will just take her to da gym...lol
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who is ur favourite actor?
Denzel Washington
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can you date a woman older than u?
yep, so long as she is not going to be my Boss and start telling wat to do...and she must be atleast 2-4years older dan me...
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Ayikho into enhle like planing a family la emhlabeni coz ingane iyabiza. So wena uyifuna at what age ingane n ufuna ezingaki?
I can have my first born anytime from now and I wish I can hv 3kids(2boys and 1girl)
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Ndumiso you are hot hey! how can I get my hands on u?
lol u can just simply take ur hands and put dem on me...simple neh?
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do u ever get serious?
lmao sometimes...
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Hehehe how often do u mas******* tlttl
lol I don't...
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Wud u cut ur dreads?
I haven't thought abwt it yet...maybe wen I reach 30...
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what do you do for a living?
Karate.....lmao
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do you smoke weed or you just a natural retard?
lol...both
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can I be your one nyt stand?
lol yes u can come to my place and I will use u as my TV stand da whole nyt....lmao
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uyawathanda amantombazane?
lol iyiphi indoda engawathandi amacherry ngaphandle kwama-gay... yes ngiyawathanda
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who is ur celebrity crush?
looool, Megan Good and Eva Mendez
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what's your definition of *exyness in a woman?
well its simple...a woman wit lots of confidence and hygiene... must hv cute feet and nice b**ty...*econsa amathe*
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do you mind having a gay friend?
I dont mind so long as he knows where to draw da line...
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do you workout or something?
yes I go to da gym 3times a week...
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what do u wear when u sleep?
I sleep naked...
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Do u hv a frnd by th name of melusi?
I hv 2friends wit da name Melusi....
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ungowesingaki wena kini?
I am da second from da back(6th)
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how many siblings do u have?
six.....1sister and 5brothers
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Whch body parts u lov th most kubody yakho?? Nd y?
my arms and abs... dey make me unique...
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Where and when did you meet ur girlfriend?
Springs Jhb on June 06th 2009...
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Is it true dat awsavukelwa usebenzis iviagra?
lol don't u hv beta things to ask? grow up!
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Was it true dat unenhliziyo enhle
Yes I do and I love it...
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Lol. Lol. The ladies 4rm fcbk r spring cleanin yo draidz ndum ndum *ewa ebhedin* lol....
lol I kno, and I don't care...lmao
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My heart bleeds whn u talk abt yo gf like dat.....hw long have u been wit her?
long enough...
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Never thght this wld happn to me on FB bt tjoooo u gttng personal bt id realy love to be part of yo life cn dat be possible?
inbox me den we will take it from der...
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uyangichaza yazi?
lol usho ukuthi ngiyaku-explain?lmao
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Confidence droped ouch so ul never date sum1 else?
lol life is unpredictable I can't be sure abwt dat...
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Rate yourself out of 10:
hw gud r u in bed?
I am not sure, ask my gf...
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Things have got their own way of falling into place bt I must say u infecting my mind...do u ever think abt leaving yo gf?
for some reason no, we come a long way...
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Damn! Ive go stiff competition wit all these ladies bt do u knw 1 of these days ul be my man?
I like the confidence, and how r u planning 2 accomplish that?
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Im enjyng u, agh man i min im enjyng ths nd u?
lol wat r u enjoying exactly? ayi ziyakhipha la....
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are you a good kisser?
lol I don't kno... ask ex's and gf's...lmao
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I love you Ndu, you are just extra ordinary hey! can you be mine?
lol anime kancane ngamajokes*ewa nestulo* sisi ngathi usulate...lmao
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Fb crush or crushes? Lol
(1st letter of ha name or their names)
its u...anonymous
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Whch do u prefer, a wmn in heels or flat shoes?
heels, I find a woman in heels very *exy...
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Alot of wmn on fb lyk u, r u aware? Nd wat r u plnning 2 do abt it?
lol i wasn't aware, and since I didn't kno I obviously don't have a plan...*rolling on da floor*
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I must say you have great sense of humor and you are a funny, I still wonder y didn't I meet you earlier?
Eish, thanks for a compliment... kuhlale kukhona aba-early naba-late dats life!
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Do u lyk yo woman in lace or cotton undergarmnt?
lace baby, preferably black and red...
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do you do oral *ex?
lol it depends...
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do you have p*rn movies?
I got plenty of it, which guy doesn\'t hv p*rn?
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Trust, Durex or Dr. Long?????
durex flavoured preferably...
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can you cook?
I am a very good cooker and I can bake too....
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what is your favourite part in a woman?
lower back, lips, feet and heart....lol
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Whats worse thn fndng a worm in your apple??
its getting such question, I mean de r a lot of things u can ask me...
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Pumpkin ngingamshaya ngestin, uyaphika?
cha ngiyaphika...
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how much do u weigh?
winter 90kg and summer 75-80kg
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where do you work?
East Rand Water Care company(ERWAT) under Ekurhuleni Municipality in Benoni
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Ndumiso can u be my superman?
anytime so long as u not gay....
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Dnt u mic the tymz whn we wer 2gthr?
lol I do...lmao wat type of a question is dat?
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you say you not bi*exual... but my gay friend once dated you....
ur gay friend wishes he dated me... I don\'t do gays at all... I love ***** so mch dat a thought of dating another guy disgust me...
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Do u eva thnk of me....?
who r u? dats not possible... can u think abwt someone u don't kno?lol
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Coz i wnt 2 do sum proper preparations 4 dt kiss. If awungniki ngikwenzen?
ungibambe ngenkani...
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Cel ukiss dcmbr...?..!
lol waze wakude uDecember...lmao
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Cela sambe syolala manje
cha kulungile isikhathi sokulala vele...lmao