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What do you love the most?
Fun company
come back to HJ :(
I willllll :D
Now back to the main topic at hand.
Imagine if the guy who first decided to ride a horse instead rode a dog? we would all be riding dogs.
YEH i guess
Why don't we turn prisons into zoos. Go through the whole place looking at crazy people. Would be a cool horror show. only over 18 for the shower show.
Nah I like the Zoe for normal purposes
You have two options
option 1 walk away
option 2 be scarred for life
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5c_1386775714&comments=1
Walk away
What do you like about the person you dating?
Not dating
have you ever eaten cereal with water instead of milk?
YEP
this **** has a word limit how gay.....like you.....
No gay
Pretty awsome
Since you already know who the black udder is i still think it would be cool if no one else knew. Kind of like batman and Alfred, but i am batman and you are my man servant.
Female* and not your servant
Go away you peasant
You smell like fermented fish.
you smell like fermented fish. and youv never smelt me before lmao
Ok how do i keep *** out of my pillow?
dont know
What if i am a seagull? Steven seagull ey ey ey?
ur nt m8
BOATS AND HOES
boats and ugly toes
Have you realised that a smoothie is just a cold fruit soup.
MIND BLOW!!!!!!!! PHILOSOPHY LEVEL 9999999
yum
You still dont know who the fk this is ahahaha what a loser.
please inbox me ill bake you something nice i promise.
Well then why dont people go into your room? You must have something ****ed up in there.
yeee a face of you
You smell like fermented fish.
nah kinda gross man, i smell like roses
Bull****tttt you a female? This whole time i thought you were half and half.......have you tried? You never know till you try. Just like lift yourself up and move a bit trying to make each letter.
completely female
Ok how do i keep *** out of my pillow?
dont do shhit with your pillow you wierdo
Rush my as*, i have things to do, people to see. IM VIP
omg your actually so pathetic hahaha
What if i am a seagull? Steven seagull ey ey ey?
but your not a seagull. not even steven segull. your pretty lame ey ey ey.
I have not heard a bigger lie than that. You are very ****ed in the head just like every other person
person. Everyone has a psychological disorder of some sort.
i have not hard a bigger lie than that. YOU are very ****ed in the head jut like every other person. im normal
Dont you just hate it when the sock you have on is your *** rag. Fkn fifth time this month.
nah sorry wouldnt know
as Xzibit one had a girl famously say on one of his tracks "Choke me, spank me, pull my hair" she was a wise young lady.
Very wise
As ****ed as i am, i am sure you are just as ****ed and we could make a great team. Lets go watch seagulls poop on people.
Look man I not ****ed, we would not make a great team. However, let's go watch seagulls poop on your head??
I have to wait like 4 days for you to reply to this **** wtf
AM I NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH??????????
Nah interesting, but no rush (:
How do i get *** out of my pillow?
Wash it?
Do you ever try write your name with piss? Like do each letter in the toilet bowl.
No it would be quite difficult considering I'm a female
So is that a yes to creepy p****es in jars? Im going to assume its yes and that is why no one goes to your room
No way man lmao that's ****ed
If im not at your party then it is not a party
Gay
Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
really depends
Heard you have a whole bunch of p****es in jars all across the walls in your room.....do they at least have an creepy green light in the back?
what the actual **** is wrong with you lmao?!?!
your ****ed to the max man ahahaha
plus no one goes to my room
I raped my mirror...is that a crime?
yes. life time sentence in prison with JB
Why do baby kangaroos actually end up with a proper name unlike other animals?
Why **** baby koalas be called Jim?
i dont know?
Is it ok if a leave a skid mark at a party?
your not invited xo so nah
Should listening to JB baby be a form of punishment in jail?
JB is actually pathetic, i think thats the worst punishment that could ever happen so yes.
Do you like rectal stimulation?
no
What do you think about the most?
FOOD
u is bord as fk
Yis I'm bored as fk
Just fkn message me ffs mate. I wont bite.....maybe i will, more than likely, definitely.
You say you have an idea but you wont message like wtf bro. Clearly not enough tabouli in your diet.
I'm eating it now tbh
latter is a word you idiot -.-
Not an idiot
Common
First letter of your first name and I'll inbox you to finish this off lol
how can i give you the "latter" of my first name? i dont have two
Letter lmao
Not like your English is better
If you know who it is then fkn message them, would it kill you?
Give me the latter of your first name and I will
Pea, Tear, Griffin
Aha Peter Griffin
Nah
no my name is not Bruce wayne.....fuk
Ffs just tell me
pffft keep dreaming. Bruce wayne never reveals who he is.....oihhhhh ****
I actually
Think I know who this is lmao
Just give me the first letter of either your name or last name
Hey i did the blue waffle line months ago, who is using my old material?
Hehehehe
Thats why i said use a computer ffs
I'm happy using my phone it's faster
Oh yeahs and before the sheep it was cows.
Can you pretty please tell me who you are or inbox me I'm actually so keen to know
Do you still love beau? Or would you ever be with him again?? You seemed happy with him
This is not something I'm gonna answer here
Heard you got a blue waffle, send us a snap chat of it
Don't have snap chat soz
use a computer ffs
I'm using my phone ffs
Oh i miss this, see when i say this i mean we have done his sort of thing once upon a time in a far away land in a previous life as sheep.
Lmao that black udder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4
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yeah there are a lot of un-fit dieticians, i dont think society needs another one. This is just brutal i kind of feel sorry for you for doing this hahahahahaha nope nope not enough to stop
Harsh harsh but okay
Everyone starts somewhere
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A dietician
As long as it is quick i don't mind. Gym won't help.............................................
Gym will help
You have a fat as* and not the KK kind of fat either. jokes jokes please don't stab me in my sleep.
I'm going to gym to make my as* nice
Kk as* is too big yuck
I wouldnt stab you I'd shoot you
I has been a long time since i have written some messed up things here. Sadly you will never know who i am.
Phantom of the opera muahahahaha
Please inbox me I think I have an idea who this is
PLEAASE!
I'm assuming that is so since you should be using a toilet for such a thing.
For whaaattt?
You should go on lemonparty
Nah thanx you should x
Farting is actually healthy....the more you know :D
If you say so
Always date a guy with a beard. Cause it takes patience to grow a beard, the kind of patience needed to put up with your ****.
Beards are alright
Trust me no one ever has to put up with my **** (:
If i had 100 lollies and you took 100 and ate them, what would you have?
Diabetes
What’s a common misconception people have about you?
That I'm a b I t c h
If people got to know my I'm actually alright lol
What have you lied about lately ?
hmmmmm. probs some feeling actually
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
I don't know
Most expensive thing you have?
probs my phone tbh..
Who are you dating?
Peanut butter
What do you do when you angry?
Listen to music
Why did you an beau break up? You were such a cute happy couple :(
Yes, but there was just too much going on :/
Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
Nah
saw you at *exyland buying strap ons ;)
No you didnt
What happened with beau??
Broke up
What time do you sleep?
Whenever my eyes close everyday is different
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
Many
what happened to 'em' as in 'them' (eyebrow)
I don't know :(
how much mamoul do you eat on a daily basis?
32
Can money buy love?
Not really
What happened to em
Em who?? (:
why dont u like your eyebrows
They are f u c k e d lol
2 things you dislike about yourself?
eye brows and body and hair and lol more than 2 things -.-
What annoyed you today?
family.
who the **** said beau is a weak c u n t
If I knew I'd bash em
What makes people boring?
when they cant take jokes
Name a person you lied to today
No one
So what do you see in beau??
A tall good looking guy who is my amazing boyfriend love him.
Such a good heart and genuine. He is intelligent and gives the best cuddles.. Good kisser (;
He's a person that will be there for you and he deffs is a person that you can trust with anything
You're my habbib an I will do anything for you an would go to the moon an back for you :)
I loveeeee you beau <3 <3
Habbib xoxo
What do you s*ck at?
Building things and putting things together
people u miss at hj's
I really miss Claire, Arianna, jaspelly, Tia, everyone :(
But I don't miss work that's ****!!
How much do you love beau
That's not something I'm gonna answer over this.
favorite song of all time?
GASOLINA
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
lots!!
Why aren't you and Beau in a relationship on Facebook anymore ?
me and beau were never in a relationship on facebook!
why?
A super power you wish you had?
Read peoples minds
What are you really good at?
Unfortunately eating
Beaus a weak ***** c u n t you should date someone better
Um who I date doesn't concern you.
Tbh your a weak c u n t for saying this in here and not inboxing me..
What pisses you off the most?
Hipocrits
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