Chelsea Ryan
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
Just two! Ughhh. I dislike my inability to make up my mind as to what I want/have trouble sticking to one thing/person. Aaaaand **** there's so many other personality flaws to list but instead of getting into that I'll just leave it at: 2- my t*** s*ck.
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Friend you cannot live without?
*Friends. Lochie Keogh, Paris Brown, Jaimee Chipperfield, my mum and my sister.
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Have you ever farted in public?
Haven't you heard? Girls don't fart.
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
I can't even choose one, the amount of stupid things I hear in a single day is enough to make me want to shoot myself.
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last person you slept with?
Nunya, Nunya Beezwax; pwoah that girl knows how to work her hips.
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Who are you dating?
Grimes, she just doesn't know it yet.
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
Do another England tho.
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Smartphone that is on your wishlist?
Anything would be better than my smashed-up dinosaur iPhone 3, probably a 5 tho idk.
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Can't pick just one.
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
Allllllll the time.
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Money or Love ?
What a ridiculous question.
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Name 7 beautiful boys you know
Idk if you mean looks or personality so I'll do a mix of both. Jesse Cirulis, Luke Brady, Josh Weber, Lochie Keogh, Trent Bucknell, Campbell Fox aaaaand Aiden Caspersz. But then there's also like Hayden Wood and Adam Finlay and Dylan Thompson and Brendan Bonell and awh they're all too sweet I can't name just 7.
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Who was your childhood best friend?
Ciara Tierney.
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name 7 beautiful girls you know
Paris Brown. Jaimee Chipperfield. Alice Thompson. Jane Exell. Kirsten Ryan. Mikaela Vincent. Tayla Van Heurck.
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Last time you cried?
What's a cried? I'm tough and cool and not at all vulnerable *sweats nervously*
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Anyone you miss?
I miss a lot of people, I don't know. I feel like I always miss someone at one point, like I'm never not missing someone. But right now I can't really think. I miss my nan tho, and that s*cks because I know I'm going to have to miss her forever.
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Favourite car?
I could not give less of a **** about cars if I tried.
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Excuse me do you think people want to read about it though? sure go ahead do that, i am sure alot of people do but why must you make people feel sick by reading about it
Hahah you're actually the saddest little thing. I didn't at all go into great depths about the details of masturbating. Matter of fact, I didn't even use the word; if you're referring to the response I'm thinking of then all I said was "technically myself". You feel sick merely reading the slightest hint at mas*********? Woah, seek help. And if you really can't hack it, then don't tag me/read my stuff. Really quite simple, lover.
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ewww why would u talk abouty mas********* siwqqqq farka
Haha are you going to be okay? Practically everyone mas*******s and if you don't then you're missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures. You're v immature and sad and I'm sorry that your mother wrapped you in cotton wool and locked you in your bedroom until your turned 16. But hey, it's a big world out here and big kids do big kid things. Go and touch yourself, I promise you'll like it.
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What upsets you?
Feeling people slip away/lose interest in you. Being replaced. Thinking about leaving school. The concept of age.
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What is your weakness?
Not sure if asking my weakness as in what I give in to or my weakness as in a field I'm not strong in/a character flaw. So I shall answer both: my weakness is accents and cute little shy boys. And my other weakness is that I am a c u n t.
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Last person you ****ed?
Myself technically.
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Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
Soz no girl or boyfriend.
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What is your nickname?
People call me things like Annoying, Freak, Creep, Idiot and many more, do they count as nicknames?
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How long would you like to live for?
Like another 20 years idk haha.
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Bad hygiene and arrogance.
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so who is the prettiest girls out of that you know?
Pretty much every girl I'm friends with is gorgeous I can't even be bothered listing tbh.
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Who do you miss right now!
Right at this very second, uhh, starts with J and ends with osh and my nan.
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What is success to you?
Happiness. If you succeed at being happy you have succeeded in life.
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
If you multiply 2 by 10 and then divide it by 2 then minus 3 and times that by 10 then divide that by 2 and minus 25 I think I'm sittin' somewhere around there. Just sayin'.
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stop callin people kitten you creep
I'll call people whatever the hell I want, kitten. Creep it real!
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Your next smartphone?
I am a smartphone.
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your a psycho wierdo
And you can't spell. But do elaborate.
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Is that a no thn ?
A no to sparks flying? I don't know what you're implying by that, but I'm going to say no. Just having a friendly chat is all. P.S- you're creepy.
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Yourself Brad and Harry looked asthough you were getting pretty close last night ;D Old sparks flying?
Haha uhhh, we were reminiscing on funny year 7 memories thanks anon.
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Josh weber is *exy
I think we can agree on that.
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Who's the conversation/argument between?
Myself and someone very important to me; I'm not going to single out and name names but yeah, not the best feeling in my stomach. Things are pretty much sorted now though so all g yo.
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Would probably be the conversation/argument I'm having with someone right now. All of the **** feels.
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whos your boyfriend?
Hahaha anon pls. I don't have a boyfriend.
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Who would you take a bullet for?
Pretty much anyone.
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Idk if this is erm strange but your shoulders are nice, and your face is nothing like a boy effy ;) that's why it would suit your style; i just think it would look amazing. It'd be cool to see a change! But either way is gorgeous home slice.
Pwooooah who is this?! So many little hints. Ah thanks! Well at the moment I'm trying to grow it as long as possible, but some day when I'm sick of long hair I do intend to cut it short.
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You are cute. Honestly you could pull off any length, i can just see you rocking a short style.
Haha awh stahp. Really? I used to want short hair, like boy length when I was younger, but I think my shoulders are too big for it so it'd look manly, and I already dress like a boy as it is. Haha, thanks though! :)
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I just love you so much holy ****, i need you. And Chels, i would love to see you with a shorter style hair, have always felt it would suit you perfectly.
Awh anon you're cute! Whaaaa hey now, how short are you talking here?
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you with a front fringe=*exy hot 10/10
Haha don't mock me.
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The best movie so far in 2014?
"This Is Why I Don't Shave" directed and shot by Chelsea Ryan. Staring Chelsea Ryan.
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How was your first kiss like ?
Was outside the school canteen in year 7 and straight after I told him that it tasted like slushy.
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Who do you miss right now?
Jac Higgins. (We're reminiscing and I'm copping all dat nostalgia).
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What is your favorite piece of clothing?
Probably my overalls, or one of my jumpers, or my green cord jacket, or my rocket ship t-shirt. Oh fk idk.
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I don't know Chelsea, it's been a long time now, and nothing has changed. There has been others.. many others but you are different. Can't do anything about it though I suppose.
You've probably just got this idea in your head now that I'm better than I really am. I'm sure if you saw me now you'd understand I could never live up to the standard that you build me up to be at. It's all in your head, trust me. I'm not different at all. I'm really sorry I'm just trying to be real with you man.
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What bores you about people ?
When they care too much about what people think of them and take life too seriously.
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I just love you i guess, always will. No other girls ever mean anything to me.
"Always will", I highly doubt that. You'll slowly move on, you'll forget me to the point where one day you'll wake up and wonder what you saw in me. Trust me, there will be others and you'll be just fine.
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I honestly couldn't help it if i tried, and i'm quite embarrassed about it because i know you have made it clear that we will never be any more than friends.
I really don't know what to say over this because you could be anyone, like it's hard to discuss unless we're speaking personally. But if this IS you then idk, I think it's all just too long gone.
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Word homie, you got it.
As if you still feel that way, I don't understand. Message me dude; I'm intrigued.
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I would message you about it but I know you'll never want anything serious with me and that's all I want, i can't handle knowing you don't want me as much as i want you. I want you forever.
Would I know who this is? Clue word: mullet?
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what turns you on
Smelling good aaaannnd scratching, neck kissing/licking, biting, bit of hair pulling tbh. Idk; if I'm attracted to you already, you could tell me that you just ate a sandwich and I'd just fall at your feet and be like "ermahgerd that's so hot baby tell me more". Kinda depends on the person if cha feel.
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Your source of happiness?
Friends. Food. Music. Books.
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Chelsea it's me, give me a chance. I want you to be mine. Please. I will play the drums for you again, and make you as many sandwiches as you'd like.
If this is who I think it is, then why don't you just message me?
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you look like a male clown
I've been thinking about it and I totally ****ing do. It's the overalls and red Docs, isn't it? God damn.
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I think you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Awhhh Jesus Christ. This is most definitely an exaggerated compliment but it's very sweet of you nonetheless. Thank you anon, you make me happy! :)
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Thanks for the kind words! bighossboss69
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan.
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Are you a male clown??? Not sure
Look I dunno dude, some may say I give off that "male clown" vibe. I'm striving towards that goal and I'm glad people are finally acknowledging me for who I aspire to be. #maleclownlyf
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I don't blame you, what a man!
He's so modest too!
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Mitch Shirt is cooler than you
He really is :( Just wanna be like him.
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-And a great response too! Do you think the anonymity of qooh.me makes it easier for people to ask *exually oriented questions, if so, do you find these questions to be intrusive?
I definitely think it makes it easier! Of course it does. Anonymity makes absolutely everything easier. And no, no I don't find the *exually oriented questions INTRUSIVE as such, though some (very few) I wouldn't answer publicly.
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You're literally the ugliest girl i've ever seen hahaha. Stop trying to be 'grunge' because you look like a ****ing male clown with your stupid clothes and squashed face.
Hahahahah omfg anon you've truly outdone yourself. I think you take the cake for the funniest/rudest abuse on my entire Qooh.me account. Holy ****. I DO plan to join the circus as a clown at one point in my life and I'd much rather be a boy than a girl anyday so you're kinda spot-on there. Hahahah male clown, you kill me. *insert Anchorman meme here* "I'm not even mad."
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What are your thoughts on qooh.me? Do you think the the anonymity is a good or bad thing?
What a great question! I like the concept of it, as it's often hard to leave a name along with the things you wish to say to someone. Sometimes you want someone to know something without them knowing who it's coming from. I think the anonymity is both good and bad, just as everything can be. It can be used innocently or used as a weapon to harm others. It all comes down to the owner of the account though, and how they choose to react to anything hurtful. I think in setting up a Qooh.me account you have to be aware of what you're signing up for and understand that you mustn't get too emotionally invested in it.
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What happened between you and Hannah?
She hates me because I'm black and refuses to support me in perusing a career in rap. (Holy **** that ****ing rhymes, you see what I mean? I'm a natural).
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Anyone you'd like to get to know in year 12?
I'd love to get to know Arna Griffin bc she just seems ****ing rad. Also wanna get closer with my homies (Rennie and Josh), Jesse bc I know he has love for me somewhere deep down in his blackened soul, and Bronson too bc he's such a top bloke. Everyone really, I'd love to just have a really tight year level where everyone gets along.
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How much is enough money for you?
Enough for me to live and travel off. Money ain't **** unless you're making memories.
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Who makes you happy?
Paris Brown. Jaimee Chipperfield. Alice Thompson. Lochie Keogh. Rennie Lewis. Kirsten Ryan.
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Who was the first person you dated?
Bon-Daddy
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I don't think you are anything like Eff, not in looks, but you seem to have a personality like hers (bit of a headcase but together at the same time)
HAHAH THIS IS GREAT. Bit of a head case; I don't see how but I like that anon.
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your actually a real life Effy (off skins)
Wow I used to get told a lot that I looked like her but I haven't had that in ages. In looks or characteristics? Idk what to say, thank you maybe bc she's hot haha.
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What do you think about the most?
When I'll be eating next.
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Who is your crush? Dont be shy
Crushes, so many, crushes everywhereeeee. I have a crush on Peter Pan.
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And admitting that you ****in finger yourself bahahahahahaahahhahahaahh too much amusement.
Oh it's absolutely hilarious for a girl to admit she mas*******s but boys can have open conversations about mas********* and that's considered normal. Yes, of course I admit to masturbating? Almost every girl ever does it. I'll admit to that any day. Your maturity levels are what's amusing me, Anon; grow up or get a *ex ed class for Christ sakes. Now run along.
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Something you will never be good at?
Maintaining a healthy diet, staying out of other people's business, going to bed early, playing guitar, being silent, committing to one person and life.
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**** yeah Chels, **** what they say do what you like if being open is just who you are, you're not filthy. You're respectable & beautiful...anons are just jealous of how brave & outgoing you are!!
Hahah awh! **** yeah anon, you're the greatest! Thanks so much; I suppose you can't please everyone huhh?
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you admitted to it, saw it with my own eyes and so did many others, had a gig
Alright anon, enlighten me; on which social networking site did I "admit to doing an***" and when? Because I'm 100% sure you're full of ****, I wouldn't admit something that weren't true. But what I'm trying to get across to you is, that regardless of whether I did or not, it wouldn't matter either way. There is no shame in being open about one's *ex life, and I find the *exism in your insults really quite amusing considering in this society it is completely normal and acceptable for boys to not only discuss their *ex lives, but BRAG about them. Yet, if I girl even as much as answers a question with honesty, or feels comfortable enough to be open about her *ex life, she is considered filthy. I really hope you're not a girl, anon, otherwise you have completely ruined yourself with your dumb accusations and blind supporting of double standards/*exism. So no, I did not get ****ed in the as*, no I did not admit to it, and you're a ****ing idiot. Much love :)
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it just makes you seem like a ***** :) but if you're happy to be presented that way, go right ahead.
you are not individual as so
I don't know what those stars mean but I'm guessing it's an insult. Oh "go right ahead", thank you so much for your permission on what I do and do not have the right to say. I speak openly about things that I deem personal with my close friends and those I trust; everything on social networking it pretty basic and lacking detail and I don't believe anything I've "admitted" to on this website is anything that could really be held against me. So! Probably toughen up and stop being such a little soft-**** unless you plan to live in a straight jacket rolling around in cotton balls for the duration of your life. Thanks kitten! :)
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Your weird in such a wonderful way. I do believe you have the power to influence others and its really great you use this in a positive way. Truly unique and quite a *exy individual. Its a shame we only speak on the rarest of occasions :) xx
Woah what a beautiful thing to say! Thank you so much, that actually means a lot to me! I apologise that we only speak on the rarest of occasions, get to know me better! Can never have too many friends :)
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Yes you are, you admitted to doing an*** on a public website and worse hahahaha.
Hahah uhhh, I don't think that actually happened though anon considering I've never done an*** so I wouldn't "admit" to something that weren't true. But yes, in general I'm pretty open about everything, including *exual things. So if I had done an***, yes, I'd probably admit to it. But I haven't. Besides, that doesn't make me filthy, it means I'm an open person and I'm honest. Some people are more conserved, good for them! Either way it doesn't matter. I'm an extrovert, being open is just a trait of mine. I'd apologise that it offends you but I really couldn't care less.
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You dirty mutt hahah.your so filthy
Hahah am I though? I don't think I am.
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A song they should play at your funeral?
Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice. Mah nigga.
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Thoughts on Paris brown, Hannah Giffin, Alice Thompson & Jaimee Chiperfield. I'm intrigued to see what you will write about them
Paris Brown- Oh lord where do I begin. She gets me, she just ****ing gets me like no other. We don't even have to say a word or have a conversation that makes sense for us both to be in stitches, or understanding exactly what one and other are feeling/thinking. We don't even have to try really, the kind of friendship that we won't even speak for like a week then b*mp into each other and be like who even are you? And things are just as they always were. She'll always be there even when she physically isn't, and we've been through a whole heap of stuff together. Plus she's ****ing beautiful and one of these days I'm gonna own dat sweet pussaaaaaaay. Love my Paz. Hannah Giffin- My little Moo, she's a ****ing idiot- when she's involved with boys and vodka, I stay well the **** out of it. But no matter what I'll always stick by her because she's so funny and she's my Moooooo. She's a beautiful girl and I love her, we've had the best times and shared the greatest memories. I look so forward to many more to come! Alice Thompson- I will always feel obligated to protect and stand up for that girl, like an endangered species of butterfly, so soft and delicate. She's so soft-natured, even when she tries to act tough and firm, and making her laugh is such a task because usually she just thinks I'm a ****head; but when I do it's the greatest feeling. She's such a little gimp, and I love her for it. Her beauty is unfathomable. Jaimee Chipperfield- This girl is tough as nails, and admittedly I'm a little jealous of her. She's so independent and capable that sometimes she makes EVEN ME feel like a little princess. Hilarious, pants are wet (always hers) when we're together, and I feel as though we could speak for days on end. The most I get to know her, the more I realise we have so much in common. She understands me life-views like no other and makes me feel a little less crazy sometimes. I've unintentionally turned her into a crazy little ****er, and I think she secretly loves it as much as I do. I love all these girls with all my heart.
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Thoughts on Josh Weber, Renton lewis, Tyler Neil, Dylan Thompson, Bronson nelke?
I know it's a lot of people to give you thoughts on but yeah :)
Oh lord please help me no. Josh Weber- My homie, Gangstermigos beat-boy bc he can't rap. Such a beautiful boy, he intrigues me like no other. I feel like I can never know him well enough. I have a lot to say about Josh but he knows it all already. Renton Lewis- My homie, another very important member of the Gangestermigos. I'd definitely consider him as one of my closest friends. We get along so well, and he always know how to put me in a good mood/make me laugh. Such an incredible person, it's a privilege to know him. Tyler Neil- I don't know him as well as the other boys, but from what I'm experienced he's really funny and easy to talk to. He seems like a really nice person. Dylan Thompson- Such a cool guy. So easy to get along with, he seems so genuine and he's so funny and nice. And oh such nice skin. Aaaand Bronson- Bronson stop asking me questions. Hahah, no but really Bronson is the nicest guy and I love spending time with him, even just sitting together in outdoor ed sharing or speaking about music. He's really genuine and easy to get along with and I'm looking forward to getting closer with him this year. Mah nigga.
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You were so much more attractive when you had your natural color hair and dressed femenin, not trying to be mean just saying what I personally think
Well isn't it lucky that I don't dress and look the way I do to gain your approval nor do I do it to impress you. I'm not a feminine person, so I won't dress like one, and I don't think I ever really did. Thanks for voicing what you "personally think" but I don't want/need to hear it.
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Thoughts on Dellen Gee?
Dellen Gee, oh lord save. She is so beautiful. And I'm so damn intrigued by her, I always think about getting inside her mind and seeing what she's really like. I'd love to know her.
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What is your mother's name?
Shaz-doggy Dog.
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My mate is still saying you two have *ex all the time......
I don't have *ex with ANYONE all the time so he's a liar and how embarrassing for him lol
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Paris Brown, Ryan Webster, Lochie Keogh.
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tell me bout this person you like huh
Oh damn, aggressive. Uhhh, she's really smart, like it's scary and it's like she knows everything, always one step ahead. Best taste in music and movies and clothes. We share the same views on so many things. She's one of the most thoughtful people I've ever come across and the amount of effort she makes makes me feel guilty every time. She's so reliable and helpful, always going the extra yard. She's beautiful and she smells good and she's cuddly and she has good taste in socks. Yeah, idk. Boss as* *****, that woman.
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Does **** size matter to you. Honestly?
Doesn't matter at all. Even if it's so small it can't be used or I can't even see it, there are always other alternatives. As though as the boy isn't a twat and they're willing to figure things out then it doesn't matter, really.
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ewwwrghhh shut up ugly **** girl you can't make joeks hahaha
I can't make "joeks" and you can't spell. I suppose we all have our faults.
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Hottest guys at swim carnival today?
Aaron Clarke, Josh Weber, Jason Varadi. Mind is blank, sorry. I found it funny how the boys aim to be funny and the girls aim to be *exy. So most of the boys were too funny to be attractive.
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who was your one of mistake a few months ago?
Your mother.
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Yes , I told you about How I quiet Drugs
Did you just add me before? With no profile picture? Is that you? (Don't wanna write your name).