JoshieGotch
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
Yes
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you're a dumb **** nazi
what tipped you off? The surname Gottschling or the fact that i hate jews?
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What do you love the most?
My collection of Pony *ex dolls based off genocidal dictators
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Who are you dating?
leftie, but dont tell righty
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How long would you like to live for?
Probably until i die
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What turns you off in a girl/guy ?
Well, the main thing that I wouldn't like is if she had a p****. I don't know why but I just don't like that sort of thing....
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Seriously? I'm the first person to ask you a serious question in ages and you answer like a jerk! Typical...
Have you ever thought about WHY I never answer questions seriously? It might be because the truth is boring. Or because it's something that I don't feel like telling random people. For most of them, it's the first. But this one is the second.
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The most boring person you know?
Defiantly myself
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Who would you take a bullet for?
If my music collection was a person, I'd definitely take a bullet for it <3
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hey bb
Wassup. Are you who I think you are? O.o
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Who do you miss right now?
The party bus, that **** was jumping!
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Who is your crush? Dont be shy
Leftie. But don't tell rightie, she'll get jealous
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I don't have any looks to trade xD
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This is why you have no friends.
There are heaps of reasons why I don't have friends
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Did your dad really leave?
Nah. Just messing with ya
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How's your v***** going
To be honest, pretty useless!
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Can You Help Me ?? Please
Depends. With what
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y u such a sluz??????
Cause I hang around with you too much
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All of them. Including your dads.
My dad left when I was a kid! Seriously? You wanna go there?
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*flicks holy water on you* leave
I'M NOT A DEMON!
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Don't look into the eyes of your teddy bears I put cameras there
I have too many. Which one?
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single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
Wow, such poem, many rhymes, much feels
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how to seduce me:
deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
dont talk to me
I laughed more then I should've
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*in english* your one direction posters would like you to stop making out with them
How did you find out about that O.o
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****
***************** ASTERIX PARTY
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at parties you're often found flirting with the chip bowl
I don't go to parties
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my fetish is sleeping in my own bed by myself
I do that daily
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I don't have to **** myself. That's what my clients are for.
Is caley one of your clients now ;)
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why are you so obsessed with me - direct quote from josh's one direction posters
Can you say that in English?
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on a scale from virgin mary to miley Cyrus how much do you s*ck
Idk. You tell me
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I just want a burger
So do I. But I'm already far
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dayum son. u r da bomb
So are you stranger
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How's your girlfr-oh wait.....
Go **** yourself xD
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how is making fun of yourself fun ?? By the way i think i might like you :/
Lots of people do ;)
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You smell like poop.
At least I don't smell like you
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You are really hard on yourself forgot what other people think and stay happy :D because your important :D
I don't care what others think about me. But making fun of myself is fun
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Are you still a lonely peice of ****? xD
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What are you wearing right now?
Clothes
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
depends
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
I did your sister. I'm joking, dont worry
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it’s been scientifically proven that people who experience more birthdays live longer
Can't argue with science
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I hope your day is as nice as your butt
My butt is pretty nice, and soft
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
You just answered your own question. Congrats
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bob the builder spends all of his time building things to cover up that he doesn’t know how to build a healthy relationship with another person
Seems legit
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whenever youre feeling hella sad just remember that youre hella rad
I know
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*likes your selfie* well thats enough charity work for today
I've never taken a selfie. Ever! Selfie sounds like a slang term for mas*********! The more you know!!!
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isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Not really
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I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
I like bugs
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there is less than 4 weeks till the end of this year and looking back on it i have literally accomplished nothing wow im so proud of myself
I'm proud of you to. have a cookie that you can make and give to me
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If you had to have a third nipple anywhere on your body, where would it be?
what do you mean "if"?
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so you been banging danni?
You wish
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inbox me....sweety
sorry, nobody on my friends list called anonymous
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???????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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how many rolls do you have?
More than bakers delight
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do you know who it is?
who what is?
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dylan?
Same with this one! seriously
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shara?
That's a pretty ****ty question
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??????????????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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do you like me?
I already answered this. See below
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are you on drugs?
Depends, are you a cop?
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Are you from france cause notre daaammmmnn
Thank You *blushes*
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Have you ever tried to eat a cactus?
It was prickly on my throat
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do you like me?
I love all anonymous people!
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Who is your favourite English boyfriend???
I blocked Carlos xD
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What is missing in your life?
Sleep
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will you go out with me???
Inbox me
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I WANNA **** YOU SO HARD! YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK
A lot of people do
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SWAG
Shove your swag up your an*** cavity