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Scratch your butthole for 5 second, sniff your fingers, describe the smell for me so I can mas*******?
Boy, if you don't get.
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What common thing have you never done?
I've never ice skated. I'm assuming I would look something like bambi on ice.
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I like to find the roughest pinecones I can and scratch my butthole with them.
Pinecones don't deserve this treatment.
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Bunny! I love you so much.
Aw! I love you.
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Do you know what's wrong with that weirdo Chris?
I don't know who you're talking about.
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I would like to date you. List the things I would need to do.
I am not looking to date anyone right now.
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What happened with you and Ryan?
About a week ago we decided it was better for the both of us to break up. That's all I'll say!
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What would happen if you kneed a guy in the nuts and he didn't drop or cry?
What's up with all the questions about kicking guys in the nuts?
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Your beauty is extraordinary??
I would travel to America just to see you in person ??if that'll ever be possible ?? beth_07
// That's incredibly sweet, but I will let you know I'm not the real Chrissy, nor am I claiming to be!
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What does it take to go out with you?
A lot.
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Weren't you dating a Ryan Reynolds?
I was.
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What you do if you find out your boyfriend is cheating on you with two other girls?
Dump his A$$.
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Ur religious status?
Non-religious.
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Date of birth?
November 30th, 1985.
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What's your favorite emoji?
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Cats or dogs?
Dogs. I hate cats.
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Ice cream or chocolate?
Chocolate ice cream.
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Looks or personality?
Personality. Looks are a bonus, but they'll fade over time. Personality will last a lifetime.
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What color are your eyes?
They are dark brown.
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Single/looking?
At this moment, I am not looking for a boyfriend. Independent lady.
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Nice boDy boo
I'm gonna pretend this isn't super weird, and just say thank you.
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What were you doing seven years ago?
2010, I posed for Sports Illustrated for the first time of many.
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How are you such a baller?
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
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What is a waste of money to you?
I'm sure this is a very unpopular opinion, but bottled water.
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If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Despite having already appeared on the cover more than once, my answer is always Vogue.
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Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
Just cursing. Cursing all the time, man.
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Dream car ?
I don't know that much about cars, but I've always thought that Ferrari's look amazing.
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Does John know you're cheating on him?
John who?
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Tigers s*ck.
Damn. I think they're pretty cool.
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What is your New Year's resolution?
To eat less fries. I'm eating fries as I type this.
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Are you korean?
I'm actually half Thai!
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Chrissy Teigen isn't white. That's too bad.
You're an A$$hole. That's too bad.
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Psst. You actually can delete the questions. :) Moved1984x
Well, without having to open Qooh in the browser. Which I'm far too lazy to do half the time!
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I once smelled my girlfriend's butt gas and it turned me the fck on.
You have no idea how much it pains me that I can't delete these questions, so I have to answer them.
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What is something that actually offends you?
I take a lot of things with a sense of humor, but I think it's important to realise the difference between teasing and being a straight up A$$hole.
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Opinions on the Queen of Bung?
Delete.
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Does anything strange turn you the fck on?
I'm pretty ordinary. Nothing too weird.
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It's a queen. A certain queen.
ITS CHRISTMAS, DONT DO THIS.
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Guess who?
Don't I at least get a hint?
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do you want to try going to vietnam?
What's up with all the Vietnam questions?
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I could win
Whatever you say.
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Bet?Yeah I'll bet with a hot blonde
You'll lose.
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You wouldn't kick mine,don't worry
Don't bet on it.
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What do you think about the most ?
At the moment, I have wedding planning on the brain.
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have you ever gone to vietnam?
I've been to a lot of places, but Vietnam is not one of them.
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What would make you kick someone in the balls?
Whoever keeps asking this question is getting pretty close to it.
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If your boyfriend was cheating on you,what you do?
Hypothetically, I would end the relationship. But I don't worry about that.
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It finally seems you're receiving normal questions. How do you feel about that? ChrisHemsworth
It's great! I'm very excited to finally be able to give proper answers to normal questions.
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Are u natural blonde?
I am. 100% real blonde.
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You're an awesome kate
That's so sweet! Thank you.
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Do you think it's okay for a girl to make the first move?
Yes! Boys are totally oblivious to subtle hints, from my experience. I'd say go for it.
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I love you as kate
Aw, thank you!
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Are you changing fake??
For just now, no. Maybe in the future!
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When was the last time you whipped out your boo*ings?
Really, that's what we're gonna call them now?
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What's pissing you off right now ?
Trying to get everything done in time for Christmas! The festive season is very stressful.
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Tell me about your metaphysics...
Mhm, let me pretend I don't have to google that first to find out what it actually means.
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How are you this hot?
It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it. That was sarcasm, of course. I'm just plain old me!
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Tell me a secret. Or ask something fun.I am real katherine elizabeth upton.You are fck.fck who r u? Wicked nonsense.
Chances are she'd have better grammar than you.
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Stupid idiot.You want to kill my baby and i will kill u.You are not buying servant of tyra banks.You will be fired.You will die after three years.Get out of here, fcker.Do u know anything? Royal_sfsY2J
Honestly, I didn't understand any of that.
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What are you good at ?
Modelling, I hope!
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How often do you show your boo*ies to your boyfriend?
Well, I'd say that's between me and my boyfriend.
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1,2,3.
My full name is Katherine Elizabeth Upton. I'm a Gemini. I'm terrified of snakes and clowns.
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I like your boo*s WithDexterity
Get out of here.
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Have you?I mean,I'm sure you get a lot of questions about them MlSn3
Too many questions. They aren't that interesting, I promise.
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What would you do if a guy punched your boo*s?
I'm pretty sure I've already answered this. What an odd question. Please don't do that.
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would you rather say nuts or balls
I'd rather say neither.
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How are you feeling right now?
I am feeling okay. Enjoying a lazy Sunday.
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Who's your favorite model?
I couldn't pick just one! I adore Chrissy Teigen and Tyra Banks. Both natural beauties with wonderfully witty personalities.
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Are you single?
Nope. I'm very happily taken.
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Answer with what first comes to mind.Punch in the---
... nose?
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Nah,it's pretty comfortable
I can only imagine.
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Is it weird to have boo*s?
Is it weird not to have boo*s?
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What are you looking forward to in 2017?
I'm looking forward to spending 2017 with my wonderful fiancé and our two lovely dogs.
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I always got good quotes about hot blondes
Really? Because I thought that was my quote...
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i wanna lift you up
Again, no.
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Do you know who this is?
Nope. How could I?
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Kick him in the balls twice
Nice quote. ?
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could i lift you up?
I'd rather you didn't.
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well,that's surprising
I didn't think it was.
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would you rather say nuts or balls?
Balls, I guess? Unsurprisingly, it doesn't come up that often in conversation...
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What makes your life worth living?
So many things. My lovely friends. My wonderful boyfriend. My beautiful dogs.
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What you do if a random guy punches your boo*s?
Seems a little rude, doesn't it? I'd probably punch him right back.
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What's a turn on for you?
My boyfriend.
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Did you go to college?
I did not. I left high school when I was fifteen to pursue modelling full time.
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What's your favorite color?
It changes a lot, but I like blue because it goes with my eyes.
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are you ticklish on the feet
Kind of?
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And who would really deserve it?
I don't know. You tell me.
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Can you knee someone in the junk?
Not unless they really deserve it.
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How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
The last month or so has been surprisingly wonderful.
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Hey there boo*s!
My boo*s are currently unavailable, but feel free to leave a message for them.
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U beautiful ? Goldenbarbie
Well, thank you!
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Can we scissor?
I don't know what that is, so I'm going to say no.
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Favorite food?
Sushi or burgers, depending on my mood.
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What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard about yourself?
Apparently I dated P. Diddy once.