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y dont u
I don\'t find any value in it. You never need a specific day to display affection for your partner or the person you like.
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Who iz ur valentine
Well aren't you cute :) you evidently don't know me that well :P
I don't do valentines :)
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Hmmf ... people are anonymously declaring their love for you over a pubic forum now. I don't know whether to be annoyed or to gloat ... Tiger6237
Hahahahahaha don't gloat, its unbecoming of a lady :P
And don't be irritated, the person was probably just talking shi* :) even if its all over polite n shi*
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Sooooo clay, 5 closest friends? Oh and I love you :)
Feeya (top of every best friends list, ever), Shane, Costa, Bron Morphet and...yeah. Those are my 4 closest friends :)
Thank you?:) I don't know who you are so it would be unfair to honestly say it. I appreciate all love I receive so thank you :)
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Soooooo Clay, insead of Marraige and depressing topics, who have U shagged lately, how about "the year in review" so put them in order of time or best to worst experience lol. :P
Hahaha this can only come from one person :P
Hmmm...its rather uncivilised to expose numbers of people, but I'll just give a top 3 shags this year - against a tree in the botanical gardens in emmarentia, a record breaking marathon shag all over my place, and lastly, this lovely shag on silk sheets at *her* place.
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Do u think ull ever fall inlove again after nicks?
I don't know. I stopped trying to predict what I would feel a very long time ago. I never thought I'd love anyone the way I loved Rubi and I was wrong about that so...I guess anything is possible. Haha that said Nix would probably be happier if I did completely become taken with some lovely las*.
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Who is currently the se*yest woman u know
Hmmm...tough one. Ima have to go with Mila Kunis. Cause like dayum. Yeah.
Hahaha double questions for the win ;)
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Who is currently the se*yest woman u know
Adriana Lima :D. Hehehe oh yeah B)
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Do u have anyone else in mind that u could picture yourself marrying
I believe my marriage is still a long way off. I don't believe in leaping into things like that. There would have to be a stable long term relationship before the thought of it will really enter my mind again.
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Would u consider marrying anyone else?
Definitely. I don't really believe in closing ones self off from things.
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If u were still with nicks would u want to marry her
I have no idea where this is going, but yeah. I probably would.
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Favourite song on your phone?
Another rather temperamental thing.
I'd say right now its a toss up between "my curse" by Killswitch Engage, the ghost of you by my chemical romance, love is blindness by jack white, crawling back to you by daughtry and all the same by sick puppies...there were more songs on this list. Depends on my mood, what state I'm in and what's going on :)
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Favourite picture on your phone?
One I got today, actually. I won't embarras* the person I got it from by giving any more details other than that it was lovely and that for now, its my current favourite picture.
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Most beautiful person you know?
Now this is a question I like. A true compliment.
Niquita.
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se*iest person you know?
I really can't pick a "se*iest" person.
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Kindest person you know?
Shanes girlfriend would probably take that title :)
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Favourite memory?
Hmmm...I think I've answered this before. A couple times, actually. I'll take it the memories I've listed before aren't the ones you're looking for so I'll put it this way - there's a lot of really special memories I have with a lot of people. Perhaps my absolute favourite is one I won't really share on here tho.
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Song that reminds you of ruby?
...Uhhh dafuq? I don't have one?
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Name all the fictional characters or celebrities that ALL your exes remind you of.
Yoh. Tryna kill me here, aren\'t ya?
rnI\'m not gonna list any exes by name, and some exes I\'ll probably list multiple characters/celebs for.
rnNow then...let\'s see...yeah I s*ck at comparisons like this. I\'ll post a comment at some point when I think of anything.
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Do you ever wish you could change the way you've treated someone in the past?
If I could, I most certainly would try.
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Do you still love nicks?
Yeah.
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How is it that it was love at first sight if she was shadowing your teacher and she was hiding behind a folder? And was there there a time when u wanted to marry her?
Evidently logic escapes you.
Let's see, while she was there to shadow my old teacher, she did arrive with enough time to have a comfortable conversation. She may have hid behind the folder for the first small period of time, but very obviously she had to put it down.
I ask that you keep in mind my previous answer on the topic of marriage when I say this - yes, I did (eventually) want to.
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Would u like to get married to nicks?
Its kind of difficult to get married to someone you're not with :)
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When did u first meet Nix that it was love at first sight? Do you still remember the details?
Hahaha the first time I saw Nix in person was at GHS, she was shadowing one of my old teachers. The very first glance I had of her was her crab walking behind her cuz trying desperately to hide behind a large folder.
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Have you ever experienced love at first sight? If so, with who?
Double questions. The perfect place to type the most random shi* you can think of...and yet I don't :)
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Have you ever experienced love at first sight? If so, with who?
Hahaha these questions really do make me wonder sometimes.
Let's see...I would like to believe I have. With *shock, horror* Nix.
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Would u ever get married?
With the right person and enough time, I probably will.
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What do you mean "you don't count the time before you realised it?" When did you realise it and how? And also how can you have a crush on someone for over three years? That's INSANE oak. Is that even qualified as a crush anymore?
Nosey lil bastard aren't ya?
Beeecause I'm rather obtuse at points and I don't realise things until they blap me hardcore in the face sometimes. I always knew I had a thing for her even while we were seeing other people.
I didn't realise it was a crush till something happened and we got to flirting and I realised how powerful of a reaction she could create in me. Don't remember specifics of that tho :)
I don't know how its lasted that long or if it even qualifies as a crush anymore, I just more or less go with it.
Hahaha please don't call me "oak", I'm not a tree :)
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Who is your current crush?
Double questions for the win?
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Who is your current crush?
Hmmm. Tricky question. Haha well not really.
I'd have to say my current "crush" is Nix. She'll always hold an extremely special place in my heart regardless of what else ever happens.
That said, on occasion she does actually piss me off and drain the life outta me and such, but I think that goes with the territory.
There is one other contender for the title of "clays crush" (hehehe, douchebaggy, aren't I?) but it would be unfair to list her as I have her and that's an entirely separate discussion.
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Who is your biggest crush?
Biggest ever? Niquita wins that hands down. And she's also the longest at 3 years (maybe longer, I don't count the time before I realised it) :)
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On a scale of 1 to 10..... Can I marry your sister?
Yes, luke. You can definitely marry my sister :P
How else will I get rid of her /:
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Hmm.. I think you should explain further ;p (your last answer) Tiger6237
Hahahaha you're one ta ask for an explanation.
Well let's see...I did things I've never done before. My partner was very...responsive and we broke a personal record for both of us. Let's just say I honestly didn't think we'd be able to smash a record that thoroughly :P
That enough detail?
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Who is the last person u had se* with? And if u don't wanna say--- was it memorable?
Well, I've had se* with a total of one people (yes, I'm calling em a people, deal with it) this year. Who that is, is something I won't get in to over this. Suffice to say its a woman.
It certainly was memorable, yes. Do I need to explain further?
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I've seen nicks before. She is not that pretty. Now Rubi- she was a stunner! U have some taste :P
Yes, I do have some taste.
Prettiness undermines and under values real beauty. It destroys its meaning. Nix isn't pretty, she's beautiful. There is beauty in that girl that no-one should ever even contemplate screwing with.
I'll leave your comment about Rubi as is. At least that isn't a back handed degrading remark.
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When u said you were thinkin about an ex, who was it?
Well, there's a reason I haven't put a name down. I'll leave you to contemplate what that reason could possibly be.
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What made u attracted to Rubi?
A similar reason that I found Nix attractive. I saw some beauty in her.
Just a warning, attempting to model yourself on anyone I've dated before is a guarantee for failure.
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Who are u in love with right now
Hah. Like I'd answer this on qoohme.
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Why were u first attracted to nicks?
She's f***ing beautiful? I don't know how else to put that? And she's an amazing person, even from a distance.
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What is the star sign u are most attracted to?
Again, this is an "as it stands" type of question - I'd say its between Scorpio and Aries.
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Who's on your mind right now?
The person that just fired off a barrage of questions at me, the people I went bowling with last night and an ex.
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Who is the person u feel most at home talking to?
Another unsurprising answer, I suppose. As it stands that person is my best friend, Fee. Haha you don't become someones best mate without learning almost literally everything about them AND a huge level of comfort in the flow of conversations.
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Who would you really like to get back together with and why?
If I really had to pick between anyone I've been with before, I'd have to say Nix tops the list of those I'd actually bother getting back together with. The "why" isn't really something to go in to in a non-private forum but suffice to say that there was something there that was lacking in other romances.
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Has anyone ever complained about your... "Size" lmao
Unsurprisingly, yes, there have been complaints. The real surprising bits are the differences in complaints between the people that have stepped up and bothered to make a comment but I'll leave that to the imagination :)
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*ring ring*.... what's ya favourite scary movie? *scream mask face* Tiger6237
I've seen some deeply disturbing movies in my life. I'd have to say the best has to be The Exorcism of Emily Rose.
Unless this is a trick question, in which case...its Stab! :D :P
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Did you know... you're incredible? :) Tiger6237
No, no I didn't. But thank you, regardless :)
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Why would u say that?
Why would I say I'm not the one that's the best suited for that? Because I don't believe myself to be all that great. Its pretty much as simple as that. She deserves someone that can make her truly happy every day.
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No I just think that she is an incredibly strong and amazing woman who has been through a lot. And that she deserves to be with someone who would take care of her like u.
I completely agree with almost everything you've said. Not sure if I'm the right person for that job, tho.
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I'm team Niquita! :) she was the best g.f u have had yet. She is really remarkable. I think u should get back together with her so your couple name could be Nickton lol :)
Wow, correct spelling and everything. You must be a huge fan :P hahaha
Why would you say that she's the best yet? That's...an odd opinion for someone to have while addressing me over an anonymous site.
She is certainly remarkable tho.
I have a few posts dealing with exes and all that jazz, I suggest you read them :) I like limiting the amount of times I repeat myself.
Couple names are for celebs, so unless I missed something, I don't need one :)
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How did you become so darn awesome??? :):):)
I don't know? :) it just happened along the way, I suppose.
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What about nukita, does she still have a place in your heart?
Its spelt Niquita. Not really that difficult of a name, no offence :)
You really should read my old responses hey...I've dealt with this topic before. A few times, actually.
If she didn't occupy any space in my heart she would never have been close to my longest relationship yet.
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Do u consider Rubi the love of your life?
Hmmm. I appreciate having had her presence in my life. That's about as far as it goes right now hey.
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Is it true that all the girls u have dated became slu*s?
Yeah I don't know who you are, but you have no right to say anything that degrading about anyone. Much less about anyone I've dated.
As for the question itself- what happens to the people I used to date after we break up has extremely little to do with me and for the greater part they deserve your utmost respect. I suggest you speak of them with such.
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Are you open to "dating" or "seeing" people now? Or not interested?
For now I'm "open" to it :)
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Out of all the girls u have ever dated, nicks was my favourite. U should get bak together with her ;)
Pimping another person like a boss. \m/
But on a serious note- your opinion would probably carry more weight if I had the vaguest idea who you are :) seeing as I don't...this post will probably be forgotten in about 10 mins. Sorry.
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So... wana shag now or later?.......... Or now till later?
Yes :D hahahaha
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Is there anyone special in your life right now? Someone you might be romantically involved with? - I'm not talking about friendship. If there is tell us about that person. If there isn't, why not?
If the "us" in question really wanted to know about my "love" life especially as far as anything resembling a significant other is concerned all they'd have to do is ask. That part of my life is never up for public debate in a form such as this. If anyone actually bothered asking me this in a more direct manner they would probably get a more direct answer.
There is more to me than who I am or am not seeing. Please keep that in mind when asking questions in future.
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Who do you consider to be the love of your life so far? And be honest. No bullshi* about how u can't rate girls etc etc... There has to be someone who you did consider to have a profound presence in your life.
This is entirely redundant of me to ask, but why do you care?
I really don't rate people. Everyone has their merits and every relationship has them too.
I'd suppose in terms of presence the greatest there have been so far are Nix and Rubi.
Asking for a choice between them would be ridiculous, and I would refuse on principle.
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Is there anyone that u wish u were still close with and had a good relationship with?
Haha yeah. I'd think it would be strange if I didn't want that. I have a list far too long and complicated to list on a place like this though :)
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Which ex would u like to get back together with?
Hahahaha this question makes me LOL.
As wonderful as some of the people that I've dated are, I wouldn't date any of them again.
I suppose to fully understand the why (yes, there is a reason) you'd have to actually talk to me about it :)
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Close your eyes, describe the sounds in your environment.. please? Tiger6237
Hmmm...
Okay then...
Distant chatter from the drunk people upstairs. My music playing softly in the background. Haezer playing right now. Trees are rustling in the breeze outside. My window is open.
That's about it. I've written about what I usually hear at night at some point :)
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Where is the dodgiest place you've had se*?
Against a tree...I refuse to explain this one any further hahahaha
A very close second would probably be the baby changing room in clearwater mall. Also not explaining this one further
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Would u say that u had a better relationship with ruby or nicks?
I don't rank relationships. Haha never have and never will. I certainly had two very different relationships. Calling one better would be an insult to any memory of the other.
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I think u and nicks made a cute couple. I haven't seen ruby so I wouldn't know.
Hmmm...there are pictures somewhere on my facebook of me with Rubi. I very rarely delete anything.
Normally I would say thank you for the compliment but there is a very real reason that me and her aren't together. We aren't good for each other on any level in a relationship.
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Just want to clear it up that u miss them :) are u still close to them?
To say I outright miss them would be an outright lie.
My opinions and views on certain things can be cleared up more effectively if you'd like to have a long conversation with me. I'd be far more...open.
I haven't spoken to either in a very long time.
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Do u miss ruby and nicks?
...I swear I answered this a day ago...
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It says ask, but I'd rather just say what's on my mind;
You are truly an extraordinary creature :) Tiger6237
Why thank you :) that's really sweet of you to say (and think)
Hahaha I can just imagine the looks on peoples faces who read this and think "ohmegerd how cud he think been called a cre8chr is sweeeet ermagerd"
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What's the cutest thing that has happened with you and your girlfriend at the time?
Well...I don't know which ex you're talking about. So I'm just going to name the two most significant ones which would be Rubi and Nix and the cutest moments with each would have to be laying on her couch during a thunderstorm while watching charlie bartlett with R and waking up next to N in my arms.
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If you could go back in time and relive a memory, what would it be?
Hahaha I have a list of memories I'd like to re-live. Its far too long of a list to list here and some of those moments are far too private or complicated to post here without causing quite a few problems.
One of them I think that's suitable is 3 months back when I was 10 when I helped look after a kid who had been abused to the point where he had lost all sense of sanity. I was the only one that he would listen to and was comfortable with.
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Are you interested in someone now?
Possibly. Haha...
I'm currently more interested in knowing who is interested in me tho :)
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What is the most comforting memory you have?
I'd say...remembering things about my little siblings. Like my smallest brother falling asleep in my arms when he was a baby. Its probably not what people expect but my little siblings make my life :)
Haha there's also other random little things that always make me smile.
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Do u miss any of your ex girlfriends? If so, who?
Hahahaha this is prying. But...I'll half answer it. I miss the memories we made. Like I said in my most recent previous response, everyone you meet changes you and some people just make enough of an impact to make you think of them for the rest of your life.
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Have u ever dated anyone that changed your life?
I believe that every significant relationship changes you, and that extends well beyond the world of dating. Short answer - I have.
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I need to pee like a pregnant lady :)
Just wanted to let u know :)
Clay piee? It even sounds legit
Thanks for that. I thought all ladies pee'd the same way tho? Heh. The crazy shi* you learn at 1am over qoohme. Met eish.
I am legit. I'm the most legit mofo you've ever met. Deal with it.
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So clay?
Yes, Clay. Just clay. All clay. Clay topped clay-pie flavoured clay. With a side of se*y. What's up?
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Clay I feel left out!
I haven't asked u dodge p****/ se* question :(
Hahaha I'm kidding!
I'm the awesomest you know right?
Right?
Damn right you are! And its okay. Everyone wants to know about my p****/se* life. Its sad. Its not my fault its just so epic they can\'t be a part of it :/
rnI love you bebeh :P hahaha
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what do u think about the jacob zuma painting "the spear"
I think its a really good piece actually. Art is not meant to be comfortable and consumed by the mas*es easily. Something that sparks as much thought as discussion as that painting has done can only be good
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the best and the worst word that has been used to describe u
Oooh... Difficult.... Hmmm I\'d say best would be someone calling me gorgeous (inside and out) and worst would be a tie up between womaniser, douchebag, as*hole and man-*****
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would u say u are popular
Pffft. No. I piss people off way too much to ever really be popular
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british or french accent...which is hotter
Brit! French just doesn't have any umph to it
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have u ever experimented with drugs
I don't ever even touch anything that's been tampered with in some lab somewhere. I probably never will.
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which body part do u enjoy holding the most in other people
I enjoy holding people. If I really have to be specific I'd say...waist.
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what would u rather be....prostitute or p*rnstar
p*rn star. Least they have decent health checks.
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what is the stupidest thing u have done for love
Fooled myself into believing it was a two way thing and turning myself into a villain to make their life simpler pretty much tie for first on that one hey
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have u ever had a physical fight with a friend, if yes what about
I've had a few years n years ago over petty things really
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what would u choose average look high intellect or extraordinary look average intellect
Average look high intellect.
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vampire diaries or true blood
Vampire diaries. Can anyone deny the allure of Nina Dobrev and Ian Summerhalder?
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what annoys u more twilight or justin bieber
Twilight. Good gods TWILIGHT annoys me more than any other piece of literature ever. And yes, I have read it and seen all the movies. It. Is. BULLshi*.
Justin beiber is just...meh?
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how many people can fit on ur bed
Depends on which way you lie but up to about 4 or so I think
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do u think u make a good boyfriend
When I love I love deeply. I'd do just about anything for anyone I'm with. Supposedly I'm also very chivalrous and sweet. I believe in respect. So...I sure hope I'd make a good boyfriend.
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which genre of music describes u best
Rock
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whos ur favourite parent and y
My step mom :)
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tell me ur life story in five words
That would be impossible
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if i asked for a nude portrait of u would u give it
Depends on who would see it :)
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what animal do u c yourself as and y
I've been told that the Cat suits me so I suppose that:)
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what is ur dream job
Acting in a series like Skins
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whats your hidden talent
I don't have one?
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do u think chefs are se*y
I think se*y chefs are se*y
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are u religious?
I believe in a higher power, but religion is a mess.