Clyde Mthembu
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R u top or bttm
Hebana, Top of what?? Bathong!
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so wen we gna meet?
Inboxx!!
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4 me u r d 1 d@ gt away
I realized that maybe you didnt need my love like that way I needed yours. You were beautiful in lying so we were a beautiful accident. I thought we were heading to a great direction but you had something else in your mind, you got my hopes up and then let me down. *Im blocking you*
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D u give relationshp advce 2 yur fr!ends
Yep, at times. I once told them to get married and live happily ever after in a forest.
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wats ur ideal partner?
You mean describe my ideal partner? Okay. Someone who's funny, puts me first lol, gets that I'm crazy, someone who has a sense of humor, someone who loves melted cheese kwaaa, someone who'll stay up with me all nyt watching movies, action movies that is. Who doesnt mind my habit of licking my fingers after eating lol... An honest, faithfull partner. Looks arent everything but sense of style 60/100. Lol
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huz yr fb krush?be honest
You. Lol
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if u nd me got married nd had a child wat name wud u gv hm or her??
Who told you I wanna have children? I like the name Nathan for a boy and Rehanna for a girl.
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why u single? your cute
Lol. Thanks
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You wish you could meet some of your facebook friends! Who are they?
Only one person comes to mind, and I can't say their names.
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Wuld you choose money ova happiness?
Money can't buy you happiness, It can for a few minutes but then you'll go back to being depressed. I want to die having lived and loved.
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whos ur fav0rite faceb00ker?
I have a lot of favourite Facebookers. I have become close with some of them and my biggest wish is to meet some of them.
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wat song best describes ur personality?
I\'ve got split personalities, lol. So the songs would be, Beyoncé - Satelites And *****cat Dolls - I don\'t need a man/Outkast - Heya.
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yur fav chris brown songz
I'll go, For your love, she ain't you and take you down.
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Do u find it easy to trust?
Only trust God. Other then that, no. I don't trust anyone - I've learnt the hard way.
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Have u found da 1 yet if nt y?
Lol, No. I don't know why, I guess nobody wants me hey.
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ur favorite zahara tracks
I don\'t own her alb*m nor do I like but theres this song I think its \'Umthwalo wam uyandisinda\'. I love it.
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HHaibo wena dnt u own anythng either dan jeans nd shirts lol.no offence
None taken. Lol, me + Fashion = Disaster. So I stick to Jeans and shirts.
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lol high nd myty. who waz actng high nd myty wen u threw a drink @ mpumelelo lst yr @ u knw wher.haha spke 2 soon ane
O.m.g I know whos asking this. You know Mpumelelo was testing my patience, you know me I dont let people walk all over me. Oh and that incident, is so last year move on *****!!
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Wats ur ultimate turn off?
Someone who digs their nose is better than someone Who think and acts like they're high and mighty.
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Sup nigga? Wasgoood on yo side dawg?
SUP Homéy! Errrthang is good hey. THANKX:)
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Iv noticd in da pst fw weeks dat u nd sum1 i wont mention hv bein ryting luv msgs on ur walls r u 2 datng? lol ansa honesly
LALELA LA WENA WITCH! First of all, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you all up on my wall? And F.Y.I they're not messages thats a song you loser!
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Wats ur fav fud nd treatz?
Lol, Cereal is my favourite food and I love chicken, even though I try not to eat too much of it. *happy face* and I love Chocolate Tinkies.
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hv u eva sang 4 sum1?whu ws it nd wat sng?
My good friend from high Skool, Zandile. I sang Beyoncé's Halo.
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Wer do u c yrself in 5 yrz tym?
Living my dream
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top or bttm or vers?
Of What?
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wts d bst gft u eva recivd?
Love .Knowledge. Intellect.
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do u find urself stil missing ur ex?
Lol. No! Never!
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u r mi fb crush;-)whoz urz
:))I'm flatted. And Oh, I don't have a Facebook.
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wat does it take 2 gt u into bed
You just have no cuoth, how can you ask me that??! It takes a car, top position at a company you own with an amazing salary and great benefits.
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Will u have *ex wth me without a condom
HELL HELL NO! Hell To The No! Oh Hell No.
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WAT MUSIC WUD U LYK TO PLAY WEN WE MAKE LUV ND WAT SONGSS?
Lol. We?? Hell No!
But I'd like to play some slow pop/soul music like Beyoncé's 1+1 and Dance for you.
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AFTA HW MANY DATES WUD U SLP WIT SUM1?
After 10 Dates. :)
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do u smoke?
Nope, I quitted 18 months ago
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Wat do u do clyde? Anyhoo wud luv to meet u sum day
I'm studying:) Lol, thankx. I hope you don't get disappointed when you do meet me, I'm a facebook show off but in person I'm quiet.
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top/bottom/vers?
From which angle? *thinking face*
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hu is yr man?
Nobody! Lmao
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*ex on da beach or old traditional way?
Lol, at the Beach If its dark near a fire Yes.
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do u hv a Gold teeth?
Yeah, but I'm taking it out in the next few weeks for travel purposes. Why you ask?
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the bst gift u ever bn given
Love
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Wats you favorite wine?
Lol Nüvö. I don't usually drink but I've tasted a few, I'd like to taste Nuvo one day.
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uyaphuza??phuzan??hw often??
Yeah. I love DJ and all the popular alcoholic drinks. I drink occasionally
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yu r being stalkd on qooh u knw dat?
Lol. I'm being warned not stalked.
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you act like a god-fearing person on facebook.i know all about your *****y side.i guess what im tryna say is...see you and that f***** in hell!!!dont waste time replying.dont give a ****.
I am a God-fearing person and I\'m not at all *****y, except if you\'ve tested my patience. But eish, okay I\'ll stay away from him. Promise, after what I saw, yho.
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What do u do wen u under presure an stres an u hav 2 mke a decison real fast
I meditate. I go to the beach just to think about it and clear my head. Ask for advice and then decide. I don't make good decisions abruptly.
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wake washelwa intombazan? wathin wena??
Yes. I said HELL NO. Ngyadlala I said I can't.
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Wts ur 1 bigest regret?
Lol, during school days I was a sharp student but when my family went through a hard time I was really stessed and my grades decreased, I've always wanted to be a doctor my grades were'nt that good so now I'm making it up at tertiary by realising my potential, Plan B.
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which sports do u play bra?
I played Tennis and Vollyball.
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hv u eva dumbed a gal? if yes.. y?
Yes. Because I dated her so people could get off my back until I realised that the queen deserved far better than that, and damn she was beautiful Phuck!
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Wats ur mariah carey favorite songz?
1. Anytime you need a friend. 2. I'll be there 3. Can't live (if living is without you) 4. Honey 5. Heartbreaker 6. Don't forget about us 7. Always be my baby 8. Side effects 9. Ribboned 10. I want to know what love is
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R u a gud kisser
Lol. The people I've kissed always came back for more, so I guess I am.
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yini'vele with you and khalifa anyway.are you two together?!coz hayibo.u are flirting one way.btw im in jhb.incase u wanna hook-up.4get about him
Whats this?? Seriously, get a life I aint flirting without no one. I really hate this, I HATE IT. Hook up with you??
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the only reason why hez back on f.b.is to chew&spit!!!.i Whole-heartedly HATE dat kralipha..or watever guy with all my heart.and seeing you fall for his charms is heartbreakîng.
What did I ever do to you? Please leave me alone. I'm not falling for anyones charms or heartbreaking. SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC!
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On a scale of 0-100%... How honestly r u answerng these questions?
98% for real. :)
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Whats ur biggest fear
I'm anaemic, so if I don't take care of myself like for instance if I don't eat the required food and amount, and look after my body, and if I expose my body when its cold... I might come close to losing my life.
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What is siphamandla mdunge to you? Are you guys together or what?
Lol, okay that was someone I kinda liked but then the distance ay so we became friends. But I'd really like us to be close, very close.
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Wat u lyk 2 do durng ur free tyme?
Read
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u sound so perfect too perfect.y?
Lol, If you only new I'm the most insecure person in the world.
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Why did it end btween us nd y u ignoring ma cals nd my msgs.i mic u
You can't expect me to respond to you everytime, my life doesn't revolve around you. Stop it okay, You know why it ended. UyangCrowda.
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Where are u and what u doing?
On the road. Texting while driving. :)
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Wts yr favrte *ex position?
Listen here you dog, I haven't had any in 6 months. Now stop asking me these questions you about to drive me crazy I'mma do a dropby on you and set this Qhoo on fire. Leave me the Hell alone.
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reali lyk wt u dne 2 mi i cnt reali xplain it im so in2 u
:) lol. Love that song.
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Lets go awt on a date plz i prmise u wil neva regret it..
Ncoooh. Lol
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Do u prefer gay or straight?
Prefer?? Both.
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Do u knw smwhr arnd s.a u hve a frnd dat adores you to bits and she mic u like hell(chmy)
Yes. My funny, loving, drinking(u only call me wen u drunk) and beautiful choma in Pretoria. Ayibo, uzofika nini eDurban Miss her alot. *eshaya ezandla njengo Pearl from Muvhango*
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Is thr any1 ud date on fb nd who?
Yes and there could be someone, 'could be'
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saw u at wrkshp 2day. ur cute r u owez on a rush.
Lol, ncooh thankx. And lol today I was in a huge rush.
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Funniest thng u eva heard?
MAMESHANE!
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Khanyi mbau iz yr role model kwaaa.
Don\'t laugh you *****, I know her on a personal level unlike you. *proud smile* she thought I was a shop assistant at a shop in Gateway,lol.
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Mst influential ppl 2 u?
You mean 'on me'?
1. My mom
2. Beyoncé
3. Oprah
4. My bestfriend Sanele
5. Khanyi Mbau
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Cn we go awt on a date, on sunday? please
I already got one date I don't need two. Anyway I'm going to church on Sunday.
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f***kn EVIL DEVIL WORSHIPERS.DAT EXPLAINS WHY Khalifra TERMINATED HIS ACCOUNT.KHALIFA AND DAT ROZPO ARE JUST SPOILT RICH BRATS DAT USE THEIR LOOKS TO GET WHAT THEY WANT..THEY ALL FAKE ****S!AND U FRIENDS WITH DAT??
Terminated?? 0_o. Is this a Joke?!
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WARNING:DELETE THOSE EVIL WORSHIPERS FROM UR ACCOUNT.I THOUGHT U WERE A CHRISTIAN?!THEY'LL USE YOU,JUST LIKE HOW THEY MADE ME A VICTIM!
Okay, You are scaring me, how do you know this? Are you sure its not your imagination?
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Wer do u c urself in 5 yrz?
In Heaven or Earth.
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Yur favorite song @ da moment.
Kings of Leon- *ex on fire (the Beyoncé Glastonbury version)
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Wt do u hate abt yrself & wt u love?
Lol, I hate that I'm stubborn. Love that I have a close relationship with my man GOD.
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Ill ask u again wh0s ur faceb00k crush?
You want me to say its you right? Sorry to bust your bubble, I don't have one. Lol, sorry.
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bby its u u d 1 dat i luv, u d 1 i need u d 1 whu gvs ur al, u d 1 i cn always cal, wen i nid u mke evrthng so finali u put mi luv on top.
#Dancing# ncawwwwh Mwahhz
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remember in high skul u puld a britny spears and madonna stunt wif anada guy, evribodi waz confusd abt ur *exuality lolz
Lol, yeah I became the first and last black legend. Saddest part it was just a rumour, but hey it brought me alot of proposals,lmfao, and made me stronger!
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Why does Zwayi cals u mshana?
Uyaqina lowo, he's my cousin. #thinking# Who are you?
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i als0 luv khanyi mbau *phaphing*
I know #high Five#
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U can't believe ur gay. Tjo!!!???
Yes I can
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who R u datng?
I'm not dating anyone.
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baby .im one ur ex'es. I want u bck wawumunandi in bed. Ushisa. Plz baby
Nice to be remined I'm good in bed, makes the 5months seem worth it. #Uzoba strong#
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wat do u fink of addington cele?
COOLEST
And oh, its 'think'
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if u w0n 2 tckets 2 c bey0nce live who wd u tke?
My grandmothers helper(maid *hate this word*), she deserves a break.
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wud u go on a blind date.if no y?
No. Because I said so!
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ur 1st taste of Di*#k?
Juicy
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so y arnt u dating?
Lol, Coz I havent been interested in dating lately. Waste of time, I'm just focusing on my grind if love comes it'l come if not, I'm still focused.
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What do u like in a man? Specifics not generals
Tall. Works. Outgoing but likes staying indoors also.
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Wuld u date an unemployed?
Uhm well, *thinking* Okay lets say its you for instance, If I love you ofcourse I'd date you.
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How much duz ur **** weigh?
Uh eh eh. Bathong!!
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whch celeb do u hate.
Bruno Mars. Gosh, I can't stand that gay bastard.
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wher do u usualy hang out?
Most of the time I'm usually at home if not on campus. But I'mma hang out in places 'to be' before I move to Polokwane.
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whu is ur fb crush?
I'll give you a clue. A British singer has the same name as my facebook crush. (songs: Bodies, You know me)
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hw much do u weight?
Last time I checked how much I weighed, it was before I lost weight. Now the only thing I know is my waiste size 30