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Cole Heslinga

Cole_H

ASK ME STUFF! DO IT NOW!

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Sup niggs? I lerv ya man but yooous got a girlfrand:/ Dayumm she's a rockeet tho ill give you thaat one mate!

Thanks, who dafuq is this though?

Cole_H replied 4329 days ago

If a hippo had se* with a tiger what would the babies b called?

A freak of nature.

Cole_H replied 4330 days ago

*he who shall not be named... Again u stupid muggle

You're not a real wizard!

Cole_H replied 4330 days ago

Hello

Sup, anon.

Cole_H replied 4330 days ago

Stupid ignorant muggle -_-

Says you, VOLDEMORT!

Cole_H replied 4330 days ago

Drury lane Bit**... EVERYONE WHO KNOWS THE MUFFIN MAN KNOWS HE LIVES ON DRURY LANE! stupid muggle...

No I still think I'm right. Carry on, Anon.

Cole_H replied 4330 days ago

No there is no problem what so ever... Now can you kind sir tell me the street name of which this muffin man resides on?

At the corner of Kiss and My as*.

Cole_H replied 4331 days ago

Hello random individual who enjoys the company of some of my best companions... I must ask you this crucial pondering so I can obtain the answers to my late night philosophizing...
Do you, kind sir, know the muffin man?

Yeah. Problem?

Cole_H replied 4332 days ago

MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH is cool(y)

Uhh...nope

Cole_H replied 4347 days ago

Ohai dere Cole. Preferred way to die?

In a volcano filled with rainbow juice and razor-toothed pirhannas. I'll die fighting my way through them with only a toothpick and a BB gun while heavy metal plays in the background. Badas* death!

Cole_H replied 4348 days ago

Hahaha... Cole... How's ur math?

Awful and rage-inducing, thanks for asking. :3

Cole_H replied 4349 days ago 2