Connor B
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Why do you only drink half of your udls
Having vodka to mix/Getting up early day after
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork?
Stop.... stutter time
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WHY did you get a kebab you cockhead
Kebabs Kebabs, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel, so let's have Kebabs for every meal
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Thoughts on b*m b*m fun time
Hmu for a lollipop (Ubran Dictionary for you non-understanders)
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Fav position during $ex?
I think we should just be friends
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If you had to fck Cramer would you penetrate him or would he do you
Deep lunge
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Are you sure?
Only occasionally
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Is it true you’ve had some $exual interaction with a goose?
When's the ting went Quakc Quack Quack, you man we're ducking
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Would you rather have a schnitzel and chips or strips and chips
Schnitz boiz all day entry Friday
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Ideal sauce to have with a schnitz?
Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate
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If you weren't a world famous dj would you rather get your fix of child's birthday parties by being a magician or clown?
Comedian like you
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Can we smash mouths cause you're my all-star
Hey now
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Remember that time max got you out in downball lol
Cageos
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There's no pokemon go in heaven pickleboy
Is it even on earth anymore??
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*** on my face daddy
You should probably wipe it off then
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Hi guys Connor Bourke here,
Just commenting to ask Hoe Eddy if his girlfriend is still in a relationship?
Thanks
@J Lucy, market price invaluable
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Do you prefer to slap slop slip or slip slop slap
Slip in a slip of slapping
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Why is life pointless??
Desi stole my sunshine
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What's your favourite $ex position?
The Helicopter
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Thoughts on playing the double bass or maybe even the cello or for the really daring the violin?
Tooba
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You are honestly one of the funniest people I have ever met (sometimes I have a hard time displaying my emotions, however I am chuckling on the inside). Hopefully you can accept this so we can become best friends again. Lots of love <3 TB
123456789soon comeback tour featuring Shannon Noll
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Hey guys, Tyler Bradley here. Just writing to Connor to let him know how much he means to me. I know we have had our disagreements in the past but I am ready to make amends starting off with this apology..... I'm sorry!
Resident A$$hole here ^_^
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Is it true you sniffed Max's camo pants?
Yolo
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What sort of p*rn do you watch?
Shoreham Pokemon
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Why do fish swim when the water is cruel?
Why do we breath when life is pointless
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Do you like Continental Cup-a-Soup Creamy Potato and Bacon with Croutons? It's really nice
Send me a cup, PO box 3728 Mentone Vic
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Do you like jazz?
Heyyyy, that's pretty good!
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Is it true that you're a fan of jazz?
Mom's spaghetti
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Jazz is great ain't it?
Knees weak
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You look like the kind of man who likes jazz. Are you?
His palms are sweat
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if you could be a sauce what sauce would you be?
Peri-naise so Joe Eddy could take me home and shove me in the pantry
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If you were a soup what kind of soup would you be?
Boiling water
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Is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind?
Nahh
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Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path?
Some call me Sam Barron
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Is it true that when you urinate through your bent schlong it flails around like a loose garden hose?
Lol
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Heard you were a victim of pooey dck syndrome
Alabama hot pocket
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Is it true you have a bent dck?
90 degreez
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How big is your dck?
It's a dig bick
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Word on the street is "we out here" is this true?
$ per hour boii #DJCB
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cooking with connor II?
Vape nation
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Omg Joe Blain is fkn hot af oh god oh boy oh boy. Is he single?
Joseph - you're gonna need 2 rulers
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What is success to you?
Being satisfied with whatever you set out to achieve
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Your father's name?
Kev, KB, the big man :P
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What is your mother's name?
Mum <3 Yes, I read the question right...
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what did Alex Preistly do?
Hmmm, let's try physical violence, like kicking me and giving me a black eye then saying he thought it was a football, idiot. Then there's the continuous acting as a baby, s*cking his thumb, walking with mummy to the crossing, soooo precious, gtfo. All in all, you know him, you'll understand me
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Jeddy boiiiiiii
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What would you like to ask God?
Is all this real, or is it just an illusion?
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What's your favourite colour?
Black, that's a shade though. Probably green, idk anymore :D
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Best TV show from the UK?
Used to watch Doctor Who religiously, best show would probably be Sherlock, genius
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Favourite Band/Artist?
umm, Always loved Powderfinger and Jet, been listening to Top 40 stuff recently aka Macklemore, Eminem, One Republic, etc
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Guitar?
Electric and Acoustic, music to my ears :P
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A person you never want to talk to again?
Thumb s*cker, aka Mummy's baby, aka ***** squeeler, aka Alex Priestly, off to hell ****wit
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How long did your last call last?
under a minute, lol
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Why don't you play more "DJ" music at parties?
Well, I'll take it you've heard me before. Part of my deal with Version is to play more pop music than anything else, basically to keep business good. Trust me, I'd love to play EDM and Bangers all night but it's not like that :P
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Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
Japan, not because of individuals or racism, they use 8 times the amount of resources they produce, 8 TIMES! This is why the future looks bad for us, countries like this that can't even produce enough to suit it's own people, wtf!
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
intelligecne for looks if I had to, there's no makeup made for men so if you're ugly *cough cough* then you need something like this
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One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
Date me? hahahaha, no
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What is missing in your life?
Enough Entertainment, a common problem, sah bored :/
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
Probably ask someone out/be better meeting new people around
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You're still a **** dj
There is no such thing as a **** dj, I enjoy what I do, I have my own set of skills and if i'm limited in my abilities due to the music that needs to be played, so be it, I do well for what I'm paid to do, even I can say that proudly
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Do u like any one? And if u do then do they now?
Yeah of course I like people, I'd like to say that they do too but I honestly don't know and really don't mind :)
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What have you learned today?
what have i learned? ummm, sleeping in 'till midday doesn't help much
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What do you think people think of you?
People think i'm f***ing wierd from stuff I did ages ago and how they percieve me now
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you are better than QoohMe
-Michael
that's true, cheers, probably get rid of it now
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you're an inspiration
and you're a legend :D
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When are we going to see another pikelets video? It's been too long
maybe tomorrow, maybe never, give it time
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Why are you so odd
I'm different, like everyone else. Don't expect me to be anyone else except for who I am. If you don't like that, that's fine, don't hang it off me though
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Amuse us? who is us?
Me, myself and I
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This is the most un constructive thing to do with your life
i know, still beats exams
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Are you a scrub?
definately, never seen the show tho
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
tell her you like her... lol :D