Corey
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Most expensive thing you have?
A soul
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Where once I served...
now, I have others serving me.
The cost to my current existence...
be Master Shaw broadcasting his affections...
and me enjoying the pantomime of his fidelity.
If that what keep me from cotton picking ******s, that what it be.
The n***** make for bad mothers
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Who are you dating?
someone awesome.
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"... most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
[raises axe above head]
"Hey Paul!"
haha, hey Joe! American Psycho is such a good movie XD
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10/10 would bang.
oh wait i already have... ;)
Identify yourself.
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I for one think you're a pretty cool guy
:3 oh, you
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Call me mentally challenged and I will redirect Chris pynes bees to u. Yes that is right
Christopher Pyne is a lizard man
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What's it like being prodded with 20 frozen forks at once? Does it feel chilly in a good way?
We should be drinking buddies
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I've heard you like to climb everything.. What's the tallest thing you've climbed?
My nonna's fig tree. She forced me to climb it to pick figs or she'd beat me with her sweeping broom.
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I meant mm, you can't stretch your scrotum to 6m!
Well actually...
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Do you think you're a lion cub?
I'm more of a bear cub
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Do you think you'd make a hot female?
I don't think I can answer that.
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Hottest male and hottest female celebrity?
Christian Bale and Jennifer Lawrence
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It's weird that your family name is Sam
Sam I am.
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How old do you have to be to get your scrotum pierced? I kind of want to go to 6m stretchers there eventually but not sure if I'll need parental permission :s
Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in?
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Do you mean foetus massages? Mmmmm
I'm pro choice
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Hibiscus is a clean flower don't u know anything
I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.
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Do you ever get the tip of your nose massaged vigorously? If not you should definitely try it out sometimes! It's a distinct feeling like no other!
So is a p**** massage. :)
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Do you reckon there's nothing hotter than being spanked with two crabs claws at once in a kind of frenzied fashion that semi feels like you're being pecked by 4 geese?
Are you mentally challenged?
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What would you do if a really hot guy came up to you and caressed your face with a broccoli stalk that had been boiled?
I'd probably have an anxiety attack
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Is it a turn off when people have hibiscus growing from their genitals?
I'd steer clear of anyone growing hibiscus on their privates. I am 85% clean I wanna stay that way.
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Sometimes when I watch u playing the egg game I feel like donating money to you..
Help me I'm poor
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I thought I should tell you but hanging chooks heads upside down off hooks in your ears is not actually indie but is a bit ****ed sorry :/
Yolo swag. Sorry not sorry
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Would u marry anyone over 120 kgs
Be nice to fat people. They have enough on their plate.
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How come it see you so often in the city saying chop chop and pretending to be a train? Just wondering
I'm utterly insane. Sorry.
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Your quite pretty
Thanks toots.
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No offense but your in love with Gina Reinhart and everyone knows it
All 300 tons of her. <3
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The odd thing about u is that u don't realise everyone knows u used to pretend to be tree in the ex prime ministers yard so that u could tally up how many times he didn't appreciate photosynthesis
Woe is me
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It's pretty funny how your life goal is to win australias pool championship. Do you really think you'll be able to do that?
definitely not. although i play amazingly when i'm drunk. hidden talent.
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Do you ever wish you were small so you could fit through a cat flap and never have to use the door?
I use to crawl through my neighbours cat flap door. those were the days :P
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What would you do first if you woke up one day and realised you had been dyed blue?
WHY ARE YOU ANON!? well, actually, this is awkward... one time at a part i passed out and woke up covered in blue paint. it didn't end well.
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What made u realise u wanted to be a gymnast and why do u keep it a secret
I once watched a contortionist s*ck his own willy and it inspired me. how did you know?!
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What would you do if out of nowhere somebody ran up to you and wrapped you up in wool and told you that you were now in a cocoon?
I would get an injunction against them.
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Do you like a lot of meat on your men
cyber bully!
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Touch the butt.
as long there's mutual consent, Aneesh! trust me, you don't want to get the wrong judge at court.
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Rate yourself 1- 100
I am the alpha and the omega. i cannot be rated on such an insignificant scale, puny mortal.
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you're a Nazi!
glass of juice! not gas the jews!!
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What do you do when you angry?
I'd rather not say so. it's disturbing
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are you gay?
Your place or mine?
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Tony! Feed me a prawn! Dardanus1
put down the fork Gina. You're one mouthful away from blowing an artery.
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Who are the top five people today who need a good dose? Dardanus1
where do I begin?! 1. My Pilates instructor. he's just a rude, arrogant man with an obvious superiority complex. (his classes are really crap too.) 2. the guy from bourke street Optus store. I went in to request help with my internet account and he redirected me to their store telephone to speak with customer service. wtf. 3. Tony Abbott for messing up our superannuation. 4. Sean Hannity from Fox News. The guy really grinds my gears. 5. Michelle Obama - she knows what she did!
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Who am I?
Sometimes I ask myself the same question... #quarterlifecrises