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Yeah idk I was just stalking your account and I saw a lot about them so Farge
???
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Forget about Matthew and Nathan, I LOVE YOU and thats what counts Farge
Matthew didn't do anything ?? but thanks Jules x
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Are you an alien Kevin11Millz
No....I'm batman
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Why you wysing my boy about his accident? Do you think getting hit by a scooter is funny? You have a real twisted sense of humour.
I could ask the same thing about you guys taking a piss out of my love for being a DJ guess we're all fcked up in the end ey?
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You still don't know who I am. I'm the guy that started this fatty. Wanna hug and not fight? Quitting already, what happened to breaking my leg?
Well I don't have time for kids that don't know how to entertain themselves without insulting others it's sad really you need Jesus and lot more than a bike accident clearly
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Nah you’re a cool guy bru, apologies mate
All good guys
If I may ask you several guys on the group why don't you just mess with me in person instead of being on your phone?
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What's your favorite genre music?
I'm trying to decide between punk rock and heavy metal
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Nathan Msibi ?
He never took me seriously, don't blame him I acted like a child? but otherwise he's a decent guy didn't he and Jade Villet date at one point?
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Don’t mess with me. You going to DJ at my jol. I’m not asking I’m telling you. Just don’t play junk music like you did at the last jol
Ah music is only Kak if you're too dumb to appreciate all kinds of music
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Matthew is presenting to be your mate bru don’t trust him
Shot Bradley
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Matthew Goodwin is the guy talking crap about you bro
I know he owned up and apologized
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Thoughts on Robin John ?
Quality guy, good dancer, bit cocky but in the end I respect and love the guy
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When’s the next stones jol bru?
No idea I'm working a lot
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Matthew Goodwin wants to fight you. He’s talking crap behind your back
Friends do that but he owned up like a good friend
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You gay af dude
Thanks Being happy is lots of fun
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Matthew with fvck you up bro. Why you wanna fight my boy
He's my boy
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Can you dj my party this Saturday ?
Nah I'm working sorry dude
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Quality reaction to my message. Got exactly what I wanted from you. I'll give you a call sometime and we can meet up. Been a good year or 2. Then you can show me if your fatass can actually fight
Nah dude I don't wanna fight i'd rather want to give you a hug, hugs are much nicer than fighting
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Whens the next party
I'll probs have one before I leave for the states and then hopefully when I come back as well
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You are cringe as fck, stop posting pictures, I know you think you're attractive but you not, also stop calling your fat, muscle lmfao
My dude? say it to my face or gimme a call seriously I'm not gonna hurt you I'll just break your legs and make sure you never walk again ?
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What instantly makes you attracted to a person?
When they smile at me and make me feel like I can do anything
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What is the worst text that you accidentally sent to the wrong person?
?well i can't say that? or can I...
Well it was "I think you should have told me that you were first before you killed it..."
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What should people stop buying?
The idea that teens are useless and worth nothing
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Your whatsapp statuses are gay af
s*ck a **** you Pre pubescent child
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What misconception about you would you like to clear up ?
It was never my fault caitlyn cheated on me and I was made to look like the A$$hole
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What thing did you do that ruined a relationship/s?
I gave my ex the chance to cheat on me again
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Get cancer
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Get AIDS
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Why do you think people like/hate you?
Like: music and social skills and my ability to talk to anyone
Dislike: I talk way too much like it's actually so bad?
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Who is your crush??
I'm trying to figure that out too...tbh there are so many Brilliant and beautiful girls but I just don't know, none of them really have made me feel like I can actually end up with them
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The Internet goes down, suddenly, and forever. What do you do?
Sleep all day
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What's something you fell in love with instantly?
I'd have to say at the time my ex Caitlyn
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I love you
Love you too unknown person
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Put it in me
Uh you gud bro? Do you need a survey?
DM me I'll send you one?
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What's something that took you way too long to realize?
My friends will always see what's happening to me in a relationship before I will and I should trust them
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What are you currently worried about?
Falling back in love with someone I shouldn't
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What will you never ever do again?
Care about what other people want and ignore what I want
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What do you wish had never happened to you?
I'd fallen in love with someone that does not feel the same way.
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How much money do you need right now and why ?
Enough to help people that need it more than I do...
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What's something you tried really hard to like but just couldn't?
To help someone realize the mistakes they make by giving the wrong people a second chance, over and over again
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How can you be a better person?
By letting go of my feelings towards the girl I know I won't end up with...
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What quote do you live by?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and teenage stupidity"
-Dylan Johansson 2016
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What needs to stop ?
Bullying and poverty
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What type of people annoy you the most?
The people that are caught lying or cheating but act like they're completely oblivious to it
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You wanna adopt a cat with me?
Sure
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Honestly, no. Farge
I'm confused
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Drama production is 12th August. Farge
Cool see you there x
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I meant in person. Farge
Ah okay so at the play?
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I need to speak to you as soon as possible ? Don't answer this publicly Farge
Get Facebook messenger
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Would you like to come to the ESCS Drama Production? Farge
Sure sounds like It'll be fun when is it
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U hurt him , u hurt Me u know this AndreaSwanepoel
Mmmmm no that doesn't make any sense he hurt her so he'll now make sure to regret it
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Dylan chill AndreaSwanepoel
No ways if the guy doesn't cool his jets I'm gonna kick his A$$ you know this
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When I know which Spur, I'll tell you. Farge
Cool thanks
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No, no, no. My father will probably do it.
He and I can have a bonding session ??
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Alex is completely out my life. I don't like the way he's been treating my parents. It's a buh-bye from me. He can go s*ck a dck. Farge
Eish thats not good shall I kick his A$$?
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I've unfollowed him on everything. I'm not speaking to him at all. Farge
Good
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I don't know, what did you tell me? Farge
You told me "no everything is gonna be fine this will be different"
I'm always gonna be there to talk to don't worry ?
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As soon as I can, I'm going to delete my photo with him Farge
Well damn are you okay? And what the fck DID I TELL YOU
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When my cat yawns, I put my finger in her mouth.
Aw cool
When my dad yawns I run cos he's like Kirby and eats everything
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What do you wish your parents understood?
Why I do the things I do
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Bruh, I wanna know the story but I can't fcking dm you Farge
Oh lol
I quit my job there cos they expect me to work 14 hours for 150 bucks...that's illegal AF
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Did you go to work today?
I quit working there cos I wasn't being paid enough for the time I worked so no DM me if you wanna know the full story
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Love u fam!❤ AndreaSwanepoel
Are you good bro?
Shall I get the surevy?
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I thought I was your best friend ? Farge
We need to chat sometime.
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What bad habits do you want to break?
My aggressive outbursts when I feel like I'm being attacked
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
Why i can't find a girl to love that won't hurt me and take advantage of my kindness
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Who is your best friend ?
Christian Thom
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What is your greatest regret ?
Losing people close to me because of mistakes that I didn't realize we're being caused by me