Dane Clarke
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Which trend are you not into ?
Anything that american kids do
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What are you passionate about?
Watermelon
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
A good night doesn't need to have a lot of people but some good music and some close mates and its perfect.
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Put chicken bones in a maccas cup about 20 minutes a go.
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My mind.......
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You could die and not a single person would care everyone hates you
Thank you for you input. I'll be sure to put it in the file of things I don't care about.
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One word to describe your Ex
Female.....
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Guys I have a name. Chelseajayde14
We know and apparently so does he......
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I fcked your btch callumstephens
You fcked up
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Next person to say you fcked danes girlfriend I'll personally fck you in the A$$hole I will not hesitate I'll make you my little btch Cyusuf18
Love ya bro. Threats on point
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mate she will deny having $ex with me but She did and its was good ,well it was at a party She was drunk and i fcked her
I highly doubt that because you obviously don't have balls to tell me who you are. When you grow past 2 inch tell me and I'll come help you find a girl with low standards. :*
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How do you plan on ending this year ?
A meteor is going to destroy the earth :*
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I had $ex with your girlfriend
I highly doubt you did. And even if this was remotely true, congratulations, because you seem to have just found a knife in your jugular. :)
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What turns you off ?
Feet....... And forplay ;)
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Who is Moaning Lisa?
She is nothing but a dream
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Can't stop getting feelings for someone
You can if I drill a hole into the center of your pupils...... Nah I'm kidding, but put yourself in my shoes, if you were dating someone and then you found out someone liked her and you didn't want to lose her, then how would you respond to this message?
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Keep up the fantastic work champ! fknbilly
Look champ. When you get older we can talk
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I have feelings for her
Well don't because she's mine.
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What's the go with you and your girlfriend
Everything's the go. Why do you ask?
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
Global warming
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Hahaha b!tch please, I am death
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Why are you special ???
I don't guess I'm just unique..... Just like everybody else
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Whats your addiction?
Coffee smokes and Chelsea
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Battery percentage on your phone?
58%
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You could do so much better than her. Go out and find someone who appreciates you.
She does appreciate me and I appreciate everything she does for me. You're obviously not around us all the time because she is my everything and I don't think I could ever find someone better. As the death cab for cutie song goes, she could do better than me but I can't do better than her.
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Hahaha ewwww no one likes you. Even your girlfriend thinks you're a dumb ****
How bout you fck off. I don't need your sht xoxo
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What is your idea of living the good life?
Enough money to get me through. A beautiful to wake up to. And mates that are always with me
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
None except that time I said no to KFC
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What do you want most out of life?
Lemons. fck loads of lemons
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What is your motto?
If you are what you eat than that makes me human ;)
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You don't deserve Chelsea. She is way too good for you and she needs someone better than you. You are worthless.
Okay :)
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
A world with real freedom, or a cute night with Chelsea Markham
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Last great thing you did ?
I got a photo with the electricutioner from Gotham!!!!!!
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Sandwiches
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What's under your bed?
Dead bodies
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What cheers you up ?
Chelsea Markham
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Haha I'm already perfect and I can't die ;)
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Best compliment you ever received ?
Nice Pokemon cards
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You've cheated on you girl .
Haha have I ? If you would like to inbox me and tell me when I would be very intreged
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A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
The day I decided to go to Chairo
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Who should Marcelo kiss ?
Marcello should kiss whoever actually spells his name right....... boom bittch thats me!
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Not tried hard enough......
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Your a player
How did you know....... i play assassins creed
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What is your current mood and why ?
Happy because im talking to the most important person in my life :) Chelsea Markham
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Describe your life in 3 words
Boring, poor and stupid
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Why should people love you ?
They shouldn't....... because i shaved my beard
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Not...... hahahahaha
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What's missing in your life ?
Lots of money and lighters. Always missing lighters.
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thoughts on Dana mendis and adam mcdonald
Good bros of mine but i haven't seen dana in ages. Gotta catch up soon
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Thoughts? alexiapapoulis
We have to catch up soon! Its been way too long. We still need to go out for lunch (with chels).
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I have feelings for you but your with Chelsea and we're close friends
I do love chelsea and she is everything to me. I dont ever plan on leaving her so keep it a secret and we can stay friends :)
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Chelsea does deserve you. I love you squish more than world Chelseajayde14
Nawwwww cutie
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Chelsea doesn't deserve you
Doesn't she?
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Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Unfriended
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What would you do if you see you're car drive off one night?
Literally go out and slaughter whoever took it. I would rip them limb from limb and would leave their remains in a sealed tub in the tray as a warning for everyone else. :)
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Thoughts on Laura bates
She is kind, funny and a good friend. I've gotten to spend some time with her and she is really nice to hang out with.
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Money or Loyalty ?
Loyalty all the way. Money is easy to get but loyalty is hard to get back
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Dodge Viper ACR
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Would you take it in the as* or the mouth?
The question isn't would I the question is have I ;)
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Thoughts? alexiapapoulis
Hungry..... You're really nice and I'm glad we still talk :) and I'm glad chelsea and you get along too
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Chelsea for company and Marcello for food :)
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I thought we were dating? Rocky3015
We definitely are :)
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Lets fk *exy lucaspapoulis
Let's do it baby
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Thoughts on Ishan?
Haha *exy mutha fuka
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What does your perfect day look like?
Any day I get to spend with my beautiful girlfriend Chelsea!
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I can't she knows who I am
Ohhhhh okay, do I know you?
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If you where to be gay with anyone...other than Chelsea who would it be?
Marcello!!!!!!
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I'm actually so jealous , she's so beautiful and I wish I had a chance with her , but I'm glad she's happy now
Haha thanks, inbox me who this is. I'm not upset you like her I can see why :)
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Thoughts on Chelsea Lowe?
She's funny and a fun person to hang out with, we have to hang out soon!
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I'll tell you who I am Saturday ;)
Okay just keeping the suspense!
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Your squishy and I love you Chels2468
Yes I am and I love you too
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Probably should delete that post haha now i feel like an ***hole to Tom Hilton lol
Haha nah who is this? Inbox me
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Who are you in a relationship with
Chelsea Markham!
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I'm only kidding it's not Tom hilton looool
Haha I figured..... Tom has no BOYZ neither the guys to actually show up :p
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Thoughts on Ishan? you white pseudo
Haha Ishan is a wimpy little ***** and I'll smash him..... Joking, Ishans a great guy and an inspiration for others to get fit.
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I want your body in my mouth
Will it fit?!?!
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I'm gonna gate crash your party with 10 of my boys
Tom first of all you don't have ...boys, and secondly if you even come past my house then I'll break your ****ing legs :) Love from Dane
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It's Thomas Hilton
Haha then **** off...... Seriously
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Don't get why people want you and Chelsea to break up. I mean we all know it's not gonna happen and even if it did she'd just be all mine so they should stop wasting their time xD caitlinwilding
Exactly, people just jealous :p
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Am I aloud to **** shut up at yours saturday?
Depends in who this is?
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Who do you miss right now?
She knows who she is :)
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Dogs, dogs AND low life's everywhere!!!
Don't forget s***bags who have nothing better to do than try tear apart other peoples relationships
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did you **** chelsea
I think by **** you mean love, so yes I did/do love Chelsea
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Ahh bro, some people are really low, they need to chill out, have two slabs of corona, a bottle of Jim, a ten pack of double blacks and a four pack of Jack ;)
Sounds like a plan!!! Man I don't understand why people are soo excited to get into my business
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I can't wait till Chelsea dumps you
Don't hold your breathe, or maybe you should
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Greatest moment this week
An hour and a half ago when my little brother shot from half court in basketball and got it in, about twenty seconds after the game had finished
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Why do you have so much swag chels124
Haha because they are soulless creatures that hide under beds
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how do you feel about your girlfriend who is obviously cheating on you with that other girl
What can I say it's a modern day love triangle.
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Thoughts on Chelsea Markham and Caitlin Wilding
Chelsea is amazing beautiful and I'm lucky to have her, Caitlin is like a little sister to me! Love them both dearly!
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Your source of happiness?
Death and destruction...... Nah jokes, it's defiantly love for my friends and family.
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How much is enough money for you?
Enough is being able to buy a frozen coke every ten minutes! Forever
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The greatest moment in your life ?
I don't know there is a lot of awesome things that I've done!
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Something you wish you were doing right now
Anything :) anything is better than studying!
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Who makes you happy?
My friends, my family and my beautiful girl :)
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Woo! Life story!! Yeeah!!!! :))))
Haha :)
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Dude, you s*ck, -.- you will tell me eventually!!!
We'll have another chat soon, I'll catch you up on all the details with my situation,,
Btw, "she's my mum's daughter-in-law to be" was the cutest thing ever!! Nawh!!!! :'))
Haha thanks Sarah :) one day I'll tell you my life story! :)
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Treat her good, I treated her badly and I lost the most perfect person ever... Please be good q
Damn straight you did!!!! I'll look after her for ya :)
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Too bloody bad !!
Well have fun trying!
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so what is your connection to chelsea m?
She's my mums daughter in-law to be!!! In other words, I'm dating her :p
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Im going to bite your p**** off next time I see you
Haha good luck! I have a chastity belt on :)