Danilo Duricic
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Victoria got destroyed
okay?
One word to describe your Ex
banana
Any big plans for this NEW YEARS EVE
kinda
Who's your best friend in Vet business and is a guy and you always sit next to?
idk everyone in the class but furkan
How do you feel when your in a $ex mood?
fck up erdem
How do you have such a cool driver's license?
skills
10 hottest chicks in your year level
leng, gnel, mei, hai, yang, leng
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A really hot banana
What is your current state of mind?
Not a happy camper
Whats yo fav $ex position lets engage
The yellow nazi role mongoose
Go eat a crunchy taco you mexican i swear ill smach you out with a burrito wearing a sombero on the beaches of el mexico speaking el spanole
Oh yea
Mexicans i swear are such peculiar folks you demonstrate this perfectly
Thank you not many people understand the work and goals I try to accomplish
How deep is you shtink?
About 32 inches
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Sence of humor
I hear a lot of story's about you but you are actually a really nice guy
Actually means heaps thank you
Ur tall an spunky boi
What I was goin for x
im so gonna make you suffer on your birthday with that $exy six pack photo of you baby =)
Erdem if u post it I will fcking destroy u not even joking I will mutilate u for fcking fck sake u fcking **** eating *****
What would you do if LENG set his d iiiiick on FIRE
Spit on it
Do you like tarantulas
Mmm not really
What's under your bed?
A beheaded dwarf, 3 cats, 10gs an a horses foot
A Moment in your life you not proud of ?
I rapped a cat once...
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I peeled a banana the wrong way up... Plz don't judge, plz no hate
is it true that you sleep talk?
Find a big fat dck and fck yourself now.
Can I tongue punch you're fart box?
Kk
Far this mexican thinking his all flashy and sht wtf you on lad find yourself a taco and put yourself on it
Too tru
How's your wife, Monica?
Dead thanks
Ever see a bird die?
Ever seen Jem shoot a bird?
What is your current mood and why ?
Happy
Jem dead
Have you had $ex with anyone???
Banana peel was thrown
Describe your life in 3 words
Weird, yolo, paradoxically
Why should people love you ?
Because they will get free bananas
What do you hate the most?
Fake ppl an being ignored
Yeah you do its that Jem kid, the hot one with the big nipples
U got me
Do you like anyone right now?? I know you do and I know who so don't billsht
Nah
Have you ever smeared your poop onto a car and then came your initials onto it??
No sht
I think you cause the first e***tion of many people.. Especially the pre pubes.. You just force the hormones upon them with your beauty and benevolence
Why thank u my fine banana peel
One time I blew a load and realised you were on my mind... You helped me find my $exuality with that $ex face and that $exass body. I would never have discovered myself if it weren't for you
I owe you life and my cat
Fairio
I heard you got erect once and they quoted it to be a skyscraper
U know it happens
wow y wud u kill a bird
Why would u shoot it in the A$$
Have you ever used a bow n arrow
Yes
I heard you're 1/32 sole????
Ye
Did it smell afterwards????
I will end u
Have you ever fingered a girl?!?
Jem fck up
What are your thoughts on jemmy fckboi?
Hot.
Why don't you change your profile picture???? Are you a homophobe?
Omg been through this fck urself right now
find a nice large p****
stick it right up there
Still u should do it everyone is trying to show support that way and how come you keep saying this against the "don't judge challenge"?? It's about not judging people and you think that's "gay"?
Why r u asking me this?? I'm not going to change my profile picture or anything just because other people r doing it, an first I never said it is "gay" and all the challenge does is make fun of people so doing it not only makes u look like a dckhead but it makes u a ****
How come you don't have the filter on your profile picture
Because I don't really care about it an if I did changing my profile picture to a fcking rainbow won't do sht
Why don't u support gay marriage?
Never said I didn't?
How do you want people to treat you ?
Like the **** taylen is
Rate yourself out of 10
Banana
How do u get money?
I sell oranges on the black market
Why do u have to come back to school on monday again?
Me an marky boy stole a fire extinguisher from T6
How many times do you stop to stare at my A$$, and say "dayum dat A$$" ?
This could be so many people ahaaha
What type of people bore you ?
Non weird people
What do you hate about yourself ?
Can never meet the right guy
Get thrown off the border u Mexican
IM NOT MEXICAN fck YOU
Do u dream about people u know?
Not really?
What's up with u an Rianna
Frands nothing else
What do you want right now ?
A mint chili g biscuit buddy
hey apparently you sleep talk?
Who ever this is.
I will find you.
I will mutilate you.
I will obliterate you.
U will die.
Do u like anyone?
Idk bruv
Why do u talk to so many girls?
**** off I dont
Your a slimy mexican
Fair enough
Ur so hot I wanna inbox you pls talk to me.. :((
**** off taylen, jem or Leng
Its weird how exactly this time last year we were so close and now we just walk past each other like strangers
Then inbox me
I really miss u ur really good to talk to u can hold a conversation u r so caring and the best hugger but i can't just inbox u because it will be to awks :(
I'll make sure it's not awkward inbox me
Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
Banana
good year 9s 10s 11s
Don't really know any year 9s an not close with much yearc10s anymore an most year 11 besides jem
Would u kiss a random?
Mmn depends
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Meth
Blond with blue eyes
Still dono
How's Melissa?
I dono a Melissa?
Why is ur **** so large??
Ummmmm ask leng
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Lengsareus
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
Bilal soylu <3
When would you say was the last time your father queefed in your mouth
Roughly 7:30am
I you still get fish b*** j**s?
**** oath I do
Who was your first crush ?
Susan Boyle dayummm
I heard u sell?
I've sold a fair bit of Orange juice in my time
How do u get so much cash?
Work
Something you regret buying and why ?
Heroin do expensive an don't really enjoy it
What was your first cellphone ?
Webslider
What r u doin tonight?
4am
If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Jem
Why do you act like you don't care when we talk about what happened?
Omgg nothing happend and why r u asking on here?!?
It a lot more mature now it's cute on you
Thanks but why does the word cute need to be said!
Looked cute today
Fans but not cute
What was wrong today?
Nothing
What could you talk about forever?
Necrophilia
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