Qoohme

Is it true ethan presses flowers om tuesday nights?

I thought that was his ironing and Pilates night?

Is it true ethan wrestled a bear once?

Wrestle his own massive bear c o c k every night?

Does Ethan make love with passion?

His love is like the movie gone in 60 seconds

What girls has Ethan gonna out with

S l u t s

I have feeling for Ethan what should I do?

Run

Would Ethan go for me?
I'm 11 and a half and never had a bf

Are you a bed wetter?

I want Ethan to kiss me hard in the pouring rain.

Inbox him that then

Thanks babe xo wonna no if it will fit heh

C u n t s packing so you'll wanna tape 4-5 hotdogs together and start practicing

Could Ethan beat the Illusive Josh Hill in a speed run of the daily sudoku in the Sydney Morning Herald?

No one beats a Jew at a numbers game

**** off **** i was 17 at the time haha

C u n t you only just got your first period

Can Ethan please start answering my calls? He doesn't know yet but i'm 21 weeks pregnant. It's not his child i'd just like him to know.

Hahahahahaha I'll pass on the bad news

Is Brendan going out with tayla

Is he? ;)

Would Ethan date a girl 17 or 18

Probably a bit to old

How much does Ethan bench? i bet it's a lot.

Like 7 men? During an ****

So you don't think Ethan would wanna **** me hard on the sink? and after that make me something to drink...

If you're hot he will... Cubits real shallow

You haven't answer my question.. How big?

Hang on I'll go get my ruler and wait outside his room to fall asleep then somehow remove his g strong and get a good measurement on it

Why do you hate Kanye?

****s better than me

I've heard Ethan has a negative K/D ratio, no wonder no girls go for him, what a *****.

His KD is similar to his p**** size

Serious question but what age would eathan date girls

He got ****ed over by a 15 year old so his gone onto 14 year olds

Could Ethan win in a triple threat steel cage match against Hulk Hogan and Restless Grizzly Bear?

Ethan would DDT the **** outta hulk hogan straight through the steal cage

How old is eathan?

19 going on 20 stay away from him

Yep !! Or don't you no?

I know don't you worry

Does Ethan like Kanye West?

A cockhead? Yeah sure

Is it true Ethan has been beefing up so he can lift me up and root me against the wall?

If your a male the answers yes if you're a female bad luck

Does ethan **** on the first date?

Ethan ****s before the first date

How big eathan p****

p****? Are you sure you meant to ask this?

Eathan fav jocks

G string

Eathan fav colour

Purple

Is eathan single ?

Ethan is single

Can we do ana'l ?
I'm a guy (virgin) in my mid 40's
Please, I'm desperate.

mid 40's? i dont think your ready wait till your 60 then we'll talk

I dress like a man already
What next ?

he told me to tell you to inbox him because his keen, but i say **** that if you really want him you need to go to club x (presuming your 18) grab the biggest strap on you can find take a photo and tag him the caption must read as follows "thats right ethan i know your secret fetish" at this stage he'll inbox you and arrange a date, now what im going to ask of you is strange but ethan has poor eyesight but a great sense of smell im going to ask you to ask the male members of your family to shave their under arm pubic and gooch hair in which you will glue to your face for the date, ethan will smell this hair and become instantly aroused and boom pull out the strap on and take him to pound town, and thats my guide on how to win ethan in 30 seconds. p.s who the **** are you? p.p.s inbox me if you want real advice

Give me a tip on how to get Schocca?
Pls xoxo

dress like a man

How great is it to be you?

Wow what an unexpected question, we'll let me put it this way.... Everytime I clean my room, I make another mess Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a test Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest form I leave my window open every time there is a storm Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work Everytime I mas******* dry it tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand Everytime I skate, I get another bruise Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps Everytime I freestyle, I just talk **** Everytime I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic If you ever see me happy it because I'm manic Doomed to fail *It's not easy being me Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong Everytime I score, I get ****ty leaf I was living with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt I crack another rib and it really ****in hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran, I get the ****s But everytime I ****, it takes about an hour And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower But everytime I shower the towel is already wet And it's not wet with water but wet with *** and sweat Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive My **** gets sore and I **** like a spastic Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober Every blind date turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and that is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school dance Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word "AT" Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat Everytime I **** your mum, she wants it in the b*m And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come Everytime I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out Everytime I try to s*ck my ****, I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef and everytime I order vegetarian I get beef!

sit on my face and let me feel your warm sweaty balls on my forehead

I'm going to need the cash in advance

Other than taylah and family who do you care most about and why ?

oh fuark um well my jindera friends of course :) they mean lots because they made me the tender blossomed flower i am today

Wouldn't mind a some with you and your girl just minus you ;)

then it wouldnt be a some? dude watch abc and let the count off seasame street teach you yo mother****ing numbers

Well why don't you buy one?

moneys tight son the economy is down

Do you have a fleshlight?

if i had one do you think id even be on here right now?

**** one marry one kill one
Your gf Cookie monster, tweety

oh man you know i have that cartoon fetish, how about an **** in which tweety dies and cookie monster figures out that whole in the front of his head called a mouth can take alot more than just cookies if you know what im sayin ;)

What is your favourite p*rn categorie

hentai

Kick at the oval in the morning?? Okay good

sure what time?

**** one marry one kill one, opra, ellen and dr phill, GO

Oprahs got money so can provide for me so I'd marry the **** outta her Ellen is a lesbian who couldn't make me laugh even if I was on a mixture of weed and laughing gas so that ***** dies and that leaves me ****ing doctor Phil which I'm ok because after our uncomfortable bout of intercourse we could lay there and talk about why I struggle to sleep at night or communicate my feelings to others

What have you learned today?

If you put tinfoil in the microwave your going to have a bad time

What do you think people think of you?

I'm not real sure to be honest qoohme but when I'm walking about mothers seem to suddenly be very protective of their children, great question

If I give you a ****job, would this be the best question ever?

What kind of job sorry?

What would you do if you farted during a class test?

Apologise and proceed to place the butplug in more quietly

u r a fgt

I said questions not statements **** even if those statements have some truth in them, for good measure I'm going to call you a **** again

Just enter your girlfriend in the race. bet all your money on her?

I'll ride her

Neigh

You fkn horses better win me some money tmoz

Sit on my faaaaace

Welcome to the jungle

lel

Rofel

i una vez luché un calamar gigante en el mar, lo único que tuve que defenderme era trozo de cuerda, un parche en el ojo y mi eterno amor por ti y dulce culo botín negro yo '! Woof woof oh baby

I'd like to know who you are, just so I can stand outside your window in a sombrero and some moraccas and annoy the **** out of you until you call border security on me

Spank me like Beyonce

I've never spanked Beyoncé so dies that mean I don't spank you? Or what's the go I mean if it makes you feel comfortable I will but if your doing it for *exual pleasure I might call my psychiatrist and you can have a good old talk about where exactly this fetish came from

Mmm dam *exy!!! Get in me.

If this is anyone but Luke I'm sorry I ain't interested

Abort me like one if your French girls

I'm out if coat hangers

What is your favorite town, Jindera or Jindera?

J town represent

Ti amo

Ah ciao Bella

Wot is ur fav poket monstar mine is golduck

Magikarp

cógeme fuerte en el cagadero woof woof

as long as you sit and roll over first doggie

cosquillas a mi gooch y golpearme como una morsa estúpido bebé oh si por favor me pego muy bien y luego me pego como una cabra agitado durante Quanza

hahaha ****ing walrus

beeg.com

nice

Esta noche, sera mia woof woof

oh yeah talk dirty too me, where did you learn spanish little doggie? or are you one of those smart dogs who knows how to use google translate

It's Spanish for **** me hard in the ****ter, not a fan of romance mother*****?

im not into spanish p*rn, more of a zoo tuber man if you had of sent me a woooof woof than id be all over it

Esta noche, sera mia

you know i dont speak chinese, english please

How do you feel about your grandmother dealing meth out of your old cubby house?

***** owes me rent monay

6cm x 6cm

too loose for me sorry

remember that time i came to your house in jindy and i went around the front and knocked on the big glass windows and you were having a bat,
thats was a pissa hahahaha

hahaha oh **** ethy i nearly had a big ****ing clean up job ahead of me after you rocked up hahaha

How late is too late for an abortion?

anywhere under the age of 18

By me I mean my arsehole.

oh that makes sense now, measure your arsehole cir***ference please?

Pillage me

you f uckin' wot m8?

Spank me real hard

Spank me hard

Would you ever mas******* to animal p*rn?

Only horse on male

That wasn't Panadol they were my anti depressants

No wonder I was pinging.... No all I wanna do is cut myself

you've given a rimjob. onya son. :')

Only one person knows about that..... Is it really you Jesus?

If jeff has 5 apples and jen has 7, and they are in a car goin 43 km/h, calculate the mass of mars

I'm assuming Jeff is black because he only has 5 apples and originally Jen would of had 12 but Jeff would have stole those 5 of her leaving her with a remaining 7 and I'd assume Jeff would have only just stolen the car and held Jen hostage as they're only going at 43 km/h, the average black person weighs 87 kilos (with stolen apples) and if my theory is correct god did not create they're race, the sun did that's why they look burnt and if there are 10 million black weighing an average of 80 kg then the suns mass would be 800 million kgs

Your gay stop turning into those qoohh me freaks its not a good form d warren

I know but they use it for attention I use to better the lives of others and make a real impact on my community

f***

f*** slu* shi* tit

How do you tell someone they have bad breath?

Sign language

Would you stick your doodle in mileys arsehole right after she done a diarrhoea poo and not wiped

Suicide is my only option

Have you ever kicked a ball and smashed a windscreen?

No, I've been a witness to one but, 'twas a dark day

Do blind people have dreams?

No blind people aren't real people and if they are they can read this and prove me wrong...oh wait a minute they can't read so maybe they should shut the f*** up and get out of my qooh me

Show me your genitals GENITALIA

My p**** is like an airplane it gives girls Orgasms

I am a ***** single lady ready to f*** in your area

Oh f*** I open the p*rnhub tab again :(

Would you lick out a dogs an*** cavity for $33.45 and a half eaten Big Mac

I bet your the same person that asked if I would kiss a Spanish man for 12c and half a bottle of coke.... I like you