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WHY DO YOU s*ck YOUR OWN Dic* THATS f***ING SICK
I dont ,......................
i heard you bite your toe nails. ew
ummm nooooo...........................
do you have a rat.
No....
Why do you always try chat up steph and flirt with her when you have a girlfriend
I dont :L But i find it f***ing halerious how people think i do, i mean anyone that wants proof i can show you ma mails :L We dont flirt or chat eachother up at all :L
lol your Dic*s small
okay?
what do you like about david and what makes you want her over other girls
Well you muddled up my names and shaynas name for one, and i like her because of everything, trust, humour, we know eachother more than we know anyone else, weve been of and on for 4 years, loads more but i cbf explaining
iv just realised..im quite gay for you, i wish you didnt have a girl friend so i could tell you how i feel :(
l0l.
And btw nothing your rank
Mad?
wtf you have a girlfriend, you aint loyal my as*
I am loyal ? :L
what turn you on about shayna
What turns you on about me ...reow(;
i got you on video poking your self up the b*m haha
f*** how did that get out?
You have a girlfriend and im not gay so no.
Awkay then :(
Leauge of Legends for life <3
Straight the f*** up s*ck on my ****
do you and shayna have cuddles all the time and f***?
Sometimes :)
i heard you try f*** sheeep when your drunk :L cool g
Yah man, sheep all the way broski
Was deanna a good f***? #
Ummm. No
who do you trust the most out of everyone?
My girlfriend shayna, i would trust her with my life if i couldnt trust myself with it
do you like to pick your b*m hole and lick your fingerz
Ofcourse
#yolo wait..#tolo , no. just no
Too bad your mum said the opisite
have you ever had anything up your b*m
No :L
you get picked on alot david
Yeah, tbh i dont really care though, what doesnt hurt you makes you stronger :)
Do you take shi*s in front of shayna?
No...
You have a disgusting body. ew.
News flash :O noone cares?
Why little hampster lol
Personal joke :)
Do you have special nick names that you call shayna if so what? i do it with my girlfriend but i think its just me that does it
I call her a little hampster ;b and shay, babe, hun, alot of differants names everyday :L
Are you mad that shayna takes photos with other guys?
No lol im pretty sure everyone takes photos with there friends, male or female
whatd you get shayna for her birthday and christmas? i need ideas for my girlfriend
Dont copy my ideas so im not going to say but every girl loves perfume, photos of you and them, chocolate(most girls) Alcoholic beverages(some girls) A clas*y bottle of wine, Makeup, Any of that stuff works, i can pretty much say anything the smells nice should work :L
You should, im one of your mates
Then you should tell me who you are and why you think im anoying and maybe we could work around it somehow, not to sure how im anoying when i drink but yeah
Lol your annoying when you drink grow up, you treat your girlfriend like shi*
Guess what, I dont care what you think :L
YOL f*** GHEE 1V1 M3 WESTFEILD TOMMORROW GHEE ILL STAB YOU GHEE
Algoods,Meet at the west part of which field?
its not funny its the gayest shi* eve just like your face
You mad bro? Mean comeback btw
why write tolo at the top when your in a relationship?
Beause im a funny f***er, its a joke -.- some people eh
Do you think Andrew Chandleys a se*y **** ? I f***en doooo
#Gore
f*** yeah man, so sweet an se*y
Do you always wanna smash the guys that chat shayna up because they no shes taken?
Depends what there saying, Doesnt bother me half the time because i know theyl fail anyways so i get the pleasure to laugh at there stupidity :L
would you tae photos like silly ones how you do with shayna with another girl if yous broke up?
Maybe but they would never be the same and i wouldnt try to make them the same, and i dont plan on breaking up with her anytime soon and i refuse to think about things with the phrase 'when\if we break up'
why do you love it
Because shes my girlfriend? :)
do you like taking photos with shayna
Yup :) I dont like it i love it :)
Did you and shayna really have an***?
Like ages ago
Dafuq you on about
What do you mean what am i on about?
Kia Ora DavidG2012 braaahhh
Kia Ora Some anon?
are you happy you took shaynas sb*m virginity? did he take your an*** virginnity
Yes and no
did you take shaynas b*m virginity
Yes
hsve you ever analed shayna
Yup
why do you have a pig nose
Cos ima pig g
why do you always chat up tiffany moody and say you want to f*** her? iv'e seen the mail g
Funny i dont even mail her lol
why does shayna find you attracive your ugz ge
Guts ghee
is shayna gonna have twins?
No
have you ever packed some beef for Luis Tokorangi?
Yup
you are beautiful under water
Thanks stalker
why do ugly people like you even get se*?
Lol think what you want mate
age you first kissed a girl? had se*? had a bj? had hug? had a hj? given a rj? given a fist? truthfully
idk my mum at 1 second old maybe? 14, 14, 1 second with mum, 14, lol, lol, k
explain to me your gaming life in depth?
League of f***ing legends ****
have you ever wanked on omegle?
No :L
last time you made a status about a fight?
Check my fb homepage idk
ever been in a video on youtube?
No
would you ever grow a afro and why?
Yeah cos im a punjab
answer my shi*!
Im wasted n**** f*** off
Never tell a girl you love her if you dont mean it because when she finds out months later it breaks her more than ever..kinda like a little kid finding out santa's not real ...yeah hurts like a Bit** /
Moral of the story?
is it true you got tiana prego?
no
why do you smell lie shi*
Idk ask my smell
do you prank call people all the time?
No thats chris
whos Dic* is really hairy?
Idk?
why do you have brah after your facebook name? it looks f***ing stupid
Idk
do you and shayna do stupid stuff together name one?
Yes we do :L
are you close with Luis Tokorangi or Ross Bird? because they are close with Shayna and they have fun times together
I talk to luis abit and ross like every weekend and no they dont :L
why do you think no-one else is hot?
Because im loyal
Luis Tokorangi thinks your dumb
Well monique thinks hes dumb
Luis Tokorangi wants your D.
I know :D I want his D too
you did when you were immature
No i didnt
People you think are hot?
Shayna and noone?
are you a animal at night?
No i stay human
did you know p*rn stars smoke, are you a p*rn star? heard you give a girl a pretty good time and you only go hard best for shayna
l0lwut.
why did you chat up girls while going out with shayna, what was the point in it?
I didnt?
is it true t=you were ganna f*** jasmine moody
Like ages ago i thought she was hot but no
who had the hairyest Pu**y
I dont want to embarres anyone
when did you last use the term yolo when you were asked for a root?
Last night
whos Pu**y smelt real bad?
Anna
does shayna ever make you feel like a black man?
No
What goes in your mind when shaynas dancing at parties
Nice as* :D
do you smoke because ghetto niggas smoke too? because your gangster :)
No and thankyou ? :L
do you ever drink Pu**y juices on fridays?
Il tell you tomorrow if i clean her out tonight?
When guys chat up shayna how do you react? what do you think in your mind when it happens?
I get pissed off and just ask her not to text them back and she doesnt :) Ended?
has Luis Tokorangi ever fisted you? or asked for a kiss/bj? or even hugged you? called you on the phone? texted you? mas*aged you? punched you? told you that your se*y? or compared you to mike tyson?
No...Only messaged me... Wtf...
You did you said youd share her with shaeden and ross
No i didnt say that because i was f***ing her at the park that night :L
why do you smoke your a hory ****
I smoke because it takes away stress, thankyou :)
Shaynas birthday last year whyd you say you would share her round?
I didnt?
your favorite black person?
I dont favouritise
do you like black people?
Nothing wrong with them
but im stupid i dont have a tiger
Guts go buy one
do you whank?
Yeah? Jealous?
ever touched a Dic* that you owned?
Ive touched mine, thats it
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