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David Fendall

Davuardo

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You have three lemons and a seven-legged dog, calculate the mas* of the sun.

1.9891 × 10^30 kilograms minus the mas* of the three lemons and seven-legged dog I stole.

Davuardo replied 4212 days ago

fair enough. why do ya carry ya bag over ya shoulder. its annoying

Because, I have a shoulder bag and couldn't be stuffed getting a proper one :P It is annoying.

Davuardo replied 4335 days ago

more of a statement... I want that blanket </3 KeytahKat

ok you can have the blanket :D

Davuardo replied 4335 days ago 1

so why were ya wearin a cape 4 the school thing?

It's not a cape, its a blanket.

I had been to a party the Saturday before, and left my blanket there. Joseph gave it back to me in stats on monday, so I wore it, and decided it was comfortable, and wore it henceforth.

Davuardo replied 4335 days ago

Oh this isnt Dilshen.

O.o Who are you???

Oh, hi Aunty Inoka :P

Davuardo replied 4335 days ago

Dont you just think your stepcuzzie Dilshen is the man?

Hi Dilshen :P He is the absolute bomb, I hear he's really intelligent. And he is super se*y ;) Bit**es be like "who 'dat? And Dilshen be shakin' 'dat as*.

Davuardo replied 4335 days ago

Wanna f***?

sure, meet me in the toilets 1 hour into the English exam.

Davuardo replied 4336 days ago

If I was to send out a Scizor (the pokemon ) to attack you what would be the best weapon to use in defense?

Turn off the Gameboy and go on Facebook.

Davuardo replied 4337 days ago 1

DAVID YOU'RE SO PRETTY. AH LUUURRRRRVE YEEEEEEOOOOOUUU! <3 <3 <3

Thanks Belle :P

Davuardo replied 4337 days ago 1

i wouldn't have picked you for the heavy metal type

No-one ever does, I'm too much of a dork :P But yeah, I love it.

What type would you have picked me for? Big Bang Theory theme song? :P

Davuardo replied 4338 days ago

what kind of music are you into?

That's raunchy. I like pretty much everything really, as long as it has a good beat. My favourite stuff has got to be the really heavy metal though.

Davuardo replied 4338 days ago

Do you think Peter would have been better to answer... "Why you my Baby"?

I think he would rather it were his than someone elses :P

Davuardo replied 4338 days ago

OK. Am I a bad guesser, or what? (My OCD's also say I MUST ask a question, it's a total bugger having a Rules Policeman living inside of me all the time).

I quite like the little Rules Policeman, he gives me some order in my life :P

I should have said nothing and then Bex would have been like "that wasn't me" :/

You don't have to ask questions, but it's much easier to just talk on Facebook otherwise :P

Davuardo replied 4342 days ago

It mirrors the question Rebecca asked Peter on his Qooh.me account. I was going to type "good answer", but I realise I must ask a question instead. So. "Is it OK if I reply with 'good answer'".

You can comment on them. By the way that was me who asked that not Peter :P

Davuardo replied 4342 days ago 1

OK. (I always put an "OK" in my questions, understand?). OK (sometimes I put two or even three - it's an OCD I have). OK, if Peter was dying in childbirth, and you could only save the baby or Peter, who would you choose?

Kill them both and take the insurance money.

Wait no. I would wake up and realise that Peter can't get pregnant. I would then see a psychiatrist about that dream, because it's quite disturbed :/

Davuardo replied 4342 days ago
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