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Who keeps pictures of feet tho? I just have issues with feet, if they look bashed #EscapeMe
Young
I know right? Its interesting what goes thru these people's mind. I deal thru laughter
Lol its quite simple tho, if I don't like you why would I spend my time making fun of you?
How can you TELL ME when I AM YOUR MASTER?
Nope I can't say it has, its slowly getting to the point where I can't deal with this level of awesome anymore tho!!!!!!
Lol I did hey.....LOOOOOOOONG ago tho
A llama!
Lol who lied to you and told you I was a big dj tho?
Dono, is she?
Ima cry :-(
Not to save my life boet
Really? Were u any good?
I doubt it. I hate crowds
Who gets a clone in the 1st place? Sicko!!!!!!
I have the hands too
Only if you promise to be a good passenger
Jet
How would I have to be killed tho? (Lol)
[email protected]..... Mail me
Ya cos she'd get 50% and free red bull from the deal anyways:'-D
KILL THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, I'd take her with me
The fact that there's only one of me. My interpretation of a song and how to mix it into the next will not be the same as the other "deep soul dj"
I'm still learning mate
I wouldn't ditch her, I'd drop her off at home nicely!
Ya sure I'll be your friend. You can wash my car and repack my pouch in alphabetical/numerical order.
I LOVE YOU MOOOOORRRRREEEEEE :-D
The people I book for my events!
Who's Zakes now dude? Escape me :'-D
Really that's quite...........Wait hold on dude........ You live ina cave?
And you just inspired me to laugh :'-D jahahahahahahahahahahaha
In terms of marketing the brand, networking and things along those lines its myself and Black Buddha, when it comes to playing, Tin Tan shines. We're a fam bro those okes are my brothers before they're my colleagues,
You\'re a groupie? You\'re a guy? That\'s rare! Rare like a hook** on mother\'s day!
I'm guessing this is someone I know. Respect man, you guys make me a better person :-)
FL Studio man, the home of real producers
www.soundcloud.com/djsiya
If I could afford a pair of beats I would but I like Aerials. I'm considering stealing Mr. Swale's beats tho :'-D
Huh? Since when am I the general dealer? Escape me
Do you have *ex in the same position every time?
Haha trust me, for an upcoming dj, the money s*cks!!!! I\'ve never lied about how big I am, I\'m still a kid in the industry. If you\'re not in it for the passion, escape us
I really have no idea hey brother. I live my life 2 weeks at a time at 128 beats per minute
I've done a couple yes, I think I'm past that tho, what do you think?
THANX DJ FRESH!!!!!! Wait, I'm guessing ur not Fresh? **bbm confused face**????
Hip Hop yes, Dubstep no, its a really **** genre. Its not even music dude
I'd trade it for a 1 hour slot in IBIZA!!!!!
"You will klap you"...... WOOOOOOOTSSSS!!!!!!!
Mosque maybe? I'm tryna convert
I should hey! I'll schedule a meeting with my gf about that and see if we can work on time slots
Hey man what's up? Are u a guy or a girl tho? Cos 1st u have a cookie then you smell like cheese curls. Lemme know when you've made ur mind up man, we'll chat soon soon yeah?
The number you have dialled does not exist, please check the number and dial again.
Oryt but only if we can call the babies "Fook-Yoo-Too" and if its a girl I wanna call her "Es-cape-me"
Lawyer? No. English consultant? YES!
Your poophol? Have we travelled backwards in the evolutionary chain that we are now dogs? Escape this bad boy!
Depends how far ur house is from UJ and will I be smoking or not, if I'm smoking the windows will be open so the car will move slower cos of the drag
Lmao escape me :'-D
I ALSO WANT HER CHOPS BRA!!!!!!!! You must tell her when you see her ne!!!!
Hey man, be careful. Speed kills
Its you guys that make me awesome. Thanx my man, I appreciate it
Follow me and let's make a fire together while singing khumbaya in neanderthol language. We can bang each other's chest while I reply to the other messages on my bb.
As long as there are ears to hear there will be music to be made. SHM have started a musical trend but that's their steez, push something different and people will know, accept and buy into your steez as well
I really love music that much hey. If I wasn't a dj I'd be a guitarist or singer or pianist or even a young guitar-heroist just so I can deliver music to people #young
There's a lot of people who go by the name Muhammed too
Really tho? Still a young hashtag at the end? Escape me dude :'-D you obviously arrived unprepared
Ya I happen to play music now and again when the need arises
I really try not to be. No offence but I'm young, I wanna be wreckless and crazy with my friends who are just as crazy, its too early to start setting examples
Ya dude of coarse. She built the thing obviously she'll know how to fix it!!!!!
www.soundcloud.com/djsiya ........ You ****ed with the wrong dj my friend
It's a bit too expensive ryt now so microsoft is tryna make a cheaper version for the masses. You'll get an sms notification when its out
Really? Thanx for letting me know I've been getting laid so much, its news to me!!!
Lol nooooooo dude, you thought wrong. I just pick on her all the time cos she's a punkass. Love them till the end of the world tho :-)
To hide the anger in his eyes. Behind those shades is a relentless beast waiting to be unleashed!
This is actually my 1st year going. I'm so amp'd I think ima wet the bed tonyt
Lmao escape me dude :'-D really?
She's a close friend
Well I am currently a BA Law student at the University of Johannesburg so that's my safety net. Thanx for asking something with substance
Ya dude we had the craziest one the other night! We took a flight to Miami and had the craziest wildest *ex on the beach while we were high off acid cos I enjoy incest and would really do something like that with my sisters
I'd think you are refering to my friend Ant Life..... Follow him on Twitter and you'll find out soon enough @Ant_life
I won't name the worst but in my opinion the best is easily TOTS from Tymless Kultcha
Really? With who? Expose them my bra, soma slat rounds here by me we'll blaze two man and we'll laugh them kak out!
If anyone told me I smelt like pickled fish............ I'd start considering soap when I shower :-|
Yes I did man, **** is good for your health
Wow, so deep tho? I'm a dj, not part of the peace core.
I'll meet you there and what we can do is laugh at each other after surgery knowing that when we leave here I'm still gonna be a dj and you're still gonna be a nobody tryna collect swag points from me #escapeme
I'd do it so much I'd be the most wreckless illegal dj!!!!!!
I dono man, I really should get paid for this tho!
Lasgne, a bit of boerewors and lots of Oros
Na brew, they're just attracted to me, I really honestly think its the cologne and my hats!
Too many, sometimes my left hand starts fighting with my right hand cos its shaking to much and my right hand fights back then they argue with each other all the while my poor p**** is caught in the middle and the oke behind me waiting to piss is KILLING himself with laughter
Haha R300 is your best offer tho? Come on man, up the stakes a bit
On my phone
Cueber, Shimza and Mphoza ryt now hey. The best dj's/producers at Soul Candi ryt now
I\'d smash 3 at the same time while takin shots of Stroh Rum for that **** :-D
That is so correct hehe, how'd you know :-)
Yes I will be at springbreak. Sir Andy Mak or Ant Life will try you out if you look semi decent to medium rare (sunny side up on a good day)
Depends what I eat. If I have chilli I release the best grenades tho
R27.50 for smokes
Lmao HOMEY you know Deep Soul needs his Deep Fried around cos together we "Soul Food"...... W12 is a bit taxy on my pocket tho bro, its hard out here!
I'd lie in the foetal position on the floor of my house till she came back
My girlfriend would LOVE to read this one for me