Derek Johanesen
Dezzieboy
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I'm balls deep in your qooh.me
im qooh.me in your deep balls
What is attractive about you?
my red eyes black dragon certainly turns heads
Your biggest wish ?
to not have any ravioli nigha, ugh
What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
to be a beleiber
WAIT ARE YOU COMING BACK TO FOOTY!!! :O ❤️❤️❤️
im thinking so
What is your biggest fear?
being rko'd by a red belly black snake
Miss our catch up's and training with you at footy :( miss you :(
<3
if you're playing 18's this year, you will see me there hewett
What does your perfect day look like?
bucketing down snow
You're the biggest weaboo filthy D
I am the leader of the filth
What's your favorite fashion item ?
loin cloth
It's dezah. Deal with it
if i really have to anon, i will
Dddddeeeeeeeezzzzzzaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its just dezza, but i guess that works to billy
What turns you off ?
weaboos.
nice
what do you call an eight legged spider in her web? safe.
cool as
where is the spider in which she is most safe, her web
is this cwo m3
no this is ****roulette
Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Pose as a female on RS
Oi f***** boi, you looked cute today
absolutely lovely
I dont know you very well but you seem nice and you're pretty :)
I will murder u Meekaxx
just try it
Derek what's my dogs name Meekaxx
King ofcourse
My dog knows I'm better then you, you suucckk. Meekaxx
me and your dog had dnm's about you ( he lies to you so you're happy )
My dog thinks you're kawaii, but you're not. You are a siq **** Meekaxx
Im sorry your dog thinks im way better than you, natural effect
Dont use that skin, it hurts my eyes.
Which one babe
Climb to gold Hornswoggle
i will babe
I thought it would be a compliment :*
im mc lovin it
You look like Hornswoggle
that would have to be one of the best compliments i have ever received.
Biggest regret?
Letting Anakin Skywalker go to the dark side </3
I'm having daymares from omegle
omegle is a fun game for the family
It is me, you know me but you dont know me
gotcha
how often does your leg curl
as much as i curl my huge biceps
How often do you poo
shoe rhymes with poo
Hello dezz
who the **** is dezz ****?
Bcuz u didn't layer it
onions have layers
Ur haircut from the front view makes you look like a lesbian
i am aware of this, mistakes were made the day my hair was cut
Justin or Kate
like i said before, or.
Asher or lachie
or ofcorse
derek, I have fallen for you lately.
Sorry, ive fallen asleep
ur a f***** harry
its amazing how much harry and f***** collide in the same sentence with eachother, woweeee
Game of thrones vs Vikings ?
yes.
Thoughts on me ^___^ Meekaxx
Only the sickest dawg out yo
Would you ever ever seriously take Caitlin back as a friend?
Not sure
What’s a common misconception people have about you?
That I'm not a scammer and will really double their money on rs
What have you lied about lately ?
been lying about being friends with Joshua White for almost three years
What was wrong today,
not much
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
How do i get an rs gf?
Most expensive thing you have?
My main RS account
Who are you dating?
my one and only rs gf b**tybae43
Why didn't you play footy this year
Cause im really lazy
How are you going
okay, how about you anon
Settle your petals M9
tuch mi wiley coyote
right in the Yo Gabba Gabba
right in the yo grab a **** off
soz filthy D- i mean big D
look'n for a smackaroon right in the gabba son
Hey little D
Thats big d to you
Current mood?
who are the nosy ****s that come up with these questions
Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?
By the Articuno that got away.
What is the saddest thing in life?
either when you accidentally make a pokemon your trying to catch faint or loneliness
Ever been inlove?
im not sure
The same thing will probs happen with Bree as it did caitlin. People say she's her replacement Ahaha.
Me and bree are not like that thank you, and bree is nothing like caitlin
Which friend would you take a bullet for?
my ds
Can money buy love?
depends on what someones definition of love is
Ever said pizza like really fast over and over again? You should try it Breexx
yeah nah i just tried it and your not wrong. you ruined the word for me
The word mum is starting to sound weird Breexx
it is weird thats why
I like Kate mum more than real mum Breexx
well kate must be feeling loved right now
I actually do because she is real true like my mum Breexx
real true is she?
I can feel Kate putting her head down and shaking it at me and rolling her eyes Breexx
probably is
I actually like Sams hair Breexx
me too actually
If you ever cut off your fringe I will cry Breexx
i will never ever do it just for you bree
Shave your ankles! Breexx
i have too! dont want my hair being ripped off!!
Abcdrfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Breexx
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Derek I miss you do you miss me? It's been so long I'm starting to forget what you look like Breexx
of course i miss you bree, i know me too
I had lasagna for dinner and I actually didn't like it Breexx
you have broken my heart.
You should eat Breexx
no no thats overated
Far out Brussel sprout Breexx
****ing Brussel
My eyes are ****ting Breexx
i agree
Where do swedishes live? Breexx
in the swedishes home
Imagine if I was Swedish Breexx
it would instantly make you 10x hotter
Kate was talking behind your back today. She called you a loser and a poo and said she wished she never had *ex with you. I'm only telling you this because your my friend Breexx
okay thank you bree, im gonna have to have a chat toher about this and tell her she is a poo and a loser.
**** up. ***** please Breexx
im sorry <3
Why are you such an an**? Breexx
because im an ***hole
Why are you so mean? Breexx
im sorry bree, im just trying to get you to notice me <3
Why are you so gay? Breexx
you influence me
Imagine if Bairnsdale was protected by a dragon Breexx
i would be the rider of that dragon
Imagine alllll the peopleeee Breexx
i know right, like jee wizz
Your the voice try and understand it ohohohhhhhhhhhohohohhhhhhhh Breexx
if you insist bree, i can be anything
You yeah you are you yeah you are a womanizer Breexx
i get you
It's Britney ***** Breexx
the **** are you doing here Britney
Oops I did it again Breexx
well jesus christ our lord and savior how could you do such a thing
I'm in mi moms carrrr Breexx
broom broom
How cool am I on a scale of 1-10 Breexx
probably about a 14, or is that cheating?
What would you do if this year someone farted in a jar and gave you a jar of their fart for your birthday? Breexx
i would feel rather privileged that someone went to such effort to do so
Josh is mean to me Breexx
its okay, he is mean to me too
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