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Wud u shag julius malema?
NEVER!! Lol brada man z way too Old
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Basically have a day where u don comment an post feeds.
Yes,wen i dn hv airtime Lol or wen fcebk has blockd m
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Would u survive a day without facebook? An if yes plz prove it!
Yes n hw wl i prv t 2 u cz i dn evn knw who askd ths
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uhlala kuph?
Esofeni next to itafula
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when you write on Facebook you cut words all the time. Doesn't that confuse you when it's time to write proper English with full words?
NAH it doesnt n f t did,wld hv faild ma Englsh ofwch i pasd t wel
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Why do you have such a long name? Do people take you seriously with all these names you have on Facebook?
I js wntd a unique name n i dn cre wthr ey tak m serious or nt afta ol its jas a social netwrk nt church
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do u mic Beyhan college entlek do u mc 12c?
OMG i mic Beyhan n wl always do lol i had e craziest frands eva! ANDILE aka Fish ,B0NGANI,KIETH,MBONGENI aka malume,MMABATHO aka Gori gori aka Jonnie walker kwaa,
ose wr e days
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why is it dat majority of yo frands are guys and dn yo man have a prblm w dat
U knw wen m guys its ol bwt hvn fun akuna odlela omunye um0na n0 k'hlebana wt wt wt n ma bf does fil insecure at tymz
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who did have a crush on in yo clas
Ay i didnt hv a crush on any1 lyk seriously n0body in ma clas had e qualities i wnt bek'gcwele o felpop nje kwaaa
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Y do u call urself Dj Simcard? Nd cn u mix music on some cdjs?
I ws gvn e name Simcard by sum frands so i spicd t u p w e add of Dj
n jap i cn
#hyds
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do u sumtymz thnk of yo ex,n wts hz name?
Yes i do,me n hm shared sumthn special thou we didnt work,bt we mvd on wthot any grudges,we close frands nw n hz name z LWAZI
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when last did u cry n y did u cry?
Last cried izolo
im an em0ti0nal pers0n
i cnt help t bt cry,wen i wna cry i cry en wen i wna laf wl laf
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My Rolemodel,hw r u doing? I realy tnk u d c0olest pers0n on my FB nd TWITTER..
#groupie luv kamampela
Wuuu wow dats nyc,kaz uwubani?
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How often do u have *ex?
Everyday
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wen last did u have *ex n wat is u fav position?
NEVER had *ex
rn*ex HAD me
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Why do u continue 2 answerin sme of these questions mara?
Ek'ben wena uxakwa yin kahle kahle?
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in a man's member; how many inches do you want? And how thick do you want it to be?
Nt thicker dan umbhontsi wam lol n mayb 15cm l0ng
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Do u have makhwapheni?
Do u wna b ma makhwaphen weh Anonym0us
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Do u have makhwapheni?
Yes hz name z Somizi Mhl0ngo m n hm help each oda mesekakhathele i...
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did you ever have *ex at skool?
NEVER!!!
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Would u kiss and make out on your 1st date?
Maybe,bt jas kis
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Would you go for a guy that you extremely love even though you know he's taken by someone else?
Umunt umthatha emuntwini
ges u ansad
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Wud u get in2 an 0rgy or jst a 3sum nje?
NEVER!!
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am a chick n i think am in love wit u
Dats v.nyc i wna do a gal 4 1 nyt
lols
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Would u date with stretch marks lol?
Dn knw
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Is true that u broke ur virginity at the age of 15years.
15yrz ws stl a saint
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I can ask you anything, right? Can you guess who I am? Lol
I gt 2thousand n sumthn frands so rili cnt ges
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Except Trey, who REALISTICALY would be your perfect date 4 Trey Songz concert!
Dats 4 m 2 knw n 4 u 2 5nd owt,
n u cnt 5nd owt thru m
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Who is your role model?
Its ma MUMMY!!
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what form of contraception do you use?
I dn use any contraceptives
i c0nd0mise Always,c0ntracetives only protect us 4rm pregnancy n nt Sti's
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Why are you so naughty?
Mmmm i rili dn knw
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Wt product dt s best 2enlarge libido???
Ey i dn knw
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Do u play around wit ur cake 4rm time 2 time?
Yes,awww akere its mine lolest
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Would u kill a persn?
Wen i hv 2 protect sum1 i love i wld
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why do your eyes twinkle often
Tjo pipo
wots up y'al w ma eyes
ok i dn knw
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Why do u hate kaizer chiefs so much?
I h8 e fans
majority bayaphapha
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Who is your favorite political icon?
Julius Malema
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y r u a pie rats fan.. y not chiefs
Pirates is e only team dat rox
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y do u have big eyes, lol
I inherited them 4rm ma uncle
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y must I ask you a question??
Coz dats hw t goes
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hw many guys have u had *ex wit?
Lol 350 including yo father n mkhulu
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Would u have a b*** j** with ur bf?
Yesss
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How much is the ticket to Trey Songs Concert and who are you going with??
It starts 4rm R350 N m goin w...err
rnbeta *** 2 da c0ncert n u wl c who im gna b w
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Hw does it take 4 u 2 trust sum1 nd nt use a condom ?
Its nt bwt trust,its bwt knwng each oda'status
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who do you have a crush on right now?
TREY SONGS and...
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How many times did you have *ex this week?
Havent had *ex ths wik
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why do you like bullying your lil bro and if there is anything that you would change about you what would it be and why and if not why not
Jeez i bully hm we jas dn click cz hz a spoilt brat n f i had 2 change sumthn bwt m t wl hv 2 b ma patiency,im so unpatient n m0st pip h8 m 4 dat n m also cheeky
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Do you think your an honest person.
Yep! Bt nwae im human so i lie here and there
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Yini usangana kanje??...
Gpy wubani othi ngyasangana?
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R u n virgin,how big,small,middle??
Wts big,small n middle? Be specific
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whats ur favorite *ex style
Ma mum z on fcebk so w0nt ansa lol or let m say ma bf wl ansa on ma behalf
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Y uphapha?
Nami angazi ngzobuza uMah
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Why is da sky blue?
Eer becoz,I DONT KNW!
Wl ask God 4 u
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Do u lov *ex?n hw oftn do hv
OMW! Honestly Nah i dnt hey i hv *ex mayb twice a m0nth lol
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Wats ur favorite meal?
Tjo do i have any*thinking* papa w braaid meat w hot chakalaka lol lav ma simple food
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
That im Bill Gate's dawtr kwaaa
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Would u lyk 2 meet ur fb frends
Dpends hey,bt wldnt mind aslng as im whr in a plc im familiar w
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Who are you dating currently
Nhlanhla
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
I nid God