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This man sells me drugs
K
You are a filthy muzza with disgusting dance moves
Muzza Life Brah
What are your thoughts of having filthy an*** *ex with skatepark ****s?
Nothing negative, JK
Your breath smells like lloydys as* hole
That's what I aim for
Would you **** a 17 yr old
thats way to young for me, i'm 18
Would you like to go motor boating?
Yeah, wanna come?
I don't know if I'd be in the mood waking up and seeing your face first thing...soznotsoz
Aw :(
Morning *ex is the best *ex.
Should we try sometime?
Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle baby
Are you into rangas?
Yeah
Maybe you should drive an omega.
Maybe I should
I hope you haven't got *** stains in it yet.
I try not to
Have you christened the xr6?
Nah, wanna help me?
Does the xr6 pull the bitties?
Nah
How do you like your bush, maintained, wild or removed?
However yours is
I'm all for time saving!
I can tell
Who's got da best rack?
You of course!
Maybe you could floss whilst you're blowing barbaz next time?
Sweet idea
Do you enjoy the time saving you get when you lick a girl out and her pubes are there so you can floss at the same time?
It is pretty good
My buns? xoxo
Maybe... Hehe if your lucky
Do you ever feel the need to stick your sausage in things?
Yeah, buns
I seen you limping the other day...too much bending over?
Yeah but don't tell anyone please
Can you tickle behind my knee xoxo
Time and place hehe
What's it like to **** animals?
I wouldn't know, why don't you ask your parents?
Where is the clitoris located?
Behind the knee???
LBH you wouldn't know the truth if you fell over it.
Oh really...
I've seen them brown carrots in your fridge.
Oh ****...
Stop dissing Melissa. She is a nice lady.
Come on, we both know that's not the truth
Stop using vegetables to shove up your arsehole.
What do you mean
When will you admit you think Melissa Conte is a hot *****?
****ing never because she is far from it
Would you let barbaz blow you?
I'd let you ;) lol not
Last time you took a shi*?
In your mouth
I hear you like to use butt plugs...what's that like?
Pretty sick
Biggest babe u no?
NOT Melissa conte
You have a pretty mouth don't you
Thx
Going shep high after party?
Probably not soz
Send me noods xoxo
Only if you do ;)
The one that lives on durey lane? :o
durry lane hehe, but no of course im not a muffin man, like wow you must be pretty silly to believe dat
Well you being their only son I'm sure they're expecting big things from you.
yeah i guess, i am pretty awesome though
Do you know the muffin man?
i am the muffin man
Will Kate and Djula Snr ever get grandchildren?
what is it to you
I believe they're your problems...
sure are
I hear you won't leave her alone, always hassling her to do things women normally do like cooking your lunch, washing your dishes and ironing your clothes?
shut up Melissa no one cares about your problems
Why is Melissa Conte such a babe?
shes not, she really isn't, i actual dislike her, but i think she has some sort of weird crush on me :/
Idk. You should ask your mate Peter Roberts.
o k
Do you masterbate with ham?
nah, is it good?
Do you like green eggs and ham?
i like your eggs and my ham
Girls with tatts. Hot or not?
doesn't really make to much of a difference tbh
Do you like to grow your facial hair so you can use it as a clit tickler?
how did you know...
When was the last time you watched p*rn?
with you remember?
Do you shave your pubes?
what are they
Are you cir***sised?
only if you are
Hay joorah chair
herrro derr
I'm not posting that question! You sicko.
your the sicko!!!!!!!
Stop fingering the egg.
Don't you like your egg getting fingered?
Are you jealous of Matt bridges being the biggest gay c*nt in shepp?
Yeah pretty much
Ever gona play cod with the boys again <\3
One day <3
are you jealous of Matt Bridges being the best fighter in Shepp?
Yeah but I'm up and coming and I reckon I'm almost ready to fight him and win
Do you wanna fight? deakin 4:30
1v1 quick scope?
Jewla pls, u dnt evn hev sweg, shut teh fuk up.
Ok
You're a sick c*nt Djula! Don't forget that!:)
Thanks xo
Tyson darley/ chris brett/ Nathan petts are f*****s hahahah I hope they burn in the fires from within they worship
Wow
Whoever bagged out Jordan 2 hours ago grow some balls and say it to him, if your Pu**y a*s lets you
Amen
I heard Jordan's a drug dealer ...
Probably not tbh
You have so much swag, show me your ways?
No worries, just make an appointment with my secretary and ill see what I can do
Maybe maybe not
I'm sorry I just like to be a tease x
That's a very vague response.
To what question was that?
Are you interested in anyone atm?
Maybe maybe not
second status for the night hahahah?
I know I'm so bored hahaha I'm sorry for it
People say hell is endless. They say it’s our worst nightmare, the face of our darkness. But whatever it is, however it is, I say hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
Where are the devils hiding? Lets get them
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
No one loves me
Hell is empty, all the devils are here...
Wat
Thoughts on monique cole?
She's alright
He always looks angry as f***, like what's his problem? Just cause he has red hair doesn't mean he can s*ck the happiness out o the world, know what I mean?
Can't say I know the answer to that, but I don't think it has anything to do with his hair? Ask him ya self m8
do you enjoy the incessant noise from the back of the room? hahah
How dare you she's a nice lady
Math class is pretty fun eh?
Eh eh eh yeah sure is eh
Jordan barbuto is the gayest ranga c*nt going around
I guess you don't like him?
do you like Jordan Barbuto
He's a good kid
Smartest person in your legal class?
Probably me? I don't think I've dropped a mark?
You're attractive!
I try to be like you xo
How was rawhide on the weekend ?
Bit** almost broke my nose with her t***, that's how it was
Mr Ceh, this court hearing would go a lot quicker and smoother if you would tell the truth. If you plead not guilty I have the notorious K.B gang who are willing to provide evidence of you being a social smoker
Don't you dare use KB against me out of all people I am not one who is to be threatened by the KB and the member who is found to be accusing this will face the proper consequence and will have to deal with it in full
You sir are bat worthy Galey95
Thanks xo
I heard you are a 'social' smoker.
Are these allegations correct Mr Ceh?
No omg wtf plz
are you ready for legal sac
Am I ready for the legal sac..... No
Did you see a werewolf in kialla?
I did and it was pretty crazy
How's ya doggy
About as good as yours I guess
Are you going on schoolies?
Sure am, why?
Sorry you can't like me, you don't know me
But I do like you, so very very much baby
Do you like anyone?
I like you baby
I think you might have a STD, sorry :\
Probably :(
Thoughts on gabby Anthony?
Most swaggy swagiest swag of the swag nation
Nah she's a cool chick but!!
Djulesy Djulesy Djulesy can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me, I just love your flashy ways, guess that's why they all broke and you're so paid
Anon anon anon can't you see, sometimes your swag hypnotize me, I just love your swaggy swag, guess that's why your super rad
"The KB will only fall when mankind itself falls" -Clas*ified-
Okay haha
Is kb like some cult thing?
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