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What is the biggest way people waste money?
idk but i recommend that they give their money to me thnx
dame desu
dr kemp was my hero
If a flea can fly and a fly can flee, why can a wave break but a break can't wave?
tbh I wouldn't have a fcking clue
What is the most money you've ever spent at once and on what ?
probably my life support ay got em
we all know its 30
I am going to murder you
how many btches are you cheating on?
i don't have any btches to cheat on lmao got em #singlelyf
Lmao y u suh gay ha ha ha loserrr
I agree
omg i love you for that answer
i have no idea who anon was but ily
Always here to help <3
fastest way to get to westgate?
driving to my place so we can talk about it. Suicide ain't the answer
When you wave at a tree, will the tree wave back?
Yes. Tree will wave back
What in your opinion, is a huge waste of money?
Me
What are you terrible at ?
life
What got you upset recently?
How recent it recently, are we talking about 5 mins ago or 5 days ago talk to me fam
can i be jacob's asm?
Yes you may be Jacob's AASM, I'm sure Jacob would like his own personal btch
Which song describes your mood today ?
Sometimes things get, whatever
can i be ur ASM
Sorry that's Jacob's job. He's my personal btch
What are you currently worried about ?
Life
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
6 feet under
get laid m8
Alright Sat night then
Tbh Sameen Sawdagar
Beautiful child, but can't execute a solid comeback without stuttering ;)
Tbh Tanzim sxc boi Taher
Hot
Help us to be late today is a great birthday party at my place to be so good and washed my face in your car and the notes sold in your life with the thrill to my tutor for you.
okay.
Guess who I am:
I know here you live and some of your deepest secrets.
You could only be one of like 7 people
What was the happiest moment in your life?
June 30 2:30 am
i want a hug
It's okay bb I give you hug <3
As a straight guy you're pretty cute
Awwhhhh. Thanks bb <3
How would your friends describe you?
"An annoying piece of sht"
- Everyone who knows me
What are you passionate about?
Music and shtty dck jokes
STM 2016 ye?
Obvs. Who could it possibly be if not me?
What life lesson did you learn today ?
Bring lube to Maths exams
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Idk sometime in the holidays something cool happened
Do you remember me i gave birth too you out my arsehole
Oh I get it cause like I'm a piece of sht hahahaha
t*** or A$$
Personality. Jk A$$
Who is best monster-girl waifu
Your mum
Who is best heister waifu
Me
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Nah I'll pass
What's your favourite anime and mango
Spongebob Squarepants and Captain Underpants
who is best pony
my little pony
I'll have a mcflurry ^^^xx ~nyaa!
If you want
do you like horse ****?
I can't say I do
Who is bowen
Some asian from MHS i believe. I think he's a bboy and he's really good at it so props to him
can i use viagra as an anti-depressant?
I mean I don't see why not.
how do you say wanker in american
A Yank
ever imagine what it's like to be a tree?
Aren't we all trees? We need nutrition, water, convert gasses, create offspring, and then we die.
check out my katana collection
I wish I cared
omg triggered im like 1/16th jewish
fck up Jun
how do i smoke weed?
Inject between toes
ayo fam check out this mixtape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ636eN0esY
I heard this track and stole a TV.
subscribe to sofloantonio for more original and hilarious content. im jk its just a prank bro why so mad bro its just a prank no chill, chill fam
good prank. I rate
Hey, does anyone know where I can find limited edition waifu pillow cases? I looked on ebay and they're a bit too expensive.
Love ~ Zau-Onii-Chan-San the man
Maybe get a job
Do you know anyways I can get level 32 on World of Warcraft?
Get laid
They'll never find your body
That's a shame
What's the difference between two cocks and a joke?
You can't take a joke
Well I'll be damned
I dropped my babies down the stairs
Did you *** from a balcony or something??
Help someone died
sht not again
halp I put my cat in the dishwasher
RIP meowingtons
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
HA. It's not like I haven't heard that one before
My p*rnhub account got blocked, help!
You can watch me fck your mum tonight! :)
How do I become fat?
idk ask Jun Kang Woo
You seem like an expert, I was wondering how I could be a f**
idk it just comes naturally to me
I put my dck in a microwave, now your mums pregnant.
How do I even reply to this
my grammer nd spelng is guder than you're's f**t
I would agree
if i were black would you still love me?
Always <3
hello, i would like to ask you how to clean my foreskin properly, being an expert such as yourself. my coach would have always washed my foreskin for me after gym classes and he said the best way to do it was with his mouth
Well using my superior knowledge I think that you should use your own mouth. This makes sure that you get the proper cleaning. It takes time and practice, but you'll get there
i hairy russian woman, i shave leg for u?
Um.. Hey so I have this friend called Kazmon who would LOVE it if you did it for him.
People who self harm shouldn't beat themselves up about it.
Self harm ain't a joke kid
ahmed: hello suicide hotline, i feel very suicidal, can you help me?
hotline: feeling suicidal? thats great! can you drive a plane?
JESUS CHRIST
what do you think the future technology on air powered oxygen?
Please come back when you have passed Grade 4 English
its my secret to share this with you but, i have an addiction.
an addiction to air :(
You should seek medical attention about it tbh
You stole my car now im going to rape you
Oh well. It was a good car. And now it's in flames.
Shouldn't you be doing English???
I believe the correct and the only correct language that should be studied is Japanese
why am i so depressed
It's okee bb I'm depressed as well. You'll make it I believe in yourself. Think happy thoughts. PM me :))))
How's jewhana?
Who tf is Jewhana HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Godbles that spelling
Are you and jun a gay couple?
Yes.
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
I was gonna say virginity but then I remembered I'm still a virgin. sht
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Let's have a change and be hot for once. Yolo
What is your current mood and why ?
Happy cause drugs
katara/aang or zuko/katara
KATARA/AANG. ZUKU HAS MAI
Couple that should get together
Not sure actually
nah nigga i just figured u had a bangla squad coz u bangla
Eh yea fair enough. Juhanah, Anusha, Archie, Irfan, Rafee, Sam and Fairooz
the bangla squad
I feel as if you would know them if you knew about this squad. ;-;
mabrur drubo rahman
Dhrubo* Jesus Christ. Absolute top bloke 10/10 would bang.
Jks what a fgt
who's your squad?
Which one?
tbh maverick kotsabuhdvwuovhiwdo
He's a loveable character. Pretty cool guy tbh. Can be dog at times but that's manageable
The girl on ur mind
English homework
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
fck btches get money
I have a confession..
not even joking lol
i'm a girl that goes to your old school and i once fingered myself to your facebook photos
Thanks, means a lot to me
how's fairooz going? hehe
She's fine
What type of people bore you ?
People who reply with one worded responses. Like guys I'm trying hard enough ;-;
Such a great person
Thanks man c:
joseph lew is a **** spoby
Says you
Joseph lew more like ugly lesbian
Got em good.
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