Dylan Briscoe
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Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
could i send other people to mars?
What's your favourite word or phrase ?
Kill Your Self
yes I am a butt pirate but if u knew who this was you wouldn't believe me. So ARRR
Hahahaha :P don't you just wish u knew who it was?
Hahaha i so dont know who this is (insert sarcasm) *cough* justine*cough*
very true. ARRRRR
What's true why are you saying ARRRR Are you a butt pirate like me?
Your qoohme is inspirational
I know I take pride in it finally SOMEONE notices
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I think that translates to butt pirate ARRRR
BAHAHAHAHA WTF WITH ALL THE YOGURT XD
#justbatementhings
Have you ever tried to extract grease from your hair?
Yes I cook bacon with it every time
Your a stinky ****, Briscoe
Im a butt pirate
Briscoe, your so edgy
Edgyest
Evrytim I c u with ju5t1n3, I ave a g1gg13 b3c4u53 sh3 iz UGLY!
Dude just inbox me you ***** dog
was that actually Bateman saying all the crap about yogurt? hahahah
Offered a girl his jacket in year 8 had yogart stains all over It
Admit it, you have stuck you finger up your arse to tickle your prostate
mate i use my whole fist for maximum fisting
nice haircut briscoe
You're adopted
Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
No because **** you
do u ever wipe your as* when u pooh out ****?
Yes I also wipe my fist after I finish fisting your mums as* hole
Tell Sam rues to check her qooh me
I don't talk to Sam rues lol out of everyone on Facebook why would you ask me?
Honest opinion of Dylan Bateman's spilt personality Dimitri?
fake/10
Honest opinion of Dylan Bateman?
hes ok
Do you dream about drowning in yogurt?
#justbatementhings
What is your favorite yogurt flavour?
Quick scope flavour
Do you keep an emergency tub of yogurt in your pocket?
You can have my jacket- batemen 2012
Have you ever brushed your teeth with yogurt?
#justbatementhings
Do you like shrek?
Shrek is love shrek is life
Do u like yogurt stains?
#justbatementhings
Do you have fantasies about yogurt?
Um wrong Dylan #batemen
Evrytim I c u with ju5t1n3, I ave a g1gg13 b3c4u53 sh3 iz g0n ch3at 0n u 4g41n. L3L
U wot m8 I cri Everi tim because I fuked ur *****
cringing ↓
Good hope you get AIDS
No one lieks u Briscoe. U should check yourself inb4 u rek urself
I am xXXxbriscoeoverlordxXXx everyone loves te lord and saviour yuo r just an f**it wit no $wag 1v1 c00n
who did Justine cheat on you with?
Does it matter?
lol justine cheated on you
1v1 me f**it everyone knows I'm a walking ***** far.
is dis de Briscoes show?
Yes airing everyday at 3pm Monday- Wednesday 4pm
do u like your last name
Yes I take pride in my name
do you rub kfc grease into yourself everyday
*on to L2English
What's a skrub?
A skrub is a noob so look in the mirror
don't go back to someone if they have cheated on you
I do what I want L2play noob
I heard Justine cheated on you.. Wat a skank
Oh well what can you do really?
Are you and Justine going back out again? ~Sam Rues
Inbox me
Why are you so stank?
Why are you so gay?
All hail hitler!
Thank you
Furthest you ever been with a girl ?
Ask your sister
Did you cry when Justine cheated on you?
No lol I found out like way after the break up.
i'd rather bateman over you, just saying -you know who
Yogurt stains -2014
y so greasy
you are a skrublord 1v1
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
If he was real i would ask him foor heaven food because food is good
Have you ever farted in public?
hasn't everyone?
Hello
my name is Rose seeking a friend after gone through your profile at qooh.me i derive interest to knowing you write me to my email address ([email protected]) i will tell you more about me
your dearest friend
Rose
[email protected]
ok fellow bot
ellie boot off you freak, your not wanted here.. ahahah Nikitaelias123
Skrubed
música es rápida? ¡sÃ! dundundundundundundun headbang
No idea what u said or what that's from
Why did you Block her
because of **** that happened last year dude just inbox me this ****
Wtf Ellie why the **** would I say that! Ellie I'm not a dumb ***** like you to do **** like that, look pull up because I'm really sick of your **** and soon you will get what is coming... - Nikita :3
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I would but you block me and her and she really wants to talk to you about it
Who is this? I only recall blocking ellie
Dylan that wasnt Ellie ok she would never say anything like that and the person who did that was nikita ok so please forgive her
Inbox me
You are really good to talk to shy, funny, cute and any guy would be lucky to have you
Awesome friend very pretty love you to bits :)
Your p**** is watching you
What do u mean if ur talking about Justine I'm trying to still be her friend I still have feelings for her but ik she has none for me but it's than nothing…I think
pay dawg?
Ment to say psy dawg ****in autocorrects a ****in dowg
M90 UR A PSY DAWG 1V1 ME AND MY M8 V U
I'll bring meh bikie m8s down ya pay dawg
stop giving dylan s hit, f uck off seriously. none of your business. they both messed up somehow and it isnt cool to blame one or the other. they dont need you giving them s hit, they feel like that already.
That's very true but don't worry about it it's qoohme this stuff happens
so just let them deal with it and keep your s hitty comments to yourselves.
Don't worry about it thank you for sticking up for me though
Now that Justine has dumped you, who are you going to go out with next?
I have absolutely no idea plus idk who's intrested I guess I'll find out
You sir, should be commended for your actions to the witch.
I as The royal knight hereby award you with the Order of Witchhunting First Class.
Wow kys
YOU FKN WOT M9
Fite meh m8 u pussie
You sir, are a ****tard for upsetting Lady Justine.
I demand you kneel before her and ask for her forgiveness.
And you sir are a gay **** because the ***** dumped me I was happy for her to stay with me it's her fault. Plus inbox me if u want to complain lol
you gotta cheer up
Easy said then done inbox me
Your a arse hole for breaking up with Justine ~~ Ellie jones
She broke up with me get ur facts straight she's the one dumping me for batemen she jumps from one Dylan to another now **** off
Why do hate me so much Dylan? And am not a stalker.. ~~Ellie jones
**** off out of my life the only reason u where in it was because of Justine now goodbye don't talk to me and u are a stalker because I blocked u and u still manage to go on my qoohme
who do you hate the most
Right now Justine
The most boring person you know?
you
boo*ies
That's a statement not a question
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Not a question
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!! K nice life butt sractcher knob nibbler penial wart v*****l cancer thrush pubic hair majora's mask didlo f***** nipple piercer Horse semen cocktail v***** rodeo (.Y.)
ily bby
What drugs are you taking and can I have some
HIYA. hahaha guess who i am... im a pedo who eats only pumpkins and i live in a world of blocks hahahha idk ... im so bored... xD might i sugest not posting this on fb. xD
wtf justine
lol first person u dated,,, hahaha they dont really know us that well xD and ellie gtfo of his qooh me. that kinda mean.
ik they dont know us well and plus ellies a stalker i unadd her from fb and she still manages to know what im posting
Who was the first person you dated?
justine
LEAVE DYLAN ALONE
HE IS THE ****ING BEST YOU ***holeS
yeah ik im the best lol na there all duds they wont inbox me and who is this inbox me lol
Have you ever smoked crack?
no smokers are jokers
Why is ellie such a *****?
i honestly dont know im not inside her head if i knew then it would answer everything
It wasnt ellie ****head
k nice life inbox me then lo nut ik u wont because ur a flog
Ur an annoying pain in the arse! - EVERYONE!
ellie stop posting on my qooh.me
Dylan loves Nikita more then Justine! Haha lol jokes :) I love Justine more but :D
naaaaa i love her more than you 10X more than you do
KAITLYN COOK is.....?
A ***** jokes your awesome ily
You are so ****ing annyoing.... Just let u know again - Ellie
nice life
Who is your crush? Dont be shy
dont have one already with someone
tbh on kaitlyn cook
shes really nice good to talk to and shes really pretty
Something you will never be good at?
probs sport
No one likes you you fat ****
you drugo
TBH on Kaitlyn Cook
she seems really nice and shes good to talk to and shes pretty
thoughts on the curry raj?
hes cool but can be a ****
Do you even lift?
yeah bruuu
how justine ****
idk ask her
So you are a dumb arse and a lazy bastard?
no im just lazy
Does your parent know you are a dumb arse???
Yes/No
-Kai
no they think im lazy
this thing is asking me to type a question... im like nah... XD :) :3 hahahahah
~ME
Lol nice one
I said, does your parents know that you are gay???
I'm not gay Kai
2 things you like about justine
She's beautiful and down to earth
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